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<0> I fear what you've done
<1> So do I
<2> PROCEDURE DIVISION
<2> all that shouting
<1> COBOL code shouts at you.
<1> Heh... exactly
<3> I missed the link guys, can someone post it again?
<1> http://www.mises.org/story/2013
<4> played a remise against the strongest player of the club :)
<4> 240 ELO points more than me
<1> He's that much more into disco?
<2> remise ?
<2> not really
<2> :)
<1> Yay bealtine



<2> remise = put back ?
<1> What I like most about that article is the reference to the Underpants Gnomes
<5> that is a clever reference
<1> I worked at a startup that had the same business plan.
<3> ELO ?
<5> I got a letter from my school and they're all congratulating me as part of the honors program for my high GPA and I'm not even in the honors program
<1> Sure you're not, Ferris.
<5> Ferris?
<3> Buhler
<1> Gah, you're all babies.
<1> YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR 80S TRIVIA
<5> well, there's a college around here called Ferris... didn't know you meant the movie
<1> Buehler
<1> Buelher?
<3> geez, they named a college after him?
<5> yeah, I guess so :)
<1> SAVE FERRIS
<2> a frand day out
<2> frand/grand
<3> Bueller
<3> .....from imdb.com
<6> because i'm the nurse who likes to...
<6> ah, the 80's
<6> i'm curious why the principal is still acting (he's in HBO's deadwood).
<6> i thought he was arrested on child pornography charges
<7> i miss the 80s
<6> but then again, i didn't know the details
<2> he had to pay the bills somehow
<7> the world had a better color to it in the 80s
<6> wtf could cast a pedophile?
<8> peterhu, hehe deadwood, "Is it up yet?" *looks at pron* "nope!"
<6> once reagan's re-animated corpse gets elected, things will be back to normal
<2> that'd be "intelligent design" then...
<2> oops
<1> Ack... I'm channeling JB
<9> no
<9> JB would take any republican no matter what they'd done.
<1> True. But Mrs. Solamente and I were just talking about how the only reason we vote for Republicans is that they're not Democrats.
<1> Sad.
<1> (Cue Vic)
<6> eh, i'd vote for dole
<6> i think he'd be as entertaining as bush, but without the war-like side effects
<1> "Bob Dole takes Viagara, and lemme tell ya, Libby tells Bob Dole that Bob Dole's never been this exciting in Bob Dole's life!"
<6> yeah, having him give the state of the unions would rock
<1> I can no longer conjure Bob Dole. I only see Norm McDonald imitating him.
<0> "What is this some sort of box? bob dole doesn't like boxes."
<6> personally, i still only remember him from that simpsons' treehouse of horror episode
<1> He should have started doing Viagara and Pepsi commercials before he ran for prez.
<3> Hi, Sol... not taking cues today
<5> why is it bad if the president takes viagra?
<1> heh
<10> hey anyone here interested in a portable computer? made by aluenware - p4-m 2.26, 1gb ram, 80gb hard drive, dvdrw/cdrw, built in modem, ethernet, firewire. usb2.0, 802.11b/g wireless, 256mb nvidia geforce go 6800 pcie, 17.1" uwxga display. price 550 includes sameday shipping and case. message me if interested
<6> I SURE AM
<6> I WIN
<2> that one stupid spammer
<3> I gotta teach my client at home to recognize that
<6> though, i have seriously considered purchasing a quality aluenware computer
<6> wtf is a "modem"
<2> so have I...just not from some canuck on irc...
<6> they got rid of floppy drives, but modems are still packaged?



<5> peterhu, a "modem" is something you use to rape people in prison, I think
<6> makes sense to me!
<6> ah
<1> I thought that was a "floppy drive"
<6> no, floppies are benign
<1> Oh, I get it.
<1> "Ah modem wid mah floppy drive"
<5> http://blog.outer-court.com/censored/ fun stuff
<1> God, this channel is going straight to hell.
<1> Now I can't find that MP3...
<1> "I'm goin' straight to hell / Just like my mama sa-haid..."
<6> your mother is an arab male named sa-haid?
<1> You should see her beard.
<11> Bozos
<6> trey ***y
<2> pfft trs
<2> a tray is something you eat breakfast off
<1> Perdonnez moi, Jacques the Irishman.
<2> we are the knights of Ni
<6> in america, we spell it "trey" you gold pot guarding, odd colored marshmallow loving, weirdo!
<6> only a frog would spell it "tres"
<6> when that would be pronounced "TRE-SSSSSS"
<2> ummm the s is silent
<1> "Silly English Knnnn-igits!"
<6> so then, it should be "tre"
<6> adding silent letters = stupid
<1> That's tru
<6> word
<6> sho nuff
<2> ryt
<2> like hotel...which techically has an s in the middle
<6> brothel is the correct spelling
<1> I though "hostel" had something to do with the bad attitude of European youth tramping across Europe.
<6> yeah, hostel is only for stinky idealists
<6> people with actual money need not apply
<2> ja youth hostel twirl long skirts and hippy beads and stuff
<1> The kind you see in movies on Sundance and Bravo.
<1> Not that I watch those. I've just heard.
<2> they tv stations?
<6> yeah
<1> Cable movie channels here.
<6> we get 500 here
<2> ahh
<6> nothing good on
<1> For artsy-fartsy film students.
<1> "Inside the Actor's Studio" is great entertainment, but purely by accident.
<2> europen chic or some such bollox
<2> trs chic
<2> harhar
<1> Three chicks?
<6> CHIC
<1> You rule, dude.
<6> i get it
<2> trois chic
<6> it's sad that the spanish worked out a better language
<6> at least they pronounce most of the letters
<1> "Sont les mon qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble..."
<1> Or whatever Paul's saying.
<6> see, that just hurts the eyes
<11> Hostels are named so for the feeling they engender in normal humans upon witnessing the trust fund statements of the average unshaved unshowered occupants
<6> also, i'd like to smack the ***hole who thought it'd be a good idea to attach ***es to objects
<1> How they get "on-som" out of "ensemble" is beyond me.
<11> I'd like to see someone attach a *** to khan
<11> Just so we could know which pronouns to use
<6> you can't
<2> the ble bit is quiet
<6> for i am the intelligent designer
<1> I know why the French don't pronounce all the letters. Then they'd have to speak as quickly as the Spanish do.
<11> For you are the gaey
<1> Romance languages are horribly inefficient, grammatically.
<6> we all know the one true language: romaji!
<1> They're the COBOL of human languages.


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