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<0> why would you put forth such restrictions?
<1> heheheh.. i don't have them yet, but i need to block the phone
<1> the phone bill i damn expensive
<0> #rodos, seems like a common channel of those bots
<1> any solution
<2> Dunno, I don't pay the phone bill
<2> The company I work for does
<2> Actually, the company I work for controls all the phone lines in just about every country, so they probably don't pay anything
<3> that has to be a telecommunications company then
<2> No, it's McDonalds
<3> no.. it just cant be. then control all the restrooms in every country
<2> Btw if you want me to shutdown all the communication for <insert phone company here>, just ask ;)
<3> hey
<3> they
<2> (I might get fired though)
<1> uhauahu, why they control phone lines?



<1> undestood
<2> Ok it's not McDonalds, it's Alcatel
<1> so. can't i control the phone?
<2> But I can flip burgers anyway
<3> i thought it was Tele2
<2> I have all the p***words to access all the servers of Tele2
<2> But considering how much they ****, you rarely have to do anything to crash their servers
<1> where is tele 2 from?
<2> Just wait a day or two
<2> Dunno, .no/.se/something?
<1> hahahhaha
<1> where is it from?
<2> What is what from?
<1> tele2?
<3> there's a slogan about them here , -- Tele2 - feel yourself like a loser
<3> it doesn't work well even up to 10000 km high I think
<2> You rarely give phone calls that high
<1> where is tele 2 from?
<2> I guess there was some loop in his logic
<1> i'm going to canada.. who will host me :D there
<1> ?
<1> no one
<1> i'm bad
<1> folks
<1> who will host me?
<3> aJJJox: you'd better go to Amsterdam then
<1> fine. so u would host me there?
<1> :D
<1> let's take 6 folks on #big-brother to play like the tv show
<1> we're accepting donations for the winner
<2> I can host you in Canada
<2> For only $50 (us) /day
<1> fine, where are u?
<2> Prague
<1> put on the bill, then i pay u
<1> anyday i'll pay
<2> I can host you in Amsterdam too
<1> are u from canada really?
<2> I just said I was in Prague
<1> i saw
<4> Hi every body.
<2> I hammer
<1> what people does in this channel? where are they?
<4> does anybody here know how can I extract as variables: P,V,T from the folowing line.
<1> say something everybody
<4> I tryed using sscan but without any succes.
<5> ?
<4> how can I extral those variables form a line like this GPSD,P=44.4473 26.1069,V=0.200,T=203.4000
<4> sorry. how can I extract.
<2> Dunno, regexp?
<2> (yes, I'm lazy)
<3> what was your format string for sscanf?
<2> Ew, sscanf
<6> ten cents a day anywhere you want, aJJJox
<7> who can complete me a program? :D
<7> its incomplete
<2> Incomplete almost looks like incompetent
<7> so who?
<4> sorry melfar I was away from my computer
<4> the sscanf syntax is:
<4> sscanf( line +7, "%f %f" , &G.gps_loc[0], &G.gps_loc[1]);



<4> I tried to printf G.gps_loc[0] but then I got some strange chars.
<4> as I mentioned above "line" is GPSD,P=44.4473 26.1069,V=0.200,T=203.4000
<2> Regexp
<4> but sscanf should work .
<4> I am new to C programing.
<2> You're in #c++, not #c
<4> I now I cannot enter #C :)
<4> it sais #c unable to join channel (need correct key)
<2> "main"
<4> what "main"?
<4> it is possible to join #c with this?
<5> >_<
<2> /join #c main
<4> ok thanks
<3> davidf: I'm afraid I didn't see the sscanf line
<4> ok np.
<4> sscanf( line +7, "%f %f" , &G.gps_loc[0], &G.gps_loc[1]);
<4> this my line.
<4> line is GPSD,P=44.4473 26.1069,V=0.200,T=203.4000
<4> i tryed to print G.gps_loc[0] but is outputs some strange chars.
<8> why don't people who want to use scanf go to #C
<6> scanf reminds me of crying
<5> ahaha
<8> I cry every time I see one
<4> becauseI dont what realy to use scanf :)
<9> every time a newb uses scanf, god kills a kitten
<5> lol
<2> Every time a noob uses scanf, god *********es
<2> You got it wrong
<9> pfft
<9> my calculus 2 cl*** is entertaining... everyone gets frustrated becase the teacher talks a big game during cl***. then she ***igns just one homework problem... I'm surprised they don't get it
<2> School is useless
<9> maybe to people who are geniuses
<8> who doesn't get it?
<9> I'm surprised the students don't get the mind game the teacher is trying to play
<2> Mind game?
<8> and that game is?
<2> You play mastermind in cl***?
<2> What?
<9> she says that the course is going to be extremely intense, and we will need to know hundreds of formulas
<9> she would say, I want you to memorize this page of formulas for monday
<8> you need to "know" about 20, tops, the rest you look up when you need them
<9> that is true, but she wants us to memorize more of them
<10> more ideally, you just know 3 and derive the rest as you need them :)
<2> (ok I don't)
<8> I was including things like d(c) dx = c
<8> err, 0
<8> not c
<8> d(ax) dx = a
<10> lim h->0 (f(x + h, ...) - f(x, ...)) / h for (partial) differentiation is all you need :)
<9> they whine and complain throught the cl***. but meh
<10> similarly, the riemann sum limit definion of the integral, for most well behaved functions.
<10> et voila, you can work out everything you want with just brute force limit applications
<2> (aka Asriel just told us the two formulas he can remember)
<11> Yeesh... when I'm here at the office people keep stopping by, asking me questions, wanting me to review their designs and such.
<11> It's like they think I'm some kind of consultant.
<12> http://news.independent.co.uk/world/politics/article341967.ece
<12> ugh
<12> the UN ****s.
<8> always has
<2> Wonder what .ece is
<12> electrical and computer engineering.
<12> http://www.ece.uiuc.edu/
<2> I'm talking about the url
<2> And not the last one
<11> Can we erect (no pun intended) a giant middle finger next to the Statue of Liberty?
<9> Fry's is that computer store out west, isn't it?
<8> also a food chain in AZ
<8> and it's never been just "computers".. pretty much anything that uses electricity and accessories (like CDs and DVDs)
<9> heh. I remember when there wasn't a Sonic in Michigan


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