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<0> I suppose I don't know what kind
<0> You didn't see those episodes?
<0> What kind of llama are you
<1> all the cloak and dagger stuff, with m. night shamalamamalalamalalalan "twists" gets old
<1> ooooh, you betrayed us!
<0> Nah, in these seasons they make it clear who's a traitor right up front
<0> I think they realized how old that got
<1> yeah, so people like you can follow the plot better
<1> they also have published a pop-up book to accompany it
<0> Haha
<0> At least this has a plot, you homo
<1> too bad they already used nukes in a previous season
<1> now you gotta worry about smaller threats
<0> Nerve gas
<1> OOOOH, bioweapons =(
<1> i'm soooo scared!



<0> Oh, maybe that too
<1> why is that guy british?
<0> Because that's the only foreign accent we have a chance of understanding
<1> ah
<1> crazy first lady, no one believes you!
<1> one would think if laura bush did the same, we'd actually believe her
<1> mostly because she seems infinitely smarter than her husband, and unfortunately we listen to him
<0> Yeah yeah
<0> You guys keep calling Bush stupid and you keep losing elections and arguments
<0> Ann Coulter had a rare glimmer of validity the other week when she pointed out that the Democrat party has no issues left besides the right to have *** without getting pregnant
<1> that's probably because pointing out all of the republican party faults is analogous to teasing a retard kid to his face; you just don't do it
<1> +ed
<1> mmm, food
<0> Yeah, except that's also how you treat someone who's right when you're wrong
<1> true; luckily that's not the case with you republos
<0> Liberals used to get a break on that since they owned the media, now they don't
<0> So it's becoming more and more obvious
<0> I notice a lot of red on TV these days
<1> that's because they only talk to idiots
<0> Maybe something about newer color filters or film technology or TV's or something
<1> surprising coincidence
<0> True, the media only talks to idiots
<0> But in the past, it wasn't obvious, because you never saw what the alternative looked like
<0> [20:30] <ScoutMD> UGLY *** STAPLED SOFA -VERY DANGEROUS -FREE
<0> [20:30] <ScoutMD> This was once a reddish brown leather sofa. Due to a home reupholstery disaster it now requires a slipcover at all times. This couch comes packed with 2 recliners each featuring vibrating motors. What could be more relaxing than basking in the loud, steady hum of the motor while the somewhat violent vibrating action shakes your cares away?
<1> haha
<1> sounds like a great deal
<0> [20:31] <ScoutMD> (not reccomended for small babies)
<1> slap him!
<0> [20:33] <ScoutMD> ABNORMALLY HEAVY SOFA -I WILL GIVE U $20 TO GET IT OUT OF MY APARTMENT
<1> but that's lower than level 5!
<1> DUN DUN DUN
<1> they should do vh1-style popups explaining the plot
<1> BLOOP - if you're an idiot: 3 < 5!
<0> It doesn't pretend to be very complex
<1> man, jack bauer really whores his voice for commercials
<0> Thankfully they stopped the last season writing approach of saying "protocol" every four minutes
<1> heh
<1> it takes a lot of work setting up a socket
<0> They've actually been very clever with the writing so far this season
<0> Note how Chloe just said something about there's no need to be dramatic
<1> because it's a drama!
<1> i get it!
<0> Sort of a dig at last season
<1> DUN DUN DUN
<0> Well, last season it was bad, I don't know if you watched it
<1> i've only seen the first season
<0> Those little godzilla guys would tear your *** apart
<1> unlikely
<1> as they're computer generated
<0> Yeah, but I saw them on NBC which is a liberal news network so I know it's all true
<1> i thought you have the R-CHIP installed on your tv? you know, the one that blocked out any groupthink contrary to the republican party's silly beliefs?
<0> I believe that would be the power button
<1> that sounds very liberal
<1> protocols!
<1> TAKE A SHOT
<1> what's with the heartbeat music?
<1> OOOH SUSPENSEFUL
<0> Ever notice that CTU is a recycled set from Babylon 5
<1> heh



<1> well, they are in the future
<0> The blu lighting at weird angles, the grills over the lights, etc.
<0> All the gl*** and stairs
<0> And it's always so dark in the background
<1> most government buildings are lit like dungeons
<0> I let that stuff slide since it's a big four network show
<1> it helps to boost morale
<2> anyone know mfc?
<1> not if we can help it
<0> Yeah, I remember a lot of grey and beige decaying walls, doors that would be unseemly even in this low rent apartment, and chairs like they have in grade school
<2> good for you
<2> here, I'll paste my little code snippet, see if you C++ sage's can figure it out
<2> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/15865.html
<2> oh i forgot to tell you, the only problem is the last for loop
<2> without it, my program runs perfectly
<2> with it my progam breaks when it tries to display the non-client part of the window
<2> will CLI make my programs more pretty?
<0> Haha, nice
<2> Haha, meanie
<2> will things look, or run better with CLI?>
<3> you will look better
<3> all the girls will immediately hop into bed with you
<3> and JB will too
<3> rawr
<2> grrrr
<0> Haha
<2> the thing is I don't like how my lame *** MFC programs look
<3> MFC is for losers now
<2> can someone see any problem with the last for loop in this code sippet?
<2> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/15865.html
<2> how do I go about learning CLI?
<2> <- looser
<3> not as loose as JB
<3> haw
<3> okok back to homework
<3> (JB don't kick me plzthx)
<0> Just kidding
<3> haha, you should've said just kidding, but left it on
<3> for great pwnage
<0> Just kidding
<4> haha
<4> hmm, I don't want to do my homework... and it's like a 340 level computer cl*** and they're asking me for the code to traverse an array with a ****ing pointer...
<0> yech
<4> I mean, I should be glad to have easy work, but I skipped 180 level to get into 181 and then the 200 level completely so I could like have some fun
<3> what cl*** is this
<4> advanced data structures and algorithms and analysis of algorithms
<3> mm I had that cl*** last semester
<2> when do you get to go to the 10,000 level programming cl***?
<4> when hell bursts open under sarcastic people
<2> cool, I hope it happens, :)
<4> :)
<2> wtf is a 340, 180, 181, and 200 puter cl***, OMG!!?!?!?!
<2> lol
<2> weirdo
<4> the higher the number, the more indepth and complex it should be
<2> ahhhh, ffs
<1> nothing goes higher than 11
<2> brb gotta smoke off my anger at my job
<5> hi, heh
<0> Colleges vary, but a common numbering scheme is for freshman level courses to be in the 100's, sophomore 200's, junior 300's, senior 400's
<5> how long does it take for bans to expire
<4> I'm really digging this valgrind software for linux that checks for memory leaks
<0> Depends how they're set
<0> They aren't automatically removed from the channel ban list
<0> X bans can be set up to 344 hours or so
<2> no one wants to take a stab at my problem?
<2> hi corstan never seen u b4
<6> i just got here
<6> whats the problem
<2> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/15865.html
<5> pfloyd345, ok?
<2> the last for loop, this is a ondraw function for my View cl***


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