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<0> hahah
<1> they already know
<2> except for polygamy what do mormons actually believe in?
<1> that jesus appeared to the south americans
<1> and something about a gold plate
<1> who knows
<1> it's as nutty as any faith
<3> I don't think polygamy is actually widespread in their beliefs anymore...from the mormons that I've spoken to about it
<1> it's not
<1> it's fundalmentalism
<3> contrary to that new HBO show with Bill Paxton
<2> you're probably right cl0ud, but reputations live on
<2> like some people are antichristian because of the crusades
<3> yyparse yeah it's gonna be hard to shake something like that off of the Rumor Train
<1> heh
<1> i'm anti-stupid



<2> besides polygamy is quite appealling :-)
<3> peterhu because of the crusades?
<0> lol
<1> well, there's that too
<0> yes, because of the crusades, that's where all peterhu's ideas come from
<1> damn crusaders
<1> taking away the home land i stole from other people
<1> or trying to, at least
<3> Kingdom of Heaven was quite different from what I expected it to be, in a related note
<2> i couldn't finish it
<1> haven't seen it yet
<0> what did you expect it to be f00l
<2> too boring
<0> fights all round?
<3> I expected it to be pro christian
<0> pffft
<1> does it claim that the twin towers underwent a controlled demolition?
<1> bwahahaha
<3> orlando bloom is in it...can you blame me?
<0> no you idiot
<1> IRR = nutcase
<1> oh
<0> anyway naptime for me
<2> orlando bloom is from my home town
<1> confused it with another movie
<0> need to recover from the trauma of today, effin cockroach crawled up my leg while I was taking a final
<1> hahahaha
<1> that's what you get for going to a slum school
<3> haha
<0> wasted 20 ****in minutes standing in the corner
<0> scared
<3> serious?
<1> did the girls laugh and you and kill it for you?
<0> became the laughing stock of the department
<3> haha
<0> no I was taking a grad qualifier exam
<3> naptime indeed
<1> and = at
<0> so was the only one in the room
<0> but went and told professor about it and he spread the news
<2> are cockroaches that scary?
<2> not sure i have ever seen a live one
<0> so now all the other grad students know and laugh at me
<1> they're nasty
<1> i wouldn't say scary
<3> cockroaches are disease ridden from eating **** all day...but not horrifying
<0> this one was goddamned huge
<1> but i wouldn't want one on me
<0> no stfu, I was scared
<1> they can get quite big
<2> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly-polar_bear_hybrid
<2> hmm
<2> that's scary
<0> someone's reading reddit
<1> does it generate smug?
<3> pumas are scary
<0> no they're cute
<0> like kitty cats
<1> wives are scary
<3> not when they're stalking you over the course of 2 hours at sunset
<4> Cowmoo: If ou let one into your ear, it'll consume and replace your frontal lobes, like the headcrabs in Half Life, and take control of your now soulless body.



<3> and that applies to both pumas and women
<2> of all the creatures in the world i hate, a slug is the worst
<4> And you become an enourmous anthropomorphic cockroach.
<0> thansk jb2, I'll try that next time I meet one
<1> jbatista: that statement ***umes he had a soul in the first place
<0> yyparse: wtf?" have you ever seen a ginormous cockraoch
<3> frontal lobe-less body?
<0> trust me it's hard to beat that
<1> that also ***umes he has a brain
<0> peterhu die plz.
<1> kthxbbq
<2> people have one soul each, animals have one soul per species
<4> yyparse: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
<0> although prof was telling me when he was a grad student at Hopkins, he woke up to the sound of his roommate screaming because a cockroach crawled into his ear
<0> lol?
<2> that's why it's bad to let a species become extinct
<3> yyparse so we just have to leave two of everything alive?
<2> i guess that's right cl0ud :-)
<3> timesharing souls
<2> they didn't say which parent was grizzly and which was polar with that bear
<1> oddly enough, i didn't see any cockroaches at school
<1> and i lived in one of the worst dorms freshman year
<0> where did you go, VT ya?
<1> yeah
<1> was in pritchard
<1> worst dorm on campus
<0> I didn't see cockroaches ever, first time
<1> all male, 1200 bastards
<0> but rats I have seen
<0> lol all male
<0> wtf
<1> exactly
<1> sophomore year i moved to an all freshman dorm as the "resident computer consultant"
<1> got a huge room all to myself
<1> half way between the girls and the boys on the floor
<0> I didn't know all male dorms existed except in religious schools?
<1> so right next to the girls
<1> who were all freshman
<1> mmm
<0> mm w00tage
<1> good times
<3> did they talk to you after you fixed their computers?
<1> i even had a freaking living room
<1> hellz yeah
<0> as a sophomore?
<0> ****er
<3> w0rd then
<1> well
<1> it was a big room
<1> i had a sectional couch fit in there
<0> did you have your own bathroom
<0> that's the deal maker and breaker for me
<1> so it acted like two rooms
<1> unfortunately no
<1> but it was right next to my room
<3> whenever I have people over, it never gets old to tell them my bathroom is where I MasterBathe
<1> and it was an old girl's bathroom
<1> which ****ed
<1> no urinals
<1> piss everywhere
<1> heh
<0> ugh
<0> animals
<1> so i started tucking my junk between my legs to use the girl's room
<3> that would hurt
<0> oh don't worry, I'm sure you didn't have to do that, you'd still be able to p*** through
<3> how did you walk without looking injured?
<1> man, this one chick ****ed everyone in my section
<1> she was quite the little slut
<0> but not you
<0> alas
<1> pods as it were
<1> pfft
<3> sluts **** everyone, bitches **** everyone but you


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