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<0> http://www.insideeonline.com/news/details/20060321-80/nicole_richie_asks_little_boy_if_she's_a_milf.html
<0> That one may or may not be work safe, I'm not sure
<1> nope, it's nylon
<1> sheath and core.
<0> I suppose so long as it doesn't support the republican party or involve genitals (or both), it's usually okay
<2> she has a kid?
<2> that's news to me.
<0> It wasn't her kid
<1> you can't be a milf if you don't have a kid.
<1> stupid Nicole
<1> M stands for mother
<3> she's dumber than a JBlitzen
<0> Yeah, she told the kid what it stands for, ni
<0> "I don't know what that means," allegedly replied the innocent little boy. The cl***y Richie proceeded to explain: "It means a 'mother I'd like to f*ck.'"
<0> I can't imagine that that's not illegal
<0> Certainly cause for civil action, anyway
<4> heh
<4> why
<4> because it was in prudist USA?
<0> Yes, we're prudes
<3> i'm not
<3> **** **** ****
<5> if she weren't famous/rich she'd probably get charged with corruption of a minor
<1> well, it likely wouldn't be Nicole who gets sued
<1> if someone did sue
<1> it'd probably be the show getting sued.
<4> more money to be had?
<1> yes
<4> only in america .. heh
<1> besides
<1> she did it while filming the show
<1> part of her work duties
<1> blah blah blah
<0> Haha
<0> I'm looking through CA code to see if anything sticks out
<0> Asmodee probably hit it on the head
<0> And in looking through the code, I found this:
<1> lude or lasivicious behavior maybe
<0> 596.5. It shall be a misdemeanor for any owner or manager of an elephant to engage in abusive behavior towards the elephant, which behavior shall include the discipline of the elephant by any of the following methods:
<0> (a) Deprivation of food, water, or rest.
<0> (b) Use of electricity.
<0> (c) Physical punishment resulting in damage, scarring, or breakage of skin.
<0> (d) Insertion of any instrument into any bodily orifice.
<0> (e) Use of martingales.
<0> (f) Use of block and tackle.
<0> You've got to wonder why elephants get the love and tigers don't
<0> http://www.aroundthecapitol.com/code/code.html?sec=pen&codesection=594-625c
<0> No doubt some money changed hands that day in the capitol
<1> or, more likely
<1> it was in specific response to something.
<4> some whank rules there indeed
<0> Right, ni, in response to money changing hands
<0> I'm particularly curious about how you abuse an elephant with block and tackle
<0> And what the hell is a martingale
<0> Sounds like a bird
<0> A stay running from the end of the jib-boom to the dolphin striker, which holds the jib-boom down against the pull of the fore topgallant mast stay.
<0> www.ageofsail.net/aostermi.asp
<0> Well, that was helpful. Thanks, google
<4> it is a bird
<0> Oh, here we go
<0> 1 : a device for steadying a horse's head or checking its upward movement that typically consists of a strap fastened to the girth, p***ing between the forelegs, and bifurcating to end in two rings through which the reins p***
<0> M-W's on the ball
<0> No pun intended
<0> 3 : any of several systems of betting in which a player increases the stake usually by doubling each time a bet is lost
<0> I've done that before
<0> Never with real money, though, I don't think
<1> I find that a little hard to believe JB
<1> why specifically elephants?
<1> there are lots of other animals
<0> It's right there in the code
<4> laws are not logical....
<0> Swear to god, I was just perusing the CA civil code
<4> dont try to reason with them :)
<1> did all of the different animal handlers
<1> other than elephant handlers
<1> bribe someone?
<0> http://www.aroundthecapitol.com/code/contents.html?sec=pen
<0> Under Malicious Mischief
<0> Seemed like something right up Nicole Richie's alley.
<0> But alas, you can teach an 11 year old what a MILF is without his parent's approval, but don't dare bring block and tackle near an elephant.
<0> It's a wonderful state that we're proud to have in our union.
<0> Haha
<1> I'm sure she broke some law JBlitzen
<1> I mean, it's hard not to
<1> but, again
<1> lude or lasivicious behavior
<1> that's the likely candidate off the top of my head.
<0> As to the money, I was ***uming some PETA group once saw an elephant being hoisted and didn't take kindly to it, so they offered campaign support to some state senators in exchange for a law they could brag about supporting.
<1> ahhh, ok
<1> I can buy that.
<4> just pretend the kid is now a porn-star-to-be and overreact and sue on the problems that come with that
<1> well
<1> that would be a civil action Tamama
<1> not criminal
<4> still would generate money
<4> so who cares
<1> I think the question is whether or not Nicole commited a criminal act.
<0> Look, Tamama, it was against the parent's approval, against any notion of basic decency, and basically just vulgar.
<0> I don't imagine it's a felony, but surely there's a $200 fine they can slap her with.
<1> most states/counties/cities have decency and vulgarity laws of some form.
<0> It's not on the same level as going around flashing kids, but the principle is the same.
<0> Although, on the other hand, CA doesn't appear to mind having an entire parade dedicated to flashing people including kids, so who knows.
<0> But god help her if she says what she said to an elephant.
<0> !
<0> :(
<0> I don't think you can sue me for that, though, as it's a genuine crime
<0> Just press charges
<4> well i dont really care :) I don't live there
<4> its bed time.. night all, have fun with CA regulation
<0> California is heaven for puffalump
<0> I seem to have the cantina song from star wars stuck in my head
<0> No doubt this is because khan is gay
<6> Could be a worse song
<7> khan is awfully hetero***ual for a gay guy
<6> Dunno, some of those sheeps didn't look female
<8> he's just good at acting
<7> bahahaha
<7> well, he can't live more than 20 miles from me and I know a -fantastic- sushi place sort of near him..
<7> I guess I should invite him and his imaginary wife (and herd of sheep) to lunch some time
<0> Trust me, he'd take you up on that
<0> Lunch with men = khan all over
<7> hehe
<9> herd of sheep... only a couple of people that might be
<10> i have a question
<7> we have ten answers
<10> i`m a newbie in C++
<7> eleven of them are wrong or misleading, though
<10> and...
<8> twelve
<10> plase... give me a neme of a good book .. or a tutorial
<10> in C++
<8> I recommend the books at http://rudbek.com/books.html
<0> "STUDENT PROTESTORS TAKE TO L.A. FREEWAY "
<0> Nice, making it easy to run them over
<6> There are student protestors everywhere, must be the weather
<8> maybe the Dallas police will show up and arrest them for "public drunk"
<10> so... i will visit this site now
<0> Not sure how the Dallas police could do that in LA
<8> how could they do it in a "private club" ?
<6> Maybe they didn't know about public/protected/private
<1> it's not considered private
<1> well
<1> anywhere
<1> it's considered public space
<1> so, they public drunkness applies
<1> it's a wonderful country we're living in.
<8> the last time I was in Dallas, the hotel bars were considered "private clubs" because that where you could actually buy a single drink (and I got a membership card when I checked in)
<1> nope, public space.
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