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<0> although the ##channels freak me out
<1> not anymore
<2> freenode is for lusers ;)
<1> lusers, PLEASE.
<2> lol
<1> argh, why is my playlist playing Simply Red :-/
<2> because you're a luser
<1> PLEASE.
<2> you're welcome
<1> freenode is where the pwners hang out
<0> Cowmoo, lol, yeah I hate it when the shuffle / random feature doesn't seem that random, those programs are probably using rand() :)
<1> threat: actually iTunes's used to be quite random
<1> but people complained so they made it less so
<0> haha
<0> mac users
<2> moosers



<1> (i.e. they made it so it had a smaller probability of picking something similar etc)
<1> as opposed to all events equally probable
<0> although there is a new waves of mac users that actually have half a brain, thanx to the UNIX back :)
<1> yepyep
<1> in fact at this point I seriously doubt the credibility of a CS-type who poo-poos Macs
<2> lol
<0> so I cannot generalise about Mac users and make fun of them now :(
<1> if they're good enough for Robert Morris, you know something's up
<0> lol poo-poos, sounds like something out of Black Adder
<2> don't be racist
<2> white people can add too
<0> I enjoyed making fun of Mac users back in the day
<1> yea I used to also
<0> rdragon, .... heh ....
<1> since they weren't good for anything
<0> thats right :)
<0> lol, and they got all confused with two mouse buttons
<0> too much for them
<3> rdragon, you got yourself a deal if you agree to make funny jokes
<0> oh and the keyboard was another story :)
<0> rdragon, yes, please increment your halirity variable :S ok that was as bad as your joke, lol
<1> God
<1> I want a Wii so bad
<1> with Super Smash Bros. even harder.
<0> yeah not bad aye :) I wonder how long it will take a company to release some type of game that makes use of the controller in some type of ***ual manner
<1> what
<1> you're uselss
<1> uselss
<2> :/
<1> useless
<0> haha
<0> Cowmoo, as is your spelling :)
<2> buy a PS3
<0> and attempts to recorrect it
<2> think of my children
<1> pff who cares
<1> as soon as Sony makes something like Super Smash or Monkey Ball, I'm down
<0> Cowmoo, I was refering to the fact that the wii controller is sensitive t o movement
<3> when gran turismo 5 comes out
<1> yes threat, I'm well aware
<2> so is the ps3
<0> Cowmoo, not that it looks like a dildo
<1> because it doesn't
<4> anybody here works or has worked in global team ?
<2> you might have to explain what that is
<3> you mean like ninjas?
<2> in the probable case that you made that term up
<4> you have 10 persons in a team, 3 people in spain, and 6 in london. The project manager in the us
<1> so, ninjas?
<2> no, i've never worked on that team
<3> definitely ninjas
<2> nookiee - what's the point?
<4> so to be successful in this team, you would need good comms?
<2> you really can't answer that yourself?
<0> nookiee, that would help
<0> nookiee, good comunication is always a must
<0> nookiee, if you are working with the same files you would probably want some type of content management system / concurrent versioning system
<0> egroupware or phpgroupware are great tools
<3> don't use women programmers though, they communicate with comments like these //if you don't know what this comment does then I won't bother getting through to you
<0> haha



<4> threat this aint technical issue, its from soft skill angle
<0> nookiee, oh ok
<2> aint isn't a word
<0> nookiee, well yes, good communication, non-n00biness
<2> you fail at communication
<0> nookiee, umm able to deal with the difference in time zones when communicating
<4> rdragon but if the reports say i was succesful, that implies The my commucation where good enougth to be success
<2> or it could mean nothing at all
<3> nookiee, TPS reports?
<2> hehe
<4> azr|el no
<0> haha TPS
<0> good 'ol TPS
<0> what is TPS again? :P
<2> transaction processing system
<2> i think
<0> rdragon, :S isn't that an old method of CVS ?
<4> but the key skill to be sucessful in a global team is commucation?
<2> i don't think so threat
<0> nookiee, of corse, and competent computing skills
<2> i don't know if communication is the 'key'
<2> or that there's any special case for a distributed team
<2> other than communication is incredibly more difficult
<2> and without great communication, the risk of failure goes way up
<5> question, I'm using microsoft visual c++ .NET to create a C++ application. I now want to create an executable file from my app, anybody know how?
<2> (no matter where the team members are)
<2> Torg - compile and link your code
<5> I did that
<2> then you have an executable, if everything suceeded
<5> I can run it, but only with visial studio. I want a .exe file
<5> visual
<2> you probably have one
<2> look in your project's directory
<5> k, brb
<1> Torg: look in your project's /Debug directory
<0> Torg, yes you will find it in the Debug directory
<0> then again, I hate visiual studio :) (only cause M$ owns it)
<2> nevermind that it's an excellent development tool
<2> and it's free
<5> k, when I run the .exe file, my dialog box pulls up just fine (part of my application) but then I get a windows error (one of those, do you want to send this off to microsoft ****ers)
<0> :P
<5> any ideas?
<0> it isn't free isi t?
<2> yes, you have a bug
<2> threat yes, it is
<0> rdragon, nice, URL ?
<2> 2005 express editions are, anyway
<5> but it runs fine in the visual studio just fine, without any errors
<2> microsoft.com
<0> what is the express version missing?
<0> can I run it under UNIX :P
<2> nothing most people need
<5> any thoughts?
<2> yes Torg, you have a bug in your code
<5> how can I have a bug if it runs fine in visual studio?
<2> if I knew what the bug was, i'd be able to tell you why
<5> hhmm, k, thanks man
<2> try running it under the debugger
<6> any way to create a greater predicate in lambda fashion for the second element of a pair?
<2> huh?
<5> yeah, works fine with debugger
<6> repfrasing any way to create a std::greater predicat for std::sort inline that will compare the .second element of a std::pair in a vector
<6> ?
<6> *rephrasing
<2> probably, with bind
<6> thanks
<0> does a MySQL linky thingy require any commerical version of visual studio/
<2> i don't know what a 'linky thing' is
<2> the compiler in the express editions are the same
<2> except it doesn't support like... openmp, and some other junk
<6> nah, bind isn't helping I think I can't avoid creating a second function
<2> it probably works just fine
<2> syntax might be tricky


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