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<0> They're the COBOL of human languages.
<1> no wait, that doesn't make sense either
<2> Solamente, english people don't pronounce all the letters either
<1> yeah, because we get those words from french
<0> Heh. Come to Georgia.
<0> We add vowels where there are none.
<1> unless that was a jib at the english, at which case, good one
<1> as they m***acre their own language
<3> the english add 'r' wher there is none
<1> govnah!
<0> I honestly have no idea how to transliterate a phrase as simple as, say, "Go Dogs!"
<2> Solamente, do you pronouce all the letters in the word "know" ?
<1> i liken the british to the south
<1> it's all about backwater seclusion
<0> No
<3> in georgia they must think you've come from mars or somewhere up north?



<0> peterhu: Same accent
<0> We got our speech patterns from lower-cl*** British colonists.
<0> So, blame England.
<3> damn it...invade. Take it back
<1> oh
<1> don't worry
<1> you're on the list
<1> you're all on the list
<1> france is right under iran
<1> once we have a foothold, watch out
<0> Can't we take someplace nice next?
<0> Mallorca, Montserrat?
<1> nope
<1> only crappy places
<1> fiji will be last
<0> gribouille: In fairness, we actually did pronounce most of the letters until the Normans invaded England.
<1> damn normans
<1> 1066!
<0> "Neighbor" sounded more like "nechhhhborrrr"
<1> wait, that's scot!
<0> But in order to sound hip, you had to start skipping over random consonants.
<1> well, it's the civilized way
<1> you dirty saxon
<0> And a lot of cultural and eduational words are derived from French today, since they sort of ran things for a while.
<1> eh, england got them back though.
<0> While the words describing more basic, day-to-day needs are still Anglo-Saxon
<1> oh, to break the history lesson: i got my first text message spam today
<1> i feel so warm and fuzzy
<0> A rite of p***age, indeed.
<1> *5* free ringtones!
<1> i've had this number for a year
<1> kinda strange
<1> $4.99/m
<1> hahaha
<3> dont you get to pay for incoming spam over there?
<1> awesoma powaha!
<1> yeah probably
<1> i've got a billion text messages in my data plan, so i don't know how much that really cost me
<3> we only pay for outgoing msgs
<0> I only use text messaging to tell me that I'm 15 minutes late for my haircut.
<1> text messaging is for 13 year old girls
<0> (Verizon's messages are way later than Cingular's used to be.)
<3> with thumbs the size of majorca
<0> What are they messaging you for?
<0> Oh, THAT's how you spell it.
<0> Glad you slipped that in there, so subtly.
<3> :)
<0> Sounds like a movie about your pet killer whale.
<3> mallorca is the brit way
<1> and now onto an even more pressing matter
<1> what do i do for dinner
<3> mcD
<1> too american
<0> No, Papa John's. Make them come to you.
<1> too crappy
<1> and they promote gay *** with former nfl quarterbacks
<0> Golden Dragon Buffet. You know there are twenty within a mile of you.
<1> hmm, chinese would be good
<0> All run by Koreans, which Mexican cooks.
<0> s/which/with
<1> you know, i've lived here for 6 months and i still haven't found a local chinese place



<1> odd
<3> indian then
<1> all the good asian places i eat at are 30 minutes away where i work
<0> I couldn't go 6 days without scoping out a local Chinese joint.
<3> some lamd bhuna and peshwari
<3> lamb
<0> Eh. Indian food reminds me of the aftermath of an all-night ship party at my old startup, complete with banana-flavored rum.
<1> haha
<0> None of it was appetizing the second time around.
<1> i saw that as "cum"
<3> think of the pretty little while fluffy thing gambolling around in the field before you go yummy that was tasty
<1> which i figured, well, that's normal for a Solamente
<0> I don't remember that.
<0> But half the company was gay.
<1> lamb is too "gamey" for me
<1> i like my animals even dumber and slower
<1> mmm cow
<4> I am looking for a software that would help me understand some src code ...
<0> Run's writing it as we speak.
<4> something that would crush the src code and would do a uml diagram,\ for example
<0> For C++, the pickins are slim.
<1> whitehorse!
<1> oh, wait
<2> yay_, try doxygen
<3> that'd be a uml tool of some sort
<0> There are some things out there, but the quality is iffy and I'm not really up on the selection.
<0> Yeah, doxygen is good.
<4> I checked on google, but I coul'nt find anything realy good
<4> doxygen would kind of ..
<3> there isnt really
<4> reverse engeneer ?
<0> Most UML reverse-engineering stuff depends on pre-existing round-trip comments.
<4> do a uml diagram, that kind of stufff?
<0> Visio does some stuff, IIRC.
<3> the best reverse engineer tool is a brain
<0> But that costs.
<4> bealtine : don't worry I do have that
<4> I'm just looking for something that would help ; I ll check doxygen
<4> anything else ? o-O
<0> If there is, let us know.
<3> i wasnt casting any asparagus
<4> I tryed something a while ago
<0> Corny
<4> It was called something like 'understandC' something like that
<2> yay_, if the code is well designed, it should be easy to analyze
<4> it was commercial
<4> well it's an operating system code
<4> so I would have like to have some help
<2> yay_, in C++ ?
<0> I use Whiteboard 1.0, with the Expo chisel-tip plugin extensions.
<4> c/c++
<3> then its most likely C code
<0> (Sharpies are NOT compatible, trust me.)
<4> ok well I'm looking doxygen
<3> remote sharing whiteboard?
<0> No, too fancy.
<4> if you guys ear of anything else ..
<0> If you can't smell the ink, it's not a whiteboard.
<0> Those thing that do the print-outs are cool, though.
<3> ya
<0> NCR has a few of those that'll give you a hard-copy of the board.
<3> they go through a long phase of induction tho
<0> My favorite just has a scanner bar that p***es over the writing space.
<0> Bam. Insta-print.
<3> 100 pictures of the bosses arse
<4> but Solamente
<4> realy if you have a biig project
<4> and you are trying to understand the code
<0> Probably my most productive series of design meetings involved and overhead projector connected to a laptop running Rational Rose, aimed at a whiteboard.
<4> you just use a whiteboard ...and everything is just fine ?
<3> whiteboards are great for brainstorming
<4> say you want to ... I don't know ..modify a program like pf
<4> the firewall
<0> We'd draw a design on the white board, argue about it, erase it, redraw it, then someone at the keyboard would put it into Rose and we'd start adding to that on the board.


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