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<0> my manager lost his ****ing mind with me
<0> That was definitely one of my favorites
<0> sitting in the weekly meeting, someone asks how a feature works, I explain it
<0> and my manager just point blank tells me, and everyone else in the meeting, like 10 people, "No, that's not how it works"
<0> Then, I had to explain that I was just working on that code, and that's definitely the way teh code is written
<1> heh
<0> which pissed him off even more, and he kept disagreeing
<0> telling everyone I didn't know what I was talking about
<1> the source never lies
<1> except this source does
<1> it lies about being source code
<0> good times, good times.
<1> cat /dev/urandom > file.cs
<0> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/4630.html
<2> should have done > /dev/dsp
<0> we were using that library to do our debugging output



<1> haha
<0> It's kind of neat
<0> but, that set him off too
<0> when he finally tried to use it
<0> he came storming into my office all pissed off that he didn't understand it.
<1> is your terminal's column width at 10?
<0> ?
<0> is it not displaying right?
<3> not hear either
<3> I was just about to ask
<3> here too
<0> oh
<0> mozilla users, right?
<1> no, i get about 20 characters a line
<1> tops
<1> pretty much a token per line heh
<1> yeah
<1> firefox > *
<0> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/4630~
<2> looks fubar here
<1> ah that's better
<0> that'll look fine.
<2> yeah
<0> Oh, man, and everytime I said there would be an issue with something, he'd get pissed, and his response was always
<0> "So we should just throw our hands up in the air and give up?!?"
<1> heh
<1> that code reads like eye candy
<1> especially compared to what i've just witnessed
<1> mmm
<0> heh
<1> if i see one more GetXXXX call that doesn't get anything, i'll scream
<0> I loved that code we were writing, but, no, no, I couldn't deal with the manager anymore.
<0> Of course, he was pissed off constantly because the project was behind schedule by several months
<0> but, then, he never bothered to tell anyone on the team what the schedule actually was.
<0> in fact, the first year I worked for him I didn't even have solid quarterly goals, my goals were always just like, "Work on AMEX."
<0> then, right after his intern showed up he took a 2 month vacation. heh
<0> man, and I put up with that for 1.5 years
<0> you can take a few weeks while you look for a new job, be a man.
<0> oh, time for the Doctor
<0> later.
<1> pfft
<1> i hopefully will hear back from a recuiter tomorrow about an offer
<1> got them in contact with my old teammate at microsoft
<1> for a reference
<1> i'd be surprised if they didn't make an offer
<1> the delta will be shorted by the fact i'll be paid for accrued vacation, which is almost 2 weeks
<1> shortened
<4> With a laugh and a cheer, Moo-Juice is here!
<1> with a boo and a punch in the groin, moo-juice is welcomed
<4> That's quite nice for you.
<4> <miss_alone_> i am a french student girl who looks for cyber*** have a look at my pictures on my webpage at www.hornybabe.c.la
<4> I attract all sorts.
<4> I'll give this one to JB
<1> * [miss_alone_] #xxxp*** #paris #Mp3p***ion #germania #freemovies
<1> were you in #xxxp***? you perv
<1> time for dinner
<4> No
<4> #england
<4> ****er.
<4> which...she...evidently...left



<4> *cough*
<4> :)
<5> man this is a dead channel
<6> is that a death threat?
<6> you've been here for only 5 minutes
<5> ok for a channel with 84 peopl in it, it is too quiet
<6> ask something and perhaps it won't be so much
<5> ok.. what's a pointer?
<5> does c++ work with java?
<5> can i use c++ to watch mp3s?
<5> can i run c++ on my mac?
<5> you see..? still quiet..
<7> nothing, yes, no, no
<5> hahaha
<5> what if i buy a dell computer? can i run c++ on there? or do i need windows 2003?
<8> stick to DOS
<5> ok but i really wanted to be able to play solitaire
<8> code it yourself, in .bat files
<5> i can
<5> i actually think .bat is a turing complete language
<5> it would be neat to write a c compiler in .bat.. someone did so in sh a while back but that's less impressive as sh is pretty sophisticated
<5> hmm well let me know if anything interesting happens
<4> Jesus ****ing christ.
<4> **** off.
<1> mmm food
<1> now i'm not as upset
<4> Pffft.
<1> good food too, not british
<1> "so your office is pretty much anywhere" - sprint commercial marketing the treo 700w
<1> is that something people want?
<1> i love it when people *can't* reach me sometimes
<1> heh
<1> my wife's treo is constantly going off, but she's in sales
<4> She's ****ing somebody else.
<4> Sorry to break the news
<4> :)
<1> heh, man in florida beaten to death by a sledgehammer after an argument with his roommate over toilet paper
<4> Yeah I saw that.
<4> ****ed up.
<1> indeed
<1> rdragon's been bad
<4> How so?
<1> he's the guy
<1> he can't stand it when he runs out of toilet paper
<1> (he lives in fl)
<9> sup
<10> peterhu: Your company needs to get you into some sort of regruntlement program.
<11> hey - i have an optimization question
<11> how could i make this kind of code:
<11> hB01 = LoadBitmap(hModule,MAKEINTRESOURCE(IDB_01));
<11> hB02 = LoadBitmap(hModule,MAKEINTRESOURCE(IDB_02));
<11> hB04 = LoadBitmap(hModule,MAKEINTRESOURCE(IDB_04));
<11> hB05 = LoadBitmap(hModule,MAKEINTRESOURCE(IDB_05));
<11> into something more 'elegant'
<11> i have around 200 lines like that
<4> Read a ****ing book.
<4> or
<4> use your head
<6> whatever happened to rtfm
<11> for some reason, using an array of handles isnt working
<6> it's you
<11> i tried:
<11> HBITMAP hBitmapHandles[4] = {hB01, hB02, hB04, hB05};
<11> int hResource[4] = {IDB_01, IDB_02, IDB_04, IDB_05};
<6> and?
<11> and then using: hBitmapHandles[k] = LoadBitmap(hModule, MAKEINTRESOURCE(hResource(k));
<6> why hB01-02...?
<11> bitmap 01.. bitmap 02..
<6> yeah, but why THERE
<6> you want NULL
<11> well, i want to make it loop around all of them, so that i dont need to have 4 individual lines of code
<6> you're still initializing hBitmapHandles to junk.
<6> anywho, check your code, it's just wrong
<6> because it'd work


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