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<0> Mrfix! wanna /msg me the ftp info?
<1> Zeboxx
<1> Im gunna pillage your village
<1> Mmkay?
<2> TRaz: sure thing
<3> my village?
<4> and rpe the chicks?
<0> Icy: just don't rain on his parade :p
<3> not much there except for 2 sugar factories
<3> but sure.. go for it ;)
<3> chmod^.. better not rape chicks in europe...
<3> avian flu's going around
<4> IcyLiquid: can u hold nb with your pillagina young chicks for now?
<1> Um
<1> Depends on if you rephrase that in english :D



<5> Ahem chmod^.. I said hello :)
<4> piscesfemale: oh, hey piscesfemale *kiss kiss*
<0> something about holding his knob with his pagina
<0> that's all I got..
<5> Wow... I must say hello more often :)
<6> yo
<4> Trazom....i will date em, so dont mock me :P
<4> how are u doing piscesfemale?
<0> chmod: you date what? baby chickens?
<7> k
<7> j
<4> no, Em
<4> :P
<5> Im great chmod^ and your fine self?
<7> kj
<4> piscesfemale: i am good here
<5> Good to hear :)
<4> ftp?
<2> yep
<5> Hello ^^pau
<2> Manic Hispanic.
<2> hmmm
<2> sounds interesting....
<4> llol
<2> wow 80k.
<0> Satanic Mechanic?
<0> whut?
<2> Trazom: Can I have your internet connection?
<0> MrFix: heheheh.. no
<4> we only had 26k
<0> when you work at the ISP.. there has to be at least 1 perk :P
<0> MrFix: you gonna DJ today at all?
<4> MrFiXiT; sounds like kam :o
<2> I wish I could get a better connection. Mind you I'm definitely lucky to get this good a connection with wireless.
<2> Trazom: Wasn't planning on it. I fired my kids from his wood job
<2> So I have to do it now.
<2> And I'm tired and sore. Back at the physical orchard work now.
<0> MrFix: that's harsh
<2> climbing apple trees with a chainsaw is surprisingly hard work when you do it for 8 hrs
<0> ladders are your friends
<0> as are bucket trucks
<2> in -3 C windy weather.
<4> and i thought i was insane...
<2> Can't use a wooden ladder - they don't mix with chainsaws.
<9> soo what's goin on in here
<2> and aluminum ladders damage chainsaws
<0> great.. the exerciser w/ the kid is here.. she goes into curves for her workout, lets her 8 yo kid wander unsupervised in the building, also sometimes w/ a lil ratdog
<2> :P
<0> MrFix: try not to cut teh chainsaw?
<0> aim better :P
<2> lol
<0> 'lo kelciie
<0> squat
<0> is going on here :D
<2> easier to climb beliece it or not.
<2> believe
<4> Trazom: good looking?



<2> It's all been tried. cherrypickers and everything.
<0> MrFix: I suppose.. fruit trees are quite branchy
<0> chmod: ?
<0> chmod: the mom? no
<2> The ones I'm working on right now are bushes. I'm pruning an orchard that has been under someone elses supervision.
<9> so so so where yall fomr
<2> They like Bacardi far more than pruning.
<4> Kelciie: i am in finland
<0> MrFix: niiiice.
<0> Kelciie: #chatzone..I'm duct taped to the floor
<2> 14 foot tall shrubs
<0> help.
<9> oh wow
<0> brb
<2> I gotsta go for a bit too.
<9> bye bye!
<2> Need to bring in wood to heat the house.
<2> back after.
<4> cya MrFiXiT
<10> ok i got a little rice here for lunch, and some fresh coffee
<10> start the entertainment!
<10> pretty much ****ing
<9> heyheyhey im back!!!!
<9> yeay!
<9> lol
<2> OK so there's enough wood til morning.
<2> <lazy dance>
<10> thats what she said
<2> Omfg: Here's something for you to try. Think of all the model names of ford vehicles and instead of having Ford in front of them put the word butt in front of them.
<10> p***
<2> heh heh
<10> i have an idea for a new product
<10> you know how some parents put thier kids in timeout to punish them?
<2> heh heh
<2> yeah
<2> kinda useless
<10> introducing....timeout pepper spray!
<11> lol
<2> lol
<2> I thought it was goign to be a re-marketing of "The Rack" called a timeout.
<10> not portable enough
<2> true
<2> put it on wheels and give it a trailer hitch though
<2> take it on camping trips and everything
<12> hi to all
<2> maybe just timeout thumbscrews
<11> hi scorpios
<2> maybe one of those 16 inch long 1 inch thick wooden spoons like my mom used to have with timeout routered in to the handle.
<2> She bought that very shortly after breaking one on me as I laughed.
<11> heh my mom saved those paddles with the balls attached to them after the string broke off
<2> CAnadian supreme court held up spanking as acceptable. BUt Dr. Phil is ruining it for parents.
<2> So I have to merely use some sort of family currency to punish the boys.
<2> like revoking privledges or something sissy like that.
<2> Every time I am in one of those situations I can't help remembering my father kicking me in the arse with a steel toes boot and my head hitting the ceiling.
<2> And how much I deserved it.
<2> oops *toed
<11> oh, memories
<11> heh
<2> And I never did ANYTHING like what these two boys get away with.
<11> same with my kids
<2> My father would have buried me in the orchard if I did anything like this.
<11> but they are basically good kids
<2> I haven't seen a "good kid" in ten years.
<10> <Phalanx> you are on ignore alaskan faggot
<2> ~LaWop!!
<2> lol
<10> why the heck they message me just to put me on ignore
<10> :0)
<2> Omfg: Cause they like to think they might actually be hurting someones feelings.
<2> ignore is the only way they feel power.
<2> What they don't realize is how insignificant that action makes them.
<10> im going to set my away as "you might as well put me on ignore right now and save yourself some embar***ment
<13> Hello 2 all


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