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<0> yo
<1> speaking of weirdos.. hey $
<0> Traz :)
<2> omg
<2> its Cashy
<3> well well
<3> if it isn't our most prized bachelor
<2> LOL
<0> DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS
<2> oh god
<2> hi baby
<1> Cashy: so.. you apparently happy to be single?
<0> yes sir
<4> hell yea!
<4> i just made 20 cents from my ibm shares



<4> i should sell!
<3> lol
<0> hunny, you don't look well, im going to have to give you a pap smear
<5> kar is crazy
<1> Cashy: now you get to start the dating phase all over again :)
<0> Traz: Thursday night my friend
<5> needs a cosmo
<1> Kar: if you own a lot of shares..20 cents adds up.. I know a guy who invests on percentages
<3> I can think of more pleasant things than a pap smear, Cash
<4> why date (dating no smoking sign deal) eat dates (green good circle around the nut)
<1> Kar: he buys say.. $10K of a stock.. if it goes up a little, he sells, pockets the profit, and rpeeats
<0> hunny, we can start with a mammogram
<1> he's quite wealthy.. :P he quit a job because he didn't like it.. and bought a truck (dodge ram).. eventually found work because he was bored ;P
<1> Cashy: did she want the wedding dress and you didn't? :D
<4> Trazom.. well there is one i'm actually considering investing in, what i'm doing at the moment though is just a simulator.. seeing if i would actually like buying/selling the stuff
<0> Traz: that's a fair ***essment
<6> we should hook cashy up with Paw|
<4> if i were to invest at the moment though.. i only have 2k i could dump into i
<4> it
<2> nite :)
<1> Cashy: hrm.. I figure if she lasted 4 years with you.. she's a saint :)
<1> Kar: ahh.. fun :)
<0> She is a good chick
<0> hunny: shall we get started?
<4> man.. i should have bought some stocks in apple when i was 18.. i'd be rich now :(
<4> damn ipod and itunes
<1> Cashy: hrm.. shoulda married her ;-)
<4> die steve, die!
<0> Traz: I'm only 25
<1> brb
<7> vb cineva romaneste pe aici?
<8> trk varm burda
<1> $: I got married at 25 :P
<8> olmazm
<8> ?
<0> oh
<0> well
<0> *ahem*
<0> uh
<4> aww, i just lost 60 cents!
<4> damn ibm :/
<3> do you have like 1 share in each of these companies?
<9> heya Cashy
<4> lol no, i have 20 in ibm, 1500 in an oil/gas co that i'm waiting for the results on
<0> yo chmod
<0> hunny i get the feeling you're ignoring me
<4> ibm shares are so expensive it won't let you put that much into it
<3> ZB_Work :)
<3> Cashy... I'd rather not have a mammogram either. I hear they squish your boobs to death
<4> squishy boobs!
<10> hunnypot
<0> well, i guess we should just cut to the chase and screw then
<4> so if they were to squish a pregnant or just-post pregnancy chicks boobs.. is she gonna lactate everywhere?
<3> that's
<3> revolting
<4> i'd quit being a mammogrammer then
<3> lol
<0> screwing is not revolting
<0> it's fun



<4> shhh, hp is a virgin
<3> lol
<3> I meant the lactation thing!
<0> rumor has it hunny's hymen is gone
<4> ohhh
<3> omg
<4> hymen? nearly killed em!
<0> i bought some milk yesterday and there was a picture of hunny's hymen on the side of the carton
<3> ROFL
<4> was there a reward?
<0> "Have You Seen Me?"
<0> Kar: no, but it left a trail of blood
<4> eww
<1> wait.. cashy.. you bought milk?
<0> is that bad?
<1> did you check the date on it?
<0> no, she didn't have any tattoos
<1> hrm.. wild cow then
<4> hot stock tip - buy mexicans!
<11> cata21
<4> they're cheap, plentiful AND best of all.. work for peanuts!
<4> hence why we're losing all our manufacturing jobs to mexico
<4> damn unions anywho
<12> hello
<4> hp
<13> !seen Ro_48_f
<4> did you ever consider being a doctor?
<0> im out
<0> PEACE!
<4> WAR!
<3> when I went to undergrad initially I was a bio major
<3> I wanted to be a pediatrician
<3> why?
<4> just curious..
<14> damn
<4> dude i know is getting paid 6 grand a month just being a damn TA
<3> yeesh
<4> guess there is big money in microbiology.. who'dathunkit
<4> err, sorry, immunology
<1> I'm suprised cashy didn't say.. "piece"
<3> ah ha
<1> Kar: I told the guy who own's this building.. "hire me" he doesn't think he can afford me.. he should make an offer :P
<4> yes!
<4> make an offer
<4> don't take anything less than minimum wage!
<1> Kar: I'm well above minimum wage..
<4> well. it was a good starting point lol
<1> underpaid for my profession.. but I'm at an OK level for the area
<4> now i know what you're thinking
<4> happy cows come from california
<1> Kar: nah.. those are hippie cows, not happy cows
<4> lol
<4> their black and white spots merge to form a peace sign?
<15> lol
<4> omg
<4> play connect the dots with cow's black spots!
<4> be a bitch cuz they're always moving but still!
<4> woo! go ibm!
<4> just made me $3!
<3> yay!
<4> cha ching!
<3> now you can retire
<4> aww
<4> does that mean i'm old and useless now?
<3> lol no
<16> any nice girl here??
<1> john-nice: we went thru this.. the answer is still no
<17> any f want to chat with cd
<18> With cd? What the hell?
<19> O'Mahoney's diary entry for Oct 3, 2004, a few weeks before the attack on Mr Morley. She wrote: "Them lot banged up some old harmless man which I fink is bad man, even doe I waz laughing afterwards."
<20> !seen ManInHis40s


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