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<0> http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Chase777/EasterRabbits.jpg
<1> gross
<1> do that elsewhere
<2> The code i posted above was not what i really have
<2> This is what I have right now: http://noidea128.org/sourcefiles/16163.html
<2> strcat is crashing the program when it compiles
<3> Of course it is; you're trying to modify a string literal.
<2> I need to get the only argument to that function (acu_profile) to be appended to the end of acu_reg_path
<3> LPTSTR acu_reg_path = "SOFTWARE\\ACUBackup\\"; - reserves enough space *only* for the literal... and it's not modifiable. So where's the extra data go when you call strcat?
<2> oh
<3> Create a buffer large enough for both, initialize it with the literal, then strcat. Something like LPSTR acu_reg_path[512] = "blah"; strcat( acu_reg_path, "another blah" );
<4> Bad bad bad
<3> Mind you... LPSTR? Not sure that won't create an array of pointers... Windows types are so messed up.
<3> Simplest just to use sane types: char acu_reg_path[512]; etc
<4> TCHAR



<4> Or basic_string<TCHAR>
<4> Or simply vector<TCHAR>
<3> Or TCHAR, if there's some compelling reason to use it.
<4> Since the function takes an LPTSTR, sounds like a good reason
<2> hm
<2> im not very good at this
<2> http://noidea128.org/sourcefiles/16164.html
<5> http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-041406sidewalk_lat,0,1735011.story?coll=la-home-headlines
<3> tik: better, though as MrAshe pointed out, TCHARs may be the order of the day.
<6> Happy Easter guys I'm heading home for the weekend
<3> tik: (LPBYTE) & lszValue - umm... does RegQueryValueEx want a pointer, or a pointer-to-pointer?
<5> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191825,00.html
<5> see, that's exactly why the government doesn't need to be the solution to all problems
<5> people always bad mouth the US about not having free public health care
<5> and, this was a scam
<5> but, the people here respond to help each other out directly.
<0> I went to Target the other day
<0> And I have to say that I have never in my life seen so many grown men wearing pastel clothing.
<5> employees?
<0> No
<0> In fact, the employees wear red
<7> One of the ladies who works here was nagging me for a birthday card, so I printed her a barcode on label stock and signed it.
<5> what's a pastel color then?
<5> women are nuts like that.
<0> It's like what women wear while scrapbooking
<5> I don't know how it means anything if they have to beat it out of you.
<0> It's a control issue
<7> Well, she explained it explicitly, actually. They're sort of like trophies. She wants to have enough to plaster them up on her wall.
<0> Well, that's just insane
<7> And then she got all freaked out because she had no immediate way of discerning what the greeting was.
<7> But she got a hold of someone with a scanner, and then all was well.
<5> the barcode said something?
<7> Sure. What kind of a cop-out would that be?
<5> I don't know, I just figured it was a standard barcode
<5> with numbers
<7> Code128 will do the whole ASCII character set.
<5> I guess.
<7> Anyway, that's way easier than going to the damn drugstore and thumbing through a hundred insipid two-liners just to pick out the least stupid one.
<5> you have to learn to just say no to requests like that jbatista.
<0> Yeah, just tell her she's creepy
<7> Eh. Her neighbor, I say no to.
<7> She's always doing these charity drive thingies, and she tells me that I should give her lots of money because I surely make tons of money.
<7> Which to me is the most offensive way of asking for anything.
<0> Let's take odds that the money actually ends up in the charity
<7> It's stuff like Girl Scout cookies, etc.
<0> Ah
<0> The appropriate response, then, would be "someday I'll have to take care of a family, and they take priority over people I don't know."
<7> Not exactly objectionable, I just don't want to reward her attitude.
<5> he doesn't know his family yet.
<8> I think its worth saying "Its none of your business how much I make, or what I do with my money. Donating out of charity is one thing, but for you to force guilt down my throat to donate will surely cause me to donate nothing to you."
<5> or, just punch her in the nose, then run.
<0> Well, my response would just be "no thanks".
<0> But the family thing is a) true and b) irrefutable.
<7> I like TechRaven's answer.
<5> but, he doesn't know his family yet either
<5> if they're still in the future.
<5> so they're just more people he doesn't know.
<0> Doesn't matter
<0> He will know them, and his duty to them will be considerably larger than his duty to girl scouts
<9> What if he marries the same woman



<0> Unless he's a homo, that is.
<0> The woman is no doubt 54 years old.
<0> Right, jb2
<7> She's actually in her twenties, but way not my type.
<0> She's in her 20's?
<0> What the hell kind of people do you work with
<7> You would have guessed right for the other one, though.
<0> She = hippy
<7> Seems typical enough to me.
<0> For a hippy
<7> Actually, the bosses are fairly cool, at least. Business geeks, of sorts, so we get along.
<0> nod
<0> Khan, I have good news
<0> I've reviewed the situation and determined that, in fact, it is possible for you to be more gaey.
<0> You'll have to be willing to move to Islamabad, but I think the rest is doable.
<1> JIHAD ON YOU
<10> dirka dirka!
<1> baka laka daka street
<10> team america! **** yeah!
<1> JBlitzen *********es to the *** scene from that movie
<0> And pictures of you
<11> I love how I always come back from work to see joy and love in this channel
<1> **** YOU COWMOO
<1> heh
<1> ravioli for dinner, yum
<7> So enters the Prince of Puerile.
<11> who me?
<7> Did you just enter?
<9> Check this peterhu:
<9> <0> Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
<9> <0> We're making the world a better place by fixing the mess you smelly fascists made in Iraq.
<9> <0> Shut up, stay out, and let us fix exactly one country, instead of demanding that we donate billions of dollars to whatever theocrat is currently dominating your crap*** backwards country.
<11> no
<0> I bet he worked hard on that
<7> JBlitzen: Who?
<11> guh?
<7> Oh, IRR.
<7> His JB montage.
<7> Reminds me of that Bush video where someone spliced a bunch of his words together out of context.
<11> well, barring the strong language, what's wrong with that sentiment
<1> time to emerge firefox 1.5.0.2
<1> HOURS OF FUN
<11> linux = for losers who don't value their time
<11> gentoo doubly so
<0> Emerge?
<9> jbatista I only removed 1 sentence from in between.
<1> pfft
<0> Is that like when you click "check for updates" and hit "Okay"?
<1> not like i can't use firefox while that's going on in the background
<9> Which was irrelevant to his subsequent belching.
<1> you'll all use linux some day
<1> f33r
<0> Haha
<1> and then JBlitzen will be slightly less gay
<7> Linux is teh roxor.
<11> mac os x
<1> 1t m4k3s m3 h4xx0r!
<11> since I just want to get **** done
<1> cowmoo = elvis
<1> peterhu = einstein
<1> JBlitzen = mort
<11> does that mean I get all the hawt ladies
<9> Yeah and JBlitzen is playing the hot lady
<1> those are the microsoft personalities for C#, C++, and VB developers, respectively
<1> the VB persona can't tie his own shoes
<1> elvis is a 9-5 coder who doesn't really care why things are they way they are
<1> einstein has a love for determining why things work
<11> is einstein in C++ or what
<11> or C#
<1> c++
<11> oh
<11> respectively
<0> I've determined why khan works, and it involves deep homo***ual urges.


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