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<0> I'm likely old enough to be your father
<1> likely?
<2> I dunno, my father's in his 70s
<3> luke..I *am* your father
<0> ok, you're young enough to be my child
<4> bealtine :)
<2> vawjrwrk: haha, how old are you?
<1> vic's got one foot in the grave
<0> as my son points out, I had to fight off the dinosaurs to get to my keyboard
<1> the man built ENIAC
<2> heh
<4> even before eniac heh
<2> Well, I'm in my late 30s, been programming for 20+ years
<0> I'm in my early 60's been programming (for money) for 40 years... my eldest daughter is 38
<2> It's not hard to be older or more experienced than I, but I'm also not a newbie... although I'm happy to admit I'm ignorant of recent (and not-so-recent) C++ trends
<4> that is a pointless who is the oldest one argument, anyway.



<0> nobody was questioning who is oldest, meyrn, you should pay closer attention
<1> besides, we all know *i am* the wisest
<1> and the ***iest
<4> :)
<5> So
<5> jott is 30
<2> vawjrwrk: In Java, I'm pretty darn influential. I'm trying to relearn C++ because I need to try to keep up some.
<5> vawjr is ###
<2> Ashe`: 37, actually
<5> and jott knows nothing about C++
<5> Next issue!
<4> peterhu you are the eniac in fact :)
<2> Ashe`: erm... well, that's not entirely fair
<1> oh, i'm definitely not the oldest
<2> I know something about C++, just out of date
<1> i'm actually one of the younger ops
<5> Lie
<1> i'm 14
<5> I'm 12
<4> yea
<1> DOH
<5> And I dated your 16 years old sister
<4> i am 7 :)
<5> Wait, I'm not op
<1> i was closest without going over
<1> I WIN
<5> Too bad then
<2> you all ****
<2> See, I know IRC too :)
<1> i'm 14, have a wife and a house and two cars
<1> and a 16 year old's mortgage payment
<1> to boot
<1> hmm
<4> then who is x's father :)
<1> W
<1> deceased
<5> It's like those egyptian deities
<5> X is his own father
<5> And fuxored W
<6> haha
<5> So W is his wife and mom
<4> fun
<5> Note that this often happens in southern US
<1> i miss W's tenderness
<4> w his wife where is the child then :)
<1> that bot KNEW how to give a guy a good time
<1> guh, not only is this somewhat sharepoint related, it's a multi-site project
<1> meaning people in manilla
<0> Solamente have you used MSXML 3? latest version ??
<1> i have, both DOM and SAX
<3> wtf is sharepoint?
<1> latest is well beyond 3
<1> 6 i think
<1> now called "Microsoft XML Core Services" or some such
<0> one presumes w/ unmanaged C++ ??
<1> sharepoint is a m***ive ASP.NET beast of a portal product
<1> vic: yeah
<1> COM
<3> vic : yes
<3> atl to the rescue
<0> thanks guy



<0> s
<1> apparently there is good business in the federal space for providing custom portals
<1> but the work is so boring i'd tear my eyes out
<5> I used MSXML too
<3> ms sent it to me but i've never had the energy to install it
<1> wish these people i interviewed with today would call me back already
<5> Someone else ****ed better
<1> i get the impression they'll baulk at the salary requirements
<1> consulting, as boring as it is, pays quite well
<3> i get pestered by recruiters these days
<1> and i won't work for less than i make now
<3> and they run a mile when i tell them how much i expect per hour
<1> hah yeah
<0> there are some locales that I would go to for less than I make now...not many, but some
<1> all the other consultant firms that have contacted me have no problems with my salary
<1> the product companies or the engineering companies like lockheed, however, do
<1> but i don't want another consulting gig
<1> so i'm stuck
<0> hardware companies never want to pay software guys
<1> stupid housing boom
<3> then you've got to drop
<1> nah
<1> at the least i can ride this job into the ground
<3> start your own consultancy house
<1> high paying and i outperform the vast majority of peers
<1> fine with me
<3> and get the work done here :)
<1> even if the work is disgusting
<1> i'm such a whore
<1> i used to say the money didn't matter if the job was great
<3> Khan consultancies we Khan do it
<1> that was before being married with mortgage
<1> that's awful
<1> KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
<4> peterhu how old are you anyway
<5> 14
<1> heh, the spell checker doesn't continue to highlight the word after that many characters
<5> That's what happens when people use char[50] instead of string
<3> irc spell checker?
<4> 14 can marry with mortgage heh
<1> aspell
<5> They can, in Alabama
<3> heh
<4> heh
<1> spellchecks both xchat and gaim
<3> beep another spammer bites the dust
<1> it was, like, beep bop beep boo, and then the spamer, was like, gone
<4> dusts till down('\') spammer fell down blah
<1> it seems i'm the only one who writes the XML doc comment before anything in the method, sigh
<5> Heheh, some guy telling me he's an amazing C++ programmer and knows much more than I'll ever do
<5> (while I still haven't said anything)
<1> it's true
<1> you know squat
<5> Then he talks about using malloc in C++
<4> heh
<5> Instead of new
<5> Go figure
<1> malloc is perfectly cromulent c++
<5> The main advantage of malloc is that it takes less memory and is faste
<5> +r
<1> haha
<5> (no he didn't say that part, I'm inventing)
<4> :)
<1> well, it does skip calling a constructor
<1> so it IS faster
<3> get hime here...we need cheap amusement
<1> so fast, i use it everywhere for the raw POWAH
<5> Dunno, I was so bored I found him my results on brainbench, then he left
<5> "found him" makes no sense, I know
<1> we know you meant "picked him up for gay ***"
<5> Seeing what he looks like, I'd rather date Elton John
<5> That tells you how ugly he is
<3> so you are the "other guy" in eltons life
<1> elton john is a perfectly cromulent lover


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