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<0> Quantum``: not true
<1> You can talk and have *** at the same time
<0> with dead humans, you can weekends at bernies them up a bit
<0> and make them say whatever you want
<0> at weekend at bernie's, andrew mccarthy's finest achievement in his career
<1> Hmm, next time I get a humn I'm gonna do as if I just LOVE their product and try to keep them on the phone as long as possible - and then in the end I have to say something from which she will understand that it was ALLLL faked. If that won't hit her in the face like a fist then what would?
<0> what you need is an auto responder that goes "yes, i'm VERY interested" and just repeats it over and over
<1> Add some "I really love your voice" and stuff - get her to feel special first.
<0> heh
<2> dont you think the black KITT car is better than the red one?
<1> Some note should go around between marketing companies: DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER (you will lose your employee)
<2> I mean come on
<1> suicide... nervous breakdowns...
<1> At the end, I won't ask: are you sitting on a chair?
<1> Nah
<1> I'll ask: Is the window open?
<1> lol
<0> i should answer the call of a number i don't recognize with one of those celebrity soundboard things
<0> ok time for lunch
<3> weird, I haven't really gotten any telemarketing calls living here
<3> the 'do not call' list has been prett effective
<3> the worst I get is dopers trying to sell magazines
<4> wow, reduced to selling magazines to support a habit
<3> hehe
<3> usually it's part of some rehab thing, or so they say
<5> Hustler?
<3> lol
<5> Slightly used
<3> heh
<5> Includes complimentary sticky tack
<0> i'm sold
<0> mmm pot bellies down the street, what would i do without you
<0> i could eat a turkey, bacon, and swiss sandwich every day
<0> mmm
<6> in vc++ ide when you add a directory to the list of #include directories - does it include sub dirs?
<7> no
<7> that's never the case with any include path, VC++ or otherwise
<6> ta
<7> np
<0> crickies is JBlitzen the gaeyest evar
<8> eva
<8> he doesn't put the r at the end.
<0> I AM THE GREETEST EVAR
<8> now I'm leaving for no raisin!
<0> good man
<0> sigh, today ****s
<0> spending the day integrating a big change
<0> zzz
<0> at least there's a new scrubs tonight
<7> god
<7> I hate scrubs
<7> 5 minutes of comedy and 15 minutes of patronising
<7> "life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" omg shutup
<0> heh
<0> yeah, they could tone down the sap a bit
<7> a friend of mine was actually defending it?
<7> so I chalked it up to americans being stupid
<7> hurhur
<0> it's still a funny show
<7> ya, the 5 minutes are ok
<0> it's actually the only live-action show i laugh at
<7> but definitely the last 5 minutes of every episode, no thanks
<0> everything else is formulaic and stupid
<7> yeayea
<0> and it's nice to not have a laugh track
<0> a laugh track is a good sign the show things you're a ****ing idiot
<7> well, yes, but there are better shows in terms of comedy
<0> WE TOLD YOU A JOKE, LAUGH YOU FOOL
<7> yea
<0> things = thinks
<7> but it's gotten to the point where when there's 5 minutes left, I turn it off
<7> because those last 5 mins are guarranteed to be soppy
<7> have you ever seen Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO?
<0> nah
<7> no laugh track, 100 times better than Scrubs
<7> what about UK version of The Office
<7> anwyay, now those are comedy shows
<0> i'd have to get the dvd's or torrent it
<7> I'm off to study
<0> i've had my fill of larry david
<0> personally
<7> er?
<7> how so
<0> i never really got seinfeld, it was "ok", but not what people say it is
<7> haha
<0> i've watched a few episodes of CYE
<7> you're weird
<7> I suppose your funny bone is tickled by other means
<7> (aka JB)
<0> pfft
<7> hoho
<0> comedy is futurama
<7> hmph
<7> didn't you at least find Kramer funny?
<4> I was asked one morning if I'd watched the previous night, I replied "If I wanna see 4 ***holes making fools of themselves, I come into work early."
<7> lool
<3> you guys didn't like seinfeld? psh
<3> maybe it was more a NY kind of humor
<2> seinfeld is good
<0> seinfeld wasn't bad, i didn't dislike it
<0> but i don't think it was the pinnicle of comedic achievement, as many dol
<0> -l
<9> never seen it, myself. But I really hate a lot of modern "popular" comedy, at least in the UK
<9> It's all surrealistic crap. Takes itself way to seriously, comes off as "arty" and vacuous with no actual humour component
<0> oh, we don't have that problem in the states
<0> wouldn't play with the nascar crowd
<0> the kind of people that revel in their ineptitude
<0> which is why redneck comics are so popular
<0> "they be speakin a tongue i cans understands"
<0> i'm curious, do you view the average britton as a hopeless idiot that is a good waste of biological material?
<0> as that's how i view the average america
<0> n
<3> I think that goes for all humans
<3> well, 90%
<0> granted, i hold that oppinion internationally too
<0> but i'm curious as if other people hold their people in higher esteem than i do my own
<0> i really only interact with people overseas through IRC. IRR aside, they're usually bright people
<0> so it's hard to get a feel of the average <insert country here>
<3> well 'installing an irc client' goes way above the heads of most of the world
<0> A/S/L?!?!?! LOLLLLLERSKATES!!!1
<0> i beg to differ
<3> heh
<3> i'm bored of packing :/
<0> so get a woman to do it for you
<3> yeah, that would be nice
<0> that's what they're there for!
<3> i know, but I don't know any here :/
<0> pffft
<0> call that jill chick then
<3> she's in NJ
<0> that's her problem
<3> hehe
<0> if you were truly a pimp, you'd say "listen ho! PACK MUH ****!"
<3> lol
<3> i don't even really have to 'pack'
<3> just disconnect and sort everything
<3> and get all of the important junk together
<0> i bet you wish you had it as easy as JBlitzen has it when he moves; he simply folds his box
<3> heh
<10> :(
<0> YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I BLINKED YOU BITCH
<3> i drilled a hole in an exterior wall... i hope they don't notice
<0> get some spackle, you'll be fine
<10> Toothpaste
<0> i poked giant holes in the wall to support a heavy mirror in a town houses i rented
<3> it'd take a bit of toothpaste, heh
<3> i had to drill it to run cable for the satellite
<3> *shrug* it should be ok
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