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<0> But it was the 10 on the par-four third that hurt him.
<0> He's a big, athletic guy. Golf comes pretty naturally to him.
<0> But I think his wife's gonna hate me now. She'll be a golf widow.
<1> i need to hit a few balls this weekend, since i'm playing a best ball thing for work on wednesday
<1> "want to get ouf of work in some fresh air?" no brainer
<0> Really. Even if you ****, that makes sense.
<1> when i played regularly, i wasn't that bad
<1> just never really got interested in any sports
<1> of course, the only reason i played regularly was my father
<1> he constantly said "when i'm dead, you're going to say 'man i wish i had played more golf with my father'"
<2> heh
<0> That's the sort of line that makes you want to take a 7-iron...
<0> That's an ***-kicking par-3
<0> 234 yds.
<1> back when i used to "caddy" (only did it like 3 times; it was mostly a "get kid interested in golf" thing), there were no carts
<1> it was quite a workout to walk winged foot in 90 degree heat



<0> Carts ****.
<1> i think they have carts now, but you're still required to have a caddy, at least that was my understanding 10 years ago, probably changed now
<3> my gf kicks my *** at golf... every time
<3> then again she played it a lot as a junor
<3> junior
<0> I've only played with a caddy once (in a cart, no less), and it was terribly helpful. I'd never seen the course before.
<0> That's why I'm teaching my girls. They can kick the dude's ***es at it.
<1> yeah, before my father allowed me to caddy, i had to practically memorize the rule book, had to know how to call break, etc
<1> though he knew every blade of gr*** on the course, so i provided little help in that area
<1> and if they're a michele wie, BLING
<0> Oh, hell yeah.
<0> Damn, has David Duval been taking steroids?
<1> no, but robert duval has been
<0> There are a lot (a LOT) of Korean kids that hang around the course here. Most of them are scary good.
<0> But then, most of them have dads riding their butts and barking at them all the time about their swings.
<0> Kinda sad.
<1> yeah, they're prevelant on the LGPA tours too
<1> watched the mcdonalds championship last weekend
<1> was pretty good
<0> There's an old Korean dude here that shoots his age, too. 70-something. He has the ugliest swing I've ever seen, but he still hits it around 250 yds. with his driver.
<0> Yeah. Miss Wie is fun to watch.
<1> se ri pak looks cuter on tv, her lpga.com picture = blech
<0> I think Morgan Pressel hasn't decided if she's going to take the hottie track or the butch track. She could go either way.
<0> But Natalie Gulbis is reason enough to watch.
<0> She's going to have her own show on the Golf Channel in October.
<0> The girls can't wait to watch it.
<0> Neither can Dad.
<1> heh
<1> morgan pressel has a bit too much meat on her bones for my tastes
<1> i like em skinny
<0> The one that looked best in person, I think, was Carin Koch.
<0> And oh yeah, she played pretty well, too.
<1> haha natalie gulbis has a swimsuit calendar
<0> She's in danger of being a Kournikova of the golf course.
<4> How would I check between these two variabe: http://rafb.net/paste/results/V3PDkk64.html
<0> But, hey, if it works...
<1> yeah, carin koch looks good
<1> oh wow
<0> dirtydonut: Why are you writing C code?
<1> a atoi of a #define
<0> Yeah, that too.
<0> Sheesh
<1> writing an ftpd?
<0> const size_t MAX_LEN_P*** = 128;
<0> const size_t MIN_LEN_P*** = 6;
<0> And nevermind the use of C strings, printf, etc.
<1> or an irc bot
<5> With FTP error codes? :D
<1> yeah, confusing
<1> but NEWP*** isn't an ftp command, afaik
<1> i haven't looked at the rfc in many, many years
<5> Extensions my friend, extensions
<1> pfft
<1> extensions are so...microsoft
<1> C# 2005's intellisense is damn near perfect
<5> Intellisense is crap
<1> you = crap
<0> But the C++ IntelliSense still ****s.
<5> They had to make C# include a bunch of info so Intellisense would work
<0> When are they going to get *that* right?
<5> Visual ***ist > *



<6> MrAshe is it upgraded to work with 2005?
<0> AGH! Bob Costas.
<0> The smarmiest jack*** in sports broadcasting.
<0> He makes Musberger look good.
<1> yeah, i dislike costas
<1> he just makes me think he's a tool
<1> i'm unable to pinpoint what it is about him
<1> our product code names are all golf courses, so it's weird to hear them on tv constantly
<1> nice
<4> well, i should be in C, since it is in linux
<4> wrong channel
<0> WHoa, wait.
<0> What does Linux have to do with it?
<0> You can write C++ for Linux.
<0> And you should.
<0> g++ is available.
<1> heh, that's a pretty funny statement
<1> unless you're writing kernel code, C should be avoided like Solamente in hot pants
<4> it is the courierp***d protocol, but it doesnt have any support for minimum p***word length, and there is no support
<0> Jeez, I think I'm going to turn the sound down.
<0> That way I don't have to hear the phrase "feel-good story" or Johnny Miller's useless comments.
<0> NBC is teh sux0r in golf coverage.
<0> dirtydonut: You still haven't told us why you can't use C++.
<1> i wish the strongly typed resources functioned more like the avanade string resource tool
<4> because i am altering what is already written to fit my needs
<1> instead of using a resx to generate C# code, it used a file to generate both the resx and C# code; this allowed for syntax that would generate methods in addition to properties
<1> so you wouldn't have to call string.Format, each token then becomes a strongly typed argument to the method
<1> dirtydonut: that's understandable, however, we don't do C here, the fine chaps in #c can help you
<4> thank you much
<1> looks like the avanade string resource tool is available through gotdotnet (though it drops any mention of avanade)
<1> avanade basically developed a good chuck of the microsoft enterprise library
<1> chunk
<1> tools like that make localization of string resources a cakewalk
<6> anyone know what the directory c:\~ERAFSWD.TMP is for?
<2> http://www.google.com/search?q=ERAFSWD.TMP
<2> looks like some unerase tool probably
<6> secure erase seems more likely
<2> oh, yeah
<7> someone knows how can i manage IRQ?
<7> I want to write a code to know the actions of the keyboard. how can i know if there is someone that ir pressing a key and is not a software
<6> not sure what you mean
<5> Now that's one misinformed giy
<5> -i+u
<5> He wants a windows hook, basically
<5> Not that he'll be able to make a difference between a real key press and a simulated one, anyway
<7> May be..
<7> Yes
<7> Exactly what MrAshe said
<7> I want to know if a key is press by someone or simulated by a software
<6> good luck
<6> and what do you think it has to do with C++?
<7> i asked someone who aparently knows c++ and told me that i can make a code to know if there is someone pressing a key and is not a software.
<7> Using IRQ numbers... and interruptions to the IRQ..
<7> I have read this: if someone press a key, the 09h interruption is produced.
<6> that sounds more like DOS than a modern OS
<7> ok vawjr
<7> And in c++ how can i do it?
<6> I don't know of a C++ that runs in DOS
<7> I want to run it in windows
<6> you can't get to the interrutps w/out writing a device handler/driver
<6> and I don't know how windows deals w/ the keyboard anyhow
<7> could you explain me that better please?
<6> yeah, YOU CAN'T DO IT
<6> is that clear enough?
<7> no
<6> why do you think you need to do it anyhow?
<8> why does it matter to you?
<7> i have made a game
<7> and i don't want people to use cheats
<7> and they use softwares to press keys
<7> automatically
<7> i want to block the softwares that press keys!!
<8> <grins>


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