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<0> any of you guys get an xbox 360?
<1> then my kids would start surfing porn
<2> PSTwo has a network adapter already
<2> No need to buy one
<3> the PSTwo's network adapter doesn't support IDE hdd though does it?
<2> Not sure what IDE has to do with ethernet, but anyway I use an USB2 harddisk
<3> well the PS2's network adapter provides the IDE and power connector for the hard drive
<3> you actually slide the harddrive inside of the network adapter and then put the network adapter in the PS2
<2> There's no space for a harddisk in a PSTwo
<0> sigh... someone tried to use their fetus as a p***enger to ride in a HOV lane
<1> is this Clorox good looking?
<4> I saw some ad for a collection of Heavy Metal ballads. Now I've got that god-awful "Fly Through the Ages" song bouncing around in my head.
<4> Now, so do all of you. I've done my good deed for the day.
<0> good thing i can't recall the tune
<4> Because you're a young whippersnapper that dodged the hair-band era.



<1> if only i knew what "Fly Through the Ages" sounded like I could join in
<0> hehe
<4> It's about as teen-angsty a hair-ballad as has ever been written.
<4> It fairly drips with a mixture of testosterone and mascara.
<1> bryan adams on steroids?
<4> Bryan Adams without a vagina, I suppose.
<2> That'd just be a normal woman
<1> on his head...i wondered what it was ok
<5> Solamente sure is gay!
<1> oh wait that was gorbachov
<1> hard to tell canadians and russians apart
<2> Russians are the girls next to me
<2> Canadians are those guys next to Americans
<1> him-a-layans are my favs
<6> Not next, above the americans.
<1> best to be on top
<6> heheh
<6> The canadians will never be below the americans unless the whole world is turned upside down first.
<2> I'm next to Romania, ph34r
<1> uhuh ashe has gone "native"
<2> (ok 2 countries in between, but still)
<1> too close for comfort?
<2> Yup
<2> It feels like someone is going to knock at the door and spam me
<6> They knock first?
<1> grafitti all over your bed
<2> Sure they do, my channel is locked
<2> Or more like +i
<6> My channelnames aren't even known - and if you knew them, you still wouldn't know the key.
<2> I should go +s I guess
<2> w00t, the first Czech op in #c++!
<1> dont invade...
<5> gross
<1> my brotheroutlaw gave me a cd of some .ca band
<1> they even manage to make french sound nice(for singing)
<5> liar
<1> honestly:)
<1> they sound like joy division/new order
<1> if you remember that far back to the 90's
<7> love will tear us apart
<4> Rush > *
<8> hi
<4> Castrati Jewish b***ists make great frontmen.
<8> any1 here that is using Dev C++ ? ;)
<2> Why would anyone such a thing
<2> +use
<4> He can't afford Visual C++ 2005 Express, I guess.
<9> it may be free, but there's still a cost
<6> Have you ever that you coded something, run 'make' and then keep looking for the compiler errors but can't find them... and you start to think that something is wrong with the build dependencies, until slowly you realize that it compiled without errors, the first time?
<10> it is possible that one can't afford vc++2005 express. If you pirated windows.
<0> Run - no
<4> Serves 'em right.
<10> yeah. They ****
<6> I have that once a year
<6> whenever it happens.
<0> geez... i figured out why I keep getting unregistered from all of my cl***es (happened again today) - they want you to pay for them in full on the day you register
<8> so, any1 here using Dev-C++ ? ;P
<0> wizl - just ask
<4> wizl: Just ask your question.



<10> I used to have it years ago
<8> well, when i compile i get this error: The system cannot find the file specified :?
<4> And the file is...?
<8> .cpp
<6> Does "?" exist?
<4> *What* .cpp?
<8> smreka.cpp :P
<11> can anyone give me some advice please
<4> Then it doesn't exist.
<4> See, this wasn't at all specific to Dev C++.
<11> i wish to become a programmer as a career and just srated C++. whats the best thing to do to somehow oneday get employed?
<0> masteryoda - work your *** off
<12> send large checks to someone like me
<4> To learn C++, start with the book "Accelerated C++" by Koenig & Moo
<13> Learn, and program
<13> Er
<13> Learn, and practice
<4> But as far as getting employed, it's what rdragon said.
<8> well Solamente in Dev C++ 4.0 the file compiles normally ;?
<11> thanks JBlitzen
<6> I never solicitated... they just came to my door with a job offer (literally)
<6> must have done something good...
<13> They being mormons?
<6> no
<13> Girl scouts
<14> Run well, writing a book is "something good"
<10> masteryoda, learn many programming languages and many tools accompanied with them. For c++, know at least a few widget libraries, how to handle xml, networking, etc.
<12> jehova's witnesses?
<6> Since it only happened once, I think it's not prove that it will work for anyone else (it was for open source I put on the net)
<4> I worked as a secretary in an office, and they offerred me a programming job.
<8> any1 ideas Solamente ?
<4> The... file... does... not... exist.
<8> but it DOES
<13> Hehe run
<6> THE file does not exist.
<10> say it slower
<4> At least not at the location where the compiler is trying to find it.
<13> Check file permissions, wizl
<4> I sure do hate it when my computer lies to me.
<0> my aunt started as a secretary in Honeywell, and became a regional manager
<0> not sure why we were talking about secretaries
<4> Because I was one.
<4> That's when I found out that secretaries really do run the world.
<4> Because they know all the dirt on everyone in the office.
<0> heh
<4> Who's got a pregnant daughter, who's husband is having an affair. Everything.
<8> JBlitzen the permissions are okey
<13> Then the files in the wrong spot
<13> +'
<8> but in Dev C++ 4.0 it compiles !
<10> Solamente, but aren't secretaries chosen from among hot chicks ?
<8> ;)
<0> Solamente is a hot chick
<2> cynic_X_: not the low level ones
<4> It was an office full of 35-year-old divorcees.
<4> And I was 17.
<4> Do the math.
<2> You got plenty of new moms?
<10> ah you were relatively hot, then.
<6> Something, that might have been a file if it existed, could not be found. Perhaps it isn't a file? I only looked for files. Or maybe it's on another harddisk... attempting to hack into other computers now... searching for newwork: found. Searching for exploits: found. Multiplying artificial intelligent agents over the network: ... done (98%). Found a 'file' on a harddisk in romania... searching further... there's a few on an old pc in the basement of the pentagon? Comp
<6> ile? [Y/n] (error 1263512-illegal-65354a.subf)
<2> As hot as a programmer can get
<15> here we go
<15> http://www.jmlewis.org/pictures/2005/12/climbing_joshua_tree/
<15> I made cute thumbnails of my pictures.
<2> They're even smaller if I don't look at them
<13> Hey, that looks good, ni
<13> Much better than the old days where you gave us a link to a directory full of posters
<10> I worked in a similar place when I was 15. It was a printing press.
<13> Oh, they're still posters
<10> I discovered quicksort when trying to sort papers by date by hand =P
<13> http://www.jmlewis.org/pictures/2005/12/climbing_joshua_tree/Photos/photo020.jpg
<13> Slouching
<14> wizl you realize tha devc++ and most other compiler systems have places you can tell them to look for files


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