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<0> okay, more ****ed up than normal
<0> not my fault, technically
<1> they _made_ you drink that alcohol, smoke that pot, and do that line!
<1> I know I know, I believe you my friend
<0> Not ****ed up from drugs
<2> technically, it is
<0> ****ed up from my workout
<2> ... ?
<0> I got choked unconscious 3 times tonight
<2> that's a workout?
<1> doomgazer when yo uwoke up did your anus hurt?
<1> h0 h0! now _that_ is funny
<2> maybe you should find some new friends, heh
<0> I was only out for about 1/2 second each time
<1> doomgazer I hope you're taking notes, cuz I've got 101 zingers!
<1> I gotta jet, fiance's bitching cuz I'm still on the computer



<0> better choked out than knocked out
<1> doomgazer teach me that choke out thing so I can use it on her sometime so I can get some peace and quiet
<0> maniac, I'll repeat
<0> it only leaves them out for about 1/2 second
<0> unless you hold it too long
<1> I'll apply more pressure ;)
<0> then it kills them
<0> there's not much middle ground
<1> doomgazer but that means I'll get peace and quiet, right?
<1> har har
<0> until prison...
<1> doomgazer take your own advice
<0> then I'd be asking about pain in your anus, wouldn't I?
<1> [23:20] <0> take a ****ing joke sometime man :-)
<1> you got pwn3d on that one
<0> Actually, I just waited to turn your words on you bro
<1> :/ right... well you win... good job
<1> I ****
<0> far from it
<1> rdragon hey, guess waht, I ****... spread the word
<1> I'm out
<1> later
<0> my neck hurts
<1> doomgazer stop ****ing so much ****!
<1> ooooooooh, buuuuuuuurn
<1> and with that note, I'm out... for real this time (maybe)
<0> actually it's from eating too much ***** ;-)
<0> well, that and the chokes
<3> kis the orriginal coder of irc in here
<4> irc is a protocol, not a program
<3> i need the orriginal coder
<4> you read well? And you ever heard of the term probability?
<3> anyone here want to send me the orriginal ric code
<5> why would anyone be interested in it?
<3> if they want to code there own ircd bacd on it
<5> you'd be better off reading the RFC and coding your own
<6> yo c++rz
<5> ??
<7> werd
<8> hi all
<9> hy
<9> can anyone help me to mak a program that adds,multiplies and substracts polynoms
<9> ?
<10> hy all, how are you ?
<9> hy
<9> can you help me?
<11> We can help you. However, we won't do your homework.
<12> heh
<9> notmy homework
<9> just a litle help
<13> how can i specify the EOF? suppose i have ifstream ifile("test"); how do i check for end of file?
<13> i did, char ch; while((ch=ifile.get())!=EOF) {} , its working fine. still, is it the right way?
<13> if i say while(!ifile.eof()){} , some extra characters are getting added
<11> DoIt: that's wrong in several ways.
<11> First of all, EOF is not a character.
<11> second
<11> calc !eof
<14> !eof = while (!file.eof()) { file >> x; process(x); } // WRONG. file.eof() indicates FAILURE due to EOF. If file >> x fails due to EOF, process(x) won't have an x to process. And if it fails for some other reason (e.g. bad input), this loop may never end. Try { while (file >> x) process(x); } instead. See also: http://www.gnomesane.net/code/doc/noteof/
<15> and for whatever reason it fails, you're never going to find out if you use C++ streams
<15> e.g. file in use by another process
<11> santermo: that is very operating system specific. C++ doesn't know anything about terminals, keyboards, screens or mice.



<11> You have to resort to your operating system interfaces.
<16> what do i have to tweak? im using windows with turbo c
<11> I have no idea about Windows.
<13> thankyou guys.... i was away.. sorry
<13> http://www.rafb.net/paste/results/gaChoP54.html , can i make it better way?
<13> hope, the program that currently have is correct. isn't ?
<13> i want to show the file as it is. so am not able to do ifile>>ch; (which is eating the spaces)
<11> int main() { std::string filename; std::cout << "enter filename: "; getline(std::cin, filename); std::ifstream in(filename); std::cout << in.rd_buf(); }
<13> :)
<11> s/rd_buf/rdbuf/
<13> am not supposed to use string cl*** now
<13> surely i will go with string, once if am at that part
<11> that ****s, because std::string is the right thing to use. What if filenames are longer than 20 characters?
<13> btw, in which file getline() is prototyped?
<11> (or longer than N characters for any fixed N > 0)
<11> std::getline in <string> std::istream::getline in <istream>
<13> _m_, my professsor is a STUPID. i already told reagrding that... he want the programs exactly the way he tells
<13> tells/teach
<11> So I guess using rdbuf() is also unwanted :/
<13> btw, what is rdbuf?
<11> A member function of all stream cl***es.
<11> It returns the streambuf instance used by the stream.
<13> what it will do?
<13> okay
<11> The streambuf instance encapsulates the i/o operations. The stream cl*** encapsulates formatting.
<13> so if i want to copy a file, can i say ofstream op; op<<in.rdbuf(); inside the loop?
<11> You don't need the loop with rdbuf().
<13> suppose, i opened the file using op.open()
<13> okay
<17> I want to define a table (or a multi-dimensional array) of const int values inside a cl***... how do I do that?
<18> hm
<18> any way to see in advance how many sockets are enqueued in a listening socket queue?
<19> hi
<19> is there a way to display signal handling table in gdb ?
<13> which book explains about the streams better?
<20> hi all
<20> how to p*** the reserved memory for a std::string to an api ?
<13> the problem is , proffessor told about read(), write(), seekg(),seekp(),etc. but didnt tell , in which cl*** its defined. i tried to create an object of ifstream, and used read(), but it seems not working. but working with fstream object
<21> slimD: Huh?
<20> should i p*** temp char * and then affect it to a string ?
<20> or there is better way ?
<21> DoIt: Why the heck is he getting into those methods?
<21> slimD: myString.c_str() will give you a const char* to the contents of the string.
<13> for writing an user object in to a file, and to get it back
<21> DoIt: You want "The C++ Standard Library" by Nicolai Josuttis
<21> DoIt: I never use those functions.
<13> :P
<21> He shouldn't be teaching those this soon.
<20> Solamente, i'm not trying to read, i'm trying to write, c_str() is a temporary pointer no ?
<13> yeah, it need to have (char *) everytime when we p***...
<21> myFile << "He should teach this " << 1 << "st."
<21> Write?
<21> Into the string?
<21> You don't.
<13> into a file
<21> That was for slimD.
<20> yes
<13> okay.. :D sorry, i misread
<21> The myFile line was for DoIt, though.
<21> slimD: You don't.
<21> string has methods and operators for that.
<20> i want to write into the string something but using an api
<21> You
<21> Don't
<21> Do
<21> THat
<21> How many ways can I say it?
<20> the api is asking for a char*, what should i p*** to it
<20> a temporary char*?
<20> and then use ***ign ?
<21> If you want to stick with a C++ container, you could use a vector of chars, pre-allocated to a size.
<21> std::vector<char> myBuffer(100); // 100 characters.
<21> MyApi(&buffer[0], 100);
<21> Anything that asks for a char* should also expect a size, naturally.


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