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<0> I need to research this.
<1> algorithmic trading is basically the design of algos that scan the market and find arbitrage possibilities
<0> I should get started
<0> school will take awihle while working
<0> I"d like to get more engineering experience
<2> i wouldn't mind going back to tech
<0> but, it'll probably take me 4 years to get a masters in something anyway
<2> god those were the days
<2> i shall greatly encourage my children to live it up while at school, because the real world blows
<0> really?
<3> Your head alright, ni?
<0> I like it
<4> http://www.ets.org/portal/site/ets/menuitem.435c0b5cc7bd0ae7015d9510c3921509/?vgnextoid=b195e3b5f64f4010VgnVCM10000022f95190RCRD
<0> I get money
<0> I can pay ofr things
<2> did you pay for your school?



<1> women?
<0> nope
<0> school was paid for.
<2> yeah, same
<2> i had everything i needed
<2> girls, beer, interesting cl***es, living with friends
<2> good stuff
<2> now? taxes, mortgages, jobs, bah
<4> Noidea that link is for you
<0> yeah, thanks
<0> I'm looking at it.
<1> when chuck norris divides there are no remainders
<2> it's true
<2> i sometimes enduldge in the open freeroll on a poker site. the kids spam the channel with those chuck norris sayings
<2> before the tourny starts, that is
<2> when chuck norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris!
<2> they do get old heh
<5> They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper - it wouldnt take **** from anybody...
<5> >_<
<3> Haha
<2> almost time for pool and beers
<2> thursday nights rock
<2> heh my cripple kitten is funny
<2> he can't rub up against you like the other cats
<2> instead he walks up to you and when he gets within range, swings around and smacks you with his ***
<0> why is he crippled?
<2> then you scratch him, and he falls over
<6> that'd do just fine
<0> why would you hurt a defenseless little cat?
<2> genetic problem
<2> he walks
<2> just not well
<2> he can even run, but it's more like frantic hopping
<0> we just had to put our cat to sleep about a month or so ago
<4> any interesting interviews?
<0> just out of the blue he lost the use of his hind legs
<6> I bet it's the one cat with the weird look on its face at the pet store saying "sniff sniff please buy me"
<2> heh
<2> he's an awesome cat regardless
<6> tricks?
<2> he makes road runner noises when he enters my office
<2> meep meep
<3> Heh
<2> followed by another silent meep where his mouth opens but nothing comes out
<0> you take your cat to work?
<2> my home office
<6> yeah, but it's hard competition against the coyote if you're crippled
<4> nah, use 'em as bait........ coyote's make good moving target practice
<0> how are we falling behind Germany in the olympics?
<0> we've got like 10x their population
<2> it's winter olympics
<2> no one cares
<2> i'm surprised they haven't cancelled them yet
<0> winter olympics is all that matters
<2> when dancing on ice is a sport, count me out
<0> that's wehre the skiing is.
<3> All our good athletes are out working on $50 million careers
<2> and when canadians can invent shuffleboard on ice and call *that* a sport, count me double out
<3> http://home.comcast.net/~jcrichman/brakes_2.jpg
<3> er
<3> Microsoft VBScript compilation error '800a03e9'



<3> Out of memory
<3> /listings/grid.asp, line 0
<3> Damned tvguide
<6> we also invented that game that's exactly like football but with a frezbe instead
<6> but they failed to make it to the olympics
<3> Yeah, but it isn't in the olympics
<3> Yet
<0> ultimate frisbee
<0> that's a hippy sport
<6> I'm sure it's just as fun
<4> EwIck frisbee
<6> whatever
<4> though that was the name _after_ Wham-O bought the rights to it
<0> what?
<0> no
<0> it was always frisbee
<4> no
<0> it was frisbee pie tins
<0> I thought, anyway
<4> perhaps, but there was a commercial product (made of plastic) called "Pluto Platter" that was bought by Wham-O after a couple years... Wham-O called it "Frisbee"
<2> "can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"
<2> i want to use that in the workplace
<4> go work at a mortuary
<0> Just say it randomly in some meeting.
<4> lol
<0> or
<0> when they start talking about looking back at some old piece of code
<7> what would "fringe" refer to in respect to a tree/graph search? (trying to figure out what the hell his teacher is talking about in the homework handout)
<7> ex: Implementation:
<7> fringe is a queue sorted in decreasing order of desirability
<0> Noidea, peterhu, ..., JBlitzen
<2> heh
<2> noidea thinks i'm cute
<2> awww
<0> You haven't shown me a picture yet
<0> but, apparently you're loaded
<7> i get the "decreasing order of desirability" part :P
<0> and that's cute enough.
<3> Haha
<0> http://home.comcast.net/~jcrichman/brakes_2.jpg
<0> wait a minute
<0> there's a turkey baster there
<0> why are you using a turkey baster to do your brakes?
<3> Yes
<3> It's a complicated mechanical tool for draining brake fluid out of the brake fluid reservoir in order to prevent spillage while compressing the caliper piston
<3> $2 at Kroger's
<0> bah, it's not as funny when you're here to defend yourself
<3> Haha
<0> I'll try it again later hwen you're not around.
<3> Alright
<4> gee, I thought he carried it in his front pocket to impress the guys
<3> If it's any consolation, I found it sort of amusing when I had to make a special trip to the grocery store to buy it
<3> People were probably wondering why I was buying a turkey baster and nothing else in the middle of February
<3> Actually, the best part of all this was that I got to sand all the glaze crap off my rotors
<3> At least, I think I did, it wasn't easy to visually examine the back
<8> Tak: the fringe is the set of nodes that have been generated but not yet expanded
<8> so e.g. imagine breadth-first search, take the root and expand it into say nodes a,b,c, the fringe at this point is {a,b,c}
<7> thanks cowmoo
<8> werd
<2> hehe, when you squeeze my cat while she's purring, she squeeks
<2> it's almost like playing the bag pipes
<9> you should try blowing her
<2> i'll p***
<2> both sides are pretty stinky
<10> Amorita13 be advert on join.
<2> be?
<10> is?
<9> did you ever inflate a frog with a drinking straw peterhu?
<2> can't say that i have
<9> me neither, but i've heard it's funny
<8> ...
<10> jeez I have over 200MB of IRC logs I just realized
<6> that's... pathetic a little bit
<9> i have 600


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