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<0> I've determined why khan works, and it involves deep homo***ual urges.
<1> *UNF*
<2> where does that put lisp programmers though
<1> brb, water boiling
<2> if c++ = einstein, lisp is what, god?
<2> fools
<1> lisp programmers = sloth from goonies
<2> sigh
<2> C++ is somewhat like linux too
<2> not well suited to people who jsut want to get **** done
<1> all i know is that it's not like JBlitzen
<2> but dinnertime
<1> and that's a GOOD thing
<3> Cowmoo: Linux and C++ are well suited to people who don't want to build disposable single-use cruft.
<4> <0> Americans are much more efficient at killing than muslims are.
<4> <0> So if you want a war, bring it on.
<4> <0> But of course you don't, you just want to play make believe.
<1> is this JBlitzen's top 40 countdown or something?
<3> You make a bigger initial investment, but it pays off when you don't have to constantly restore systems from backup or rewrite inflexible code.
<0> IRR got sad when I called him lying and manipulative.
<0> So now he's trying to manipulate us by pasting out of context stuff.
<1> well, that's a step up from what i call him, so that should make him happy, not sad
<4> I am just pasting because it looks funny in retrospect
<0> Sure
<1> why does lidsey lohan (sp?) sound like a 70 year old smoker?
<4> I imagine JBlitzen having tight curly dirty hair growing till his neck, slitty eyes, acne'd face and ceramic teeth
<1> you left out heavily armed
<1> but that's acurate
<4> I left out camel breath
<1> now that's impossible, as he's never even seen a camel toe
<5> wow
<4> Armed with that gun with a cork attached with a cord at the end
<5> thats scary as **** peter
<5> I was thinking the exact same thing
<0> Hmm
<0> He's trying to insult me by describing me with stereotypically arab characteristics
<4> Sitting in his underwear on a broken car seat from the junk yard, typing with long boney fingers with bitten finger nails on a 480 100 mhz with a green monitor.
<4> 486*
<0> I think I damaged IRR
<1> heh TchRaven
<4> The underwear is white with red polka dots and grease stains since it doubles as his junk collection polisher
<0> :/
<1> JBlitzen i don't think you can take the credit
<1> allah made him that way
<0> Heh
<4> Ah, monkey man and his sense of humor
<4> Go communicate with your past. Hang from the trees
<3> Y'all be ill.
<0> Okay
<0> I saw those Mort and whatever personas
<0> I still don't know which one I am
<0> Which leads me to think I might be Mort
<0> Where's the best description of them
<3> Isn't "mort" street slang for something or other?
<0> I don't know what Mort is, other than the alien that Robin Williams played
<3> JBlitzen: Aren't you thinking of "Mork"?
<0> http://codebetter.com/blogs/scott.bellware/archive/2006/02/08/137715.aspx
<0> I guess so, jb2
<0> "Mort is likely to use drag-and-drop features of Visual Studio to code the bulk of an application's concerns."
<0> That definitely isn't me
<0> In fact, I hardly ever use any drag and drop stuf
<0> f
<1> http://www.computerhistory.org/events/lectures/johnniac_09151998/bernstein_bio.shtml
<0> Although if there were an option to drag hetero***uality and drop it on khan, I'd be all for it
<1> i'm pretty sure that's where the term came from
<1> basically, mort is an inept fool that is overvalued
<1> the persona, not the mathmetician
<1> people that can't write software do not belong writing software
<1> which is basically every visual basic developer i've ever met, plus a lot of C# developers, and the clueless that come in here for help, on occasion
<3> So much anger in here today.
<1> speaking of inept, JBlitzen doth ****
<6> step 2: denver
<3> rdragon: You in mid-layover?
<6> yup
<6> got about 2 hours
<0> Cool, rdragon
<3> Cool. Flying?
<6> no, walking
<0> He sure drove fast if he isn't
<3> That's hard.
<6> haha
<3> Hell, I don't remember where he said he started from.
<6> orlando ;)
<3> That's a ways.
<6> |--------------| this far on the map
<3> That's incredible. That's like when the knobs go all the way to 11.
<1> so they're really letting you in seattle
<1> what a pity
<1> +into
<6> lol, so far
<1> did you apply for the correct visas?
<6> they're even letting me drive
<6> no, I use mastercard
<1> as being from florida, texas, or california, you need one
<1> all those three states blow
<6> hehe
<6> well
<6> i'm FROM NY, so
<1> ny's ok
<1> nj on the other hand
<6> not so ok
<1> it makes texas look like a 1st world country
<6> haha
<3> peterhu: From which of our great states do you hail, then?
<1> born in conn., grew up in georgia, which is slightly better than florida because we can figure out how to vote correctly
<6> oh, where in CT ?
<1> greenwich
<6> sounds familiar
<1> it's near the border
<6> i went to school about a half hour west of Albany
<1> when i was 5 we moved to stamford
<1> after spending a year in texas
<1> *shudder*
<6> ick
<6> no wonder you get along so well with JBlitzen
<1> and then moved to georgia was i was 13
<6> tainted as a child
<1> pfft
<1> there's a difference
<1> i washed that stink off years ago
<6> heh
<1> JBlitzen wears it as a mark of honor
<1> like he's a king of the hill character or something
<6> yeah, he does remind me of the dad
<1> just as stupid
<1> and bad man plumbin'
<6> full of gas
<1> indeed
<6> for some reason...
<6> an abundance of nice looking girls here in Denver
<0> Enjoy them, they'll be the last females you see until you leave Seattle
<0> How do you think khan got the way he is
<6> damn it
<0> Haha
<6> alright
<6> well
<6> i can still hop a plane to vegas
<0> You say that now, but in six months you'll be gazing longingly at pictures of khan
<1> there's plenty of hot chicks in seattle
<6> haha
<6> yeah, jb is just being texan
<1> and the bonus is, unlike texas, you don't have to worry about the VDs their brothers gave them
<6> hehe
<0> Ack
<6> do you have any siblings, jb?
<0> No, but depending on the results of khan's mother's test, I may have some children soon.
<6> lol
<0> I have a brother, actually
<1> does he now have a VD?
<0> Well, unlike you, I don't tend to ask other men about their std's
<1> well, i just figured since you're homo positive, you gave something to him
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