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<0> lol MS radiation
<1> Death and taxes, Mr Quantum``, death and taxes
<0> What an odd paring
<1> Parish, not paring
<1> Looks like she's got many friends in her head
<2> hehe MrAshe
<2> WHY IS THE WEATHER SO ****????!!!!
<1> Is it?
<2> YES!!!
<2> IT IS!
<2> I hate white sky
<1> Dunno, makes no difference, when I'm outside I have a helmet
<2> ugh, you with your motorbike
<1> (and I bought a cool one for my gf)
<1> (gf #1 that is)
<2> I saw it
<2> what does #2 say?
<1> "ewww scaaaary"
<1> Or something close
<2> hmm
<1> Thing is, maybe I was driving a bit fast when she tried
<3> you have a helmet when you're outside?
<2> you know that bike will kill you one day Ashe
<1> Yup, you know, meteorites..
<3> yeah, whatever
<1> Quantum``: nah, but in few months when I get a faster one, it will :D
<3> you're retarded, we know what your problem is.
<1> Looks like Noidea is trying to communicate
<1> Of course "you're retarded" coming from him is kind of funny
<2> hmm
<2> were one big happy family
<3> as always.
<2> I hate bikes
<2> hate them
<2> car is >>> bike
<1> I have a car as well
<1> And car + bike > car
<1> Har har har
<2> not if bike < 0
<2> hahahaha
<2> shut up
<3> <= 0
<2> whatever
<1> Driving a car is boring
<2> no, not risking your life is not boring
<1> You risk your life in a car as well
<1> Somehow the only people who say that have never been on a motorcycle, go figure
<1> You just break your knee by walking anyway, you shouldn't move from your home ;)
<2> haha
<2> true that
<2> but I didnt die
<2> you will die on that bike
<2> you'll see, and then youll come back as a black raven and ill throw coke cans at you
<2> youll see
<1> But then you'll be immortal
<1> And you'll have white paint on your face
<3> no
<3> he only came back because he had unfinished business.
<1> Quantum`` has unfinished business too, he couldn't have a complete erection
<2> and ashe still had to make a good joke
<1> True, true
<1> Do you even have a car anyway?
<2> no, in london?
<1> Anywhere
<2> no
<2> I drive my Dad's car
<2> when im here
<1> What kind of car?
<2> Audi A4
<1> What's the top speed?
<2> the new one, stupid cartoon protesters destroyed the old one
<2> anyway
<2> top speed is 280 I think
<1> And of course at 280 in an A4 you can't kill yourself
<2> sorry 250
<2> of course you can
<2> but I dont drive that speed
<2> but
<1> What makes you think I do?
<2> if you drive 130 on your bike
<2> and you crash
<1> I'll just slide and have about nothing but a broken arm
<2> you are much more likely to loose your brain than if I would crash with my belt on in the car
<1> Now of course if I slide in the middle of the highway and a truck goes over me, it's another story :D
<2> not true you will fly and break your neck
<1> I did crash at 110 already
<1> It's not much different than 130
<2> crazy mofo
<4> is someone seriously ***erting that driving a donorcycle is safer than an auto?
<2> what happend?
<1> Nothing
<2> lol
<2> lies!
<1> Why would anything happen, it was a racing thing
<2> vawjr: ashe is claiming its the same... I think
<2> Ashe: NOT funny
<4> my trauma surgeon friend calls them donorcycles for a reason
<1> Nope, I'm claiming people who claim "you have a motorcycle, you WILL 100% DIE IT CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY" are stupid
<4> everyone is gonna die
<2> vawjrwrk: my dad used to see dead bikers all the time at his work
<1> And you first, vawjrwrk ;)
<3> where did he work Quantum``?
<4> perhaps, perhaps not
<1> Quantum``: was he in 6th sense?
<2> heheh
<2> thats actually a good joke
<2> well done
<1> Now I won't come back with an unfinished job
<1> Damn
<3> unfinished business
<3> and it's gotta be revenge business
<3> nothing else counts.
<2> Noidea: hes a prosecutor
<4> you know that "revenge is a dish best served cold"
<3> he was a prosecutor?
<2> still is
<3> why would he be seeing a lot of dead bikers then?
<3> they rarely sue.
<2> but he used to work in the trafic department
<2> and then you deal with accidents
<1> And I bet he saw a bunch of dead drivers too
<1> (duh)
<3> this has to be about the worst apple fritter ever
<3> there's almost no apple in it.
<2> lol
<1> I want a pizza
<1> Quantum`` bring me a pizza
<2> MrAshe: yes he did, but he also said bikers are much more likely to die in a crash than drivers
<3> you have to go to Chicago for pizza.
<1> And btw get something better than an A4
<4> make that a quantum pizza
<1> It sounds like a paper size
<3> it ****s everwhere else.
<1> Quantum``: that's why they don't crash ;)
<3> how do you drive an A4 Quantum``?
<3> that's not a cheap car
<3> but you are a poor college student.
<2> my dad's car
<1> It's not expensive either
<2> its not cheap
<1> Otherwise it'd be an A6
<2> lol
<2> A6 isnot good value
<3> it's fairly expensive.
<3> over $30k
<2> yes
<1> Get a Maserati
<2> Noidea its not my car
<2> Noidea, its my dads
<1> $30k is average for a car that's not a shoebox
<3> that's not true Ashe.
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