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<0> HAHAHA
<1> ok.. you buy a $5 tube of toothpaste... and it says Money Back Guarantee
<0> oki so Im like .. swaying with the music.. then all of a sudden.. LOUD GUN SHOTS!@
<1> how many ppl do you think are unsatisfied and actually try to get their $5 back
<0> none
<0> or mebbe 55 do
<1> well I'm a ****er
<0> 5%
<1> I bought it
<0> and mebbe they get their money back in a year.
<1> I am such a product junkie
<0> does it work as well as they say it will?
<2> 14:5 :D
<1> I don't know... we'll find out in 14 days!
<0> oooki!



<1> My teeth better be sparkling white!
<1> or I want my $5 back gawd damnit!
<0> do they have like this colour testing thing on the package?
<1> That's uhm... 1 1/2 drinks!
<0> like the commercial?
<1> at happy hour!
<1> nope
<0> hmm
<0> how would you know then?
<1> it's Colgate Simply White
<3> Hey Shaz :)
<4> wooooo
<5> oh, I finally used my gift card yesterday!
<1> wb Todd
<4> oh!
<4> what did you get?
<0> ToddY :)
<3> sabbbbbY!
<5> a bunch of home organization stuff at Bed, Bath, & Beyond
<1> did you buy me something Rebekah?
<6> hey Todd :>
<4> oh neat :)
<6> HP!!! I saw the preview for the constant gardener..it looks good
<5> and I even got a hair catcher thingie for my shower drain
<4> I got mad at my best friend for what she spent hers on
<5> what'd she spend hers on?
<4> SHazzzzzz! it's VERY good
<6> yeah, I'm tempted
<4> well I got it for her to apply towards a nice purse
<4> she used it to get someone else a gift.
<6> it just might be bad to leave the kids in the shopping centre while I go to the movies alone is all
<1> wtf
<5> that's ****ty...
<1> isn't that like re-gifting?
<5> I think that's worse than regifting
<7> YO
<1> I think so too
<2> Lol yo
<5> cuz you know... if you buy someone something they don't like, fine regift it...
<0> mebbe she was low on cash?
<5> but when it's basically money... wth?
<4> well, she needed to buy two people a late christmas gift
<1> I know
<4> and she didn't have the money
<4> so she used my card
<1> then they go without!
<5> still. that's crap.
<1> damnit!
<4> sabs, yah, that was the case
<2> Gg bunnywaffle
<4> but it still irked me a little
<0> hunnaY .. itS the only reason why one would do such a thing ;(
<5> L. wouldn't even let me use it to take him & I out to dinner over New Year's weekend.
<5> He's like "that's YOUR gift, not mine. Save it for yourself."
<7> thx but im usually better at it i was trying to adjustt to the buy thingy in my other one i just press one button and i buy a package
<4> sabs, I know :/
<8> yo
<4> she felt really bad about it too



<5> she shoulda!
<0> aww ;/
<7> they dont talk much on the mics ether in those servers :\
<5> cuz if I had done that, I certainly wouldn't have told you about it :P
<4> I was like *mutter*mutter*alriiiiight
<4> bekah, my best friend confesses
<4> everything wrong
<4> she's an excellent catholic
<4> lol
<0> hey she was honest enough to tell ya... give her that much?
<5> hahahaha
<4> sabs yeah, I was glad she told me
<0> YESH !
<4> it was funny
<4> I said "so essentially... I bought Person X and Person Y a christmas gift."
<6> you're very generous hp :P
<4> and she was like "yeah..."
<9> hi all
<5> heh
<4> lol shaz, not really
<0> welp, you know for next time?
<5> hmm, that's nifty. I bought a lawnmower from amazon.com... so now when I log into it, it always recommends a replacement mower blade for my exact lawnmower.
<4> lol
<10> nifty
<5> how often are you supposed to replace those, anyway?
<10> replace? hardly ever for a homeowner
<10> resharpen once a month
<5> how do you resharpen it?
<10> it's beyond your ability
<10> *nods*
<5> no doubt.
<1> Hey Amity^
<5> This is the second mower I've bought in 4 yrs b/c the last one just pissed me off.
<11> heya jules
<10> but usually if you're used to it you can freehand it with a bench grinder or if it's not real dull a file
<5> So I gave it to my dad & bought one that wouldn't piss me off.
<0> Amity! :)
<11> Bryna! :)
<10> hi Amity^
<5> hey Amity^
<11> heya LwN
<2> LwNmWrMaN freehands with a bench grinder ...
<11> heya Bekah, ltns
<5> I know! How ya doin'?
<5> LwN... given the size of my yard & all, is it even worth me bothering to sharpen it up every so often?
<10> *shrug*
<10> you're asking someone who used to do that for a living and knows the benefits ;p
<10> a dull blade makes the gr*** look like **** when it's cut
<11> I doing good Bekah, you?
<10> it tears the ends and they brown instead of making a clean cut
<5> LwN, yeah but I don't care about what my yard looks like.
<0> omg that woman's lips are disgusting ;/
<5> Amity^, I'm good thanks :)
<10> well, then don't worry about it i'd say
<5> okies, I won't :)
<10> blasphemy!
<5> my lawnmower is basically all plastic anyway. If I tried to turn it over to get at the blade, I'd probably crack something or cut myself.
<10> naaa
<10> they are somewhat made to survive people like you ;)
<5> which is why I bought it :P
<4> bleh
<5> You plug it in, flip the switch, mow, turn it off.
<10> ugh
<10> electric
<10> lamer
<11> they make those in lawnmowers?
<10> all good till you run over teh cord ;p
<10> yes
<5> I run over the cord all the time
<5> then when I'm done, I tape it up w/ black electrical tape
<10> and they make them battery powered now as well
<11> I need one so I dont gotta smell like gas lol
<10> they arent good for big yards ;p


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