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<0> You're despondent
<1> ok
<0> We're watching you on a hidden webcam as you toy with the pistol in your lap
<0> Nice boxers
<1> cyanide capsule
<0> Heh
<1> you would like them
<2> What's PMA, like PMS but anal?
<0> Haha
<0> Ugh, ashe
<1> no
<1> Positive Mental Attitude
<2> Ah then it's definitely not like PMS
<1> definately
<2> Heh, 11:36
<2> I started a rebuild all at 10:15
<2> O.o'
<0> Nice clock
<1> yeah
<0> http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Central/d/-6/java
<1> im too lazy to raise my head from the laptop
<2> I need a laptop with 16 CPUs
<0> Fred needs a laptop with one
<2> Heheh
<1> i just need one with 1 good cpu
<2> Or even half one
<2> How much RAM do you have btw?
<2> Because it's probably worse than the CPU
<1> 256mb
<2> Ouch
<2> Right now devenv.exe = 412 MB
<2> (and it's 2k3)
<1> so lets see
<1> yall dogged on my software
<1> dogged on my laptop
<0> Heh
<1> and dogged on the book i picked up today
<0> Haha
<2> Which book was it?
<0> Haha
<1> sams
<1> c++ in 21 days
<1> it comes with a djgpp compiler
<2> How 20th century
<1> i dont know what a djgpp compiler is
<1> but i have some
<0> It uses mingw32, I believe
<0> No
<0> It uses a gcc port
<1> buffalo wing?
<0> dev-c++ uses mingw32
<2> I use Turbo C++
<2> Because I'm that cool
<2> + it doesn't support 80% of C++ so I have to write simple so it's easy to debug
<2> Har har
<2> simple code, too
<1> ill keep that in mind when im picking up gals
<2> You'll choose a girl that doesn't support 80% of kamasutra so it'll be simple to have *** with her?
<1> that will work
<2> To seduce girls in bars you have to tell them about ss7
<2> If the girl has a friend, time to talk about the multihoming part of it
<2> The only downside to ss7 is that almost nobody knows it so all the jokes kind of fail miserably :D
<3> lol
<1> then youll have to write the book "the art of picking up chicks with nerdy pickup lines,,by Ashe"
<2> Teach yourself dating geekettes in 21 days
<0> Sams can publish it
<0> Har har
<2> So anyway
<2> Wed to thu night
<2> I went to work
<2> (the office, that is)
<2> (of course I was not working)
<2> And on my way back
<2> Rear tire == dead
<2> With a cutter blade stuck into it
<2> Is it tire or tyre anyway?
<0> tire
<2> Somehow I feel like I've seen both
<0> That's because you're gay
<2> Unless tyre means something else
<0> The english might use tyre sometimes
<4> tyre is british/european
<0> They like y's
<1> and our's
<0> Good reminder to always check the tire pressure in your spare when you get your oil changed
<2> British, gay, same thing, after seeing an UK woman anyone would turn gay
<0> If not more frequently
<1> i changed atire for a handicapped guy on the freeway today
<1> side of the freeway
<0> Nice
<2> I have to change my tires every 5000 kilometers anyway
<2> Not like the pressure has time to change :D
<0> Why so often?
<2> Because it's a motorcycle
<1> he had no jack
<1> they change ashe
<0> Oh
<1> with temperature
<0> So I guess the spare thing is out the window
<2> I kind of never take the car to go to work
<1> and with thespare
<0> What do you do if you get a flat on a motorcycle?
<1> its not like youll notice
<2> I call my "car" insurance and they send someone
<2> This time it took 20 minutes
<1> call an ambulance JBlitzen
<2> And then they take me back home
<0> Heh Fred
<0> No doubt
<0> Not bad, ashe
<1> ive peeled quite a few people off the road that liked motorcycles
<2> But it didn't go flat immediately
<2> Work => home is like 65 kilometers
<2> Near the end I felt it was behaving weird
<1> what is that in american ashe?
<2> But after checking the wheels it semeed ok
<2> Hm
<2> 40 miles
<2> Or something
<1> ak
<2> So it seemed ok (at 6:30am)
<2> Then I wanted to go somewhere around 4pm
<2> And at that point it was completely flat
<5> http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060325-031322-1742r
<1> i do have it as a goal to be proficient in the metric system by theend of the world
<0> I guess with a motorcycle you want to check for external damage frequently, then
<5> Ummm, I'll be surprised if that isn't taken to court
<2> If it went flat while I was riding I'd probably be dead anyway
<0> That's okay, ni, Oregon is insane
<5> I doubt Oregon can tax you for driving out of state.
<2> It was 6am when I went back home, was driving at like 130 mph
<2> And a flat tire at 130mph
<2> When you have only 2 tires
<2> == bad
<1> most of the people i peeled off the road were due to stupid driving
<1> lots of windy roads where i live
<2> Wind ****s
<6> what font best to use for documenting a user requirements?
<2> Sometimes when getting past a truck it's like someone's pushing you aside
<0> You an EMT or something, Fred?
<2> javaq_: sounds like a weird question, I guess it depends of the other parts of the page/document/whatever
<1> where i live there are no paid ems or fire services
<1> so i went to school for FF and emt
<1> and volunteer as both
<0> Cool
<2> What's EMT?
<1> small town out in the country
<1> Emergency Medical Technician
<2> Ah
<1> im certified as an Intermediate
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