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<0> The trailer had only a cloth top, and much of the waste sloshed over the truck cab and across a wide section of the road
<0> a cloth top?
<0> wtf
<1> LOL
<2> LOL
<0> are there no standards for transporting HUGE CARGOES OF MAN MUD???
<3> Man mud :D
<1> ya use a milk tanker
<0> in between milk runs
<0> :D
<3> Ew
<0> everyone likes chocolate milk icy
<2> hah!
<3> Holy jesus thats gross
<3> "Mommy my milk has trees in it"
<2> funny tho
<0> 'it's lumpy :("
<3> :<:<
<3> "Mommy why does my milk smell like daddy?"
<1> this milk tastes like ***....
<3> Thought you liked cream pies BiGDZ
<4> oki can we leave the MILK .. outta this
<3> ***milk :D
<1> lol
<1> Icy with that *** of yours....
<5> I wopnder if that's considered a hazmat load. If so, then the driver was in serious violation. If not, then it's probably seen like any other fertilizer load.
<0> wow some retard is trying to print a 899mb pdf file
<0> "why are the print jobs taking so long?"
<5> Reatrd or crackhead?
<0> oh another job in same print que for 175mb
<0> *deleted*
<6> check the name of the pdf file it amy be...... 101 ways to stop using crack
<6> lol
<0> crackhead
<6> lol
<7> sal
<0> 'remember, this hurt me more than it hurts you"
<2> that trip me out for a sec
<6> lol
<6> huggles DragonShip how are you hun
<0> A user comes up to me and askes what I just installed on his computer (completely fidgetty). "Oh, just some security updates". He says, "OH! oh ok.....so no monitoring software or anything like that?". "OMG NO BUT NOW I WILL!!1"
<5> LilSpawnX, I go for an EEG Friday to see if they're going to take away my driver's license.
<6> aawww i hope they dont hun... youw il lbe fine... i have faith
<8> hello hello
<6> DragonShip: spawnx said if you die on him he will have to kill ya....
<4> hey Lynnie`` :)
<6> Omfg that is too funny...
<6> huggles SabrYna`
<2> hi Lynn_NM
<8> hi Sabryna :))
<2> craptastic~!
<8> how are you?
<0> The first time I had people coming in wanting wireless internet for their laptops thinking that they could get a connection ANYWHERE it was funny...but now I just want to kill them, cut them up into pieces, smear their bloody remains all over the walls, then go run out onto the freeway and hug a car.
<4> hey LilSpawnX
<2> Lynnie``! THERE
<8> hi Nikki :))
<4> Lynnie`` ... good here.. how are you?
<8> tired, but good thanks
<4> Omfg
<0> wut
<4> itS still funny ;p
<4> hey KeV
<9> Hey slappy\
<0> see how fast those fukers come in
<2> Ke^in!
<9> Heya heya heya
<10> Later Everybody!
<5> If they do (seizures) it puts me in a bad place. I can't do buses (agorophobia) and I don't know anyopne who'd taxi me around. So essentially they'd be locking me in my apartment (and the beach) and throwing away the key.
<0> ill trade you my -18 car for the beach
<0> celsius
<4> lol
<5> LilSpawnX, tell SpawnX that I have no immediate plans to die but it's still an open option.
<4> What would you do on a beach?
<4> burn ur blanco culo?
<0> nothing :))))))
<5> Omfg, at least it's not -18 Kelvin. <G>
<0> just sit and soak up the vitamin S
<6> DragonShip: he said he will have to kill ya... .but hopes all is ok man
<4> nothing YOU?
<4> naw... I donT see you sitting there... doin nuffin
<4> SpaceY :)
<11> hey SabbY =)
<0> i would sit and hatch plots of how to sneak fingers into wendy's chili
<5> Thanks, I do appreciate that.
<6> Omfg your so dapper and chipper today..... must be having a fine fine day...... <cough><sarcasm>
<0> im my usual self you crackhead
<8> heh
<6> well in that case
<6> im no crackhead but if someone would give me sone drugs i would be willing at this point
<0> helpdesk: help this user was trying to get wireless at home and they took him off domain and then changed his admin p***word to something he doesn't know. Can you load that software that installs some os where you can reset the admin p***word to p***word?
<0> this is how people sound to me on the phone?
<0> -?
<0> i just say "....wut?"
<0> then they switch to english
<1> lol
<8> lol
<6> Omfg; Spawnx said your lucky ... you aint been onthe phonewith me yet
<0> ...wut?
<0> oho u see what i did there
<4> I should call you sometime... Can you help me fix that thingy.. the one with the blue flashing lights...
<6> i cant get that thingy on the what ya call it to light up... i dont seeeeee it.....
<1> help you with your rotor
<0> take two d cells and call me in the moaning
<9> Sabby they make creams for that
<6> oh.... wiat...... ohhhhh there it is
<8> lol that's me too
<4> ROTOR!!!
<0> !addq <6> oh.... wiat...... ohhhhh there it is
<5> IBM mainframe service call fix: Take two IPLs and call me in the morning.
<6> lol
<11> :>
<6> that is to funy .... and im good with mechanical things... cars ... engines.... 500 ton milicron presses...
<6> but when it comes to this... i let spawney fix it
<6> i just walk to the other room and hand it to him... and say.. it dont work .. please fix it....and leave it at that
<0> is it true hot dogs are made with anuses
<0> anii
<4> no
<0> ears?
<0> cheeks?
<0> tails
<6> no9 ersobate
<0> ?
<4> mebbe and tails
<6> if you look at the ingredients
<0> eyeballs?
<6> it has earsobate in them
<4> leftover parts
<0> penii
<9> Sodium Earthobait
<6> earsobate = earthworms
<4> LOL I wish ... not rly
<9> :D
<6> yes really
<4> Omfg .. are you craving a Costco hotdog?
<0> no
<6> i wont eat them
<6> i feel like the llittle girl on the movie "signs"
<6> i have 4 drinking gl***es here.... all quarter of the way full
<6> they are contaminated.....
<0> i need to record some of my calls and convert them to mp3
<4> lol
<4> But if all the users were as brilliant as toi.. you wouldnT have a job
<4> Capisce?
<6> that is true
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