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<0> tell us a joke ^aYa^
<1> sorry not a big of a jorker
<0> aww come on
<0> give it a shot
<1> i cant tell jokes..i loose track
<1> :P
<0> you lysdexic?
<1> you got some
<0> I'd get banned :D
<0> they all have the f word in 'em
<0> four-letter ones, y'know?
<2> fork!
<0> ok, read this one: Thailand
<0> Corn Products Amard*** (Thailand) Ltd.
<0> Corn Products Amard*** (Thailand) Ltd. is composed of a starch and sweetener facility. It also provides marketing and sales support to the Company's Asian market businesses. Corn Products International established a presence in Thailand in 1997.
<0> Contact Information:



<0> Corn Products Amard*** (Thailand) Ltd.
<0> sorryyyyy
<0> wanted to paste the joke link
<1> wellu got me there
<0> anyway, here's the link : http://justjoking.com/jokes/jokes/joke355.html
<0> and chmod^ .. you were right, fork is a four-letter f word
<1> thanks,
<0> come to think of it, "food" is too
<3> Mentat
<3> New media works fine :)
<2> so you done coding the secret x document yet?
<3> Almsot
<3> Almost
<3> User area is done
<3> Just coding admin area so a certain someone can control it
<2> oooh
<3> *cough*lashes*cough*
<4> heh heh heh
<5> hi there
<5> how's it going?
<6> in reverse
<5> not peachy ?
<5> I need to cheer up .. I'm so damned bored
<7> hey everybody zakush loves cock
<3> Wow are you a loser? I think you might be
<3> Can I test?
<7> yea chat with him
<4> everyone's using my phone :(
<5> hi ofmg
<2> not me
<5> how're ya doin' ???
<4> not yet
<5> I ain't using your tel
<5> though I'd love to
<3> How frooty.
<5> frooty
<5> where r u from ??? can't use such a word
<5> lopes in ... only lions lope across the gr***
<5> now you're quite elegant today
<5> how can you lope in IRC ?!?!
<5> we're all nutty ... IRC has been slaughtering our senses
<5> holy crow !!!
<5> there he goes ...
<5> now I'm the only one who spouts off ... at least I talk ... and I'm gonna get kicked
<4> Joe says:
<4> get to work!
<4> joe is my boss >_<
<8> lo omfg
<9> holaa
<4> thats from msn
<4> heya DaBlahb
<4> =b
<9> hola
<4> -b
<5> oh no ...
<9> como estan
<5> hi you spic
<5> don't speak Spanish in here



<5> we belong to an important lite group
<4> Zakkin
<9> hola
<4> stfu forever
<5> cmo ests, amiga?
<8> omfg has made a few of the local women moan in something that sounds remotly close to spanish :P
<4> n one knows what i look lik ei send out fake pics
<8> those pics fake or just doctored of photoshop
<4> fake
<10> heyyy!!
<11> Good 24 hour segment of time.
<10> wer are all those ***y guys!!!
<12> hello
<3> Fine fine... Coding :)
<6> argh..
<6> DaBlah: hire me.. I'll work cheap..I just want.. sanity :D
<6> they ship me a PC to swap in for mine here.. they half-*** set it up for me w/o telling me.. and then I have to go figure out how they fscked it up.. best part.. the guy who set it up.. KNOWS how it needs to get setup
<13> hi
<6> moron
<8> u want sanity and ur asking me to hire you :P
<8> this proves ur nuts lol
<6> MrFix: been there.. they told me to come back when the jacket isn't so tight :P
<6> DaBlah: EXACTLY :D
<11> heh heh
<6> and..it gets better
<6> they told me.. "give the new PC the same address as the old one" - that's fine.. but they both have to co-exist on the network for a short duration..
<11> I had to drive 1.5 hrs today to Halifax to boot up a computer and drive back.
<13> hi
<6> ain't gonna work sunshine :)
<6> MrFixit: oh, you're a consultant? :D
<11> heh heh
<11> Trade Show and my bosses are clueless.
<6> MrFix: I love it.. been there.. you tell them.."shut it off and back on" and they reply.. "..."
<11> At least they didn't make me build a lamearse powerpoint presentation or something.
<6> deer in headlights
<6> MrFix: this trip :D
<11> Home Alone! ARRRRRGGHHHH!
<11> Wonder what kinda trouble I can get into tonight.
<14> man that's a long link
<11> yo ro
<14> MrFiXiT... teh blonde kinda trouble i reckon...
<11> Nah, I behave in that department.
<14> oh...
<14> the misses is here?
<11> I find I suffer much less grief that way.
<15> mrfixit you can run round naked
<11> the missus is worth it bogdan_ro.
<11> spounge: What's the point with no spectator?
<14> tape it
<15> yeah
<15> then e-mail it to everyone you know ever
<11> I'll just let out tongihts ***ual tension on her tomorrow.
<15> awww
<15> thats kinda sweet
<11> I could put this computer back together.
<14> ACK the pain... the agonisingaaaaah backpain
<15> MrFiXiT nah that boring
<14> ouwie ouwie
<12> janita where did you go
<11> bogdan_ro: Robaxicet
<14> muscle pain
<14> either that or a nerve got caught betwwen 2 muscles
<14> it hurts like a mofo
<11> brb - need caffeine
<3> !addq <11> I'll just let out tongihts ***ual tension on her tomorrow. <14> ACK the pain <14> ouwie ouwie
<11> jeeze
<14> ouch
<11> Evil man
<3> :D


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