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<0> blah blah bored
<0> I'm gonna buy me a jet boil
<0> who's jealous?
<1> jet boil?
<0> yeah
<0> http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?storeId=8000&catalogId=40000008000&productId=47792053&parent_category_rn=4500453&vcat=REI_SSHP_CAMPING_TOC
<0> the most efficient stove for boiling water.
<1> eh ok...
<2> doh. I thought that was a fast kettle
<2> waiting for the kettle to boil must consume at least 15 minutes of an Englishmans day every day
<3> definitely sounds cooler than it is
<0> it IS cool though
<0> you can boil a liter of water in like 4 minutes
<0> you can boil 11 liters of water with just 100g of fuel!
<0> and the whole system weighs less than a pound!
<2> erm, "woot"
<4> I WANNA ROQUE!!!1!
<3> can it be picked up on radar, though?
<4> vicadin?
<3> that is the true test of any jet-based system
<4> its way too small to have a signature
<4> unless you're dropping thousands
<4> radar
<4> what a gay technology
<4> so 1950s
<3> are you saying it is homo***ual in its existence?
<4> quite
<4> I may be the middle man in a huge contract :D
<4> if we get it, drinks are on me
<4> SATAN
<3> as long as you don't describe your job in euphemisms for gay love
<4> word :D
<4> errr
<5> I thought being in the middle of a "contract" only mean both sides were shooting at you
<4> would you prefer final fantasy euphenisms?
<4> vawjrwrk ;)
<4> I'm actually the only 'tech' guy on the contract
<4> 3 others involved
<4> I'm going to ask for 20%
<4> its potentially a 2 mil $$$ contract
<4> in any case, if we get it, drinks are on me
<4> just talked to my partner... he's very optomistic
<2> mines a gl*** filled with $100 bills
<4> nice :)
<4> this thing could really work out
<4> 2 of the other 3 are top-dollar marketing execs
<6> Man, I got such a stupid bug report today
<6> Someone using a lib function that takes an ostream
<6> And it writes some file, moves to another filename after writing exactly 5 MB
<6> And there were some random additional bytes when they used it
<6> And they just kept sending me the 5 MB files instead of their source
<6> Turned out they p***ed an ofstream and didn't open it with ios::binary :/
<6> (so
<6> (so \n => \r\n)
<7> heh
<7> god i miss native c++
<7> lucky bastards
<6> Not really, I'm writing a .chm "compiler"
<7> good lord
<7> hasn't that been done?
<6> Actually, there isn't even some opensource lib for that
<6> Except a single one called libchm
<6> Version 0.1
<6> Last update 2002
<6> In the TODO list there is "output chm"
<6> There are few chm libs out though, but only to read them, not write them
<8> Haha
<7> heh
<7> need a lib?
<7> what are you doing that something like robohelp or other help authoring tools won't do (unless it's not run under windows)?
<6> It's not under windows
<7> you bastard
<7> ok, time to head home
<9> real programmers don't go home.
<10> they stay at home
<9> Exactly
<9> I feel like insulting a few newbies.
<9> Anyone have a question?
<10> Run : what's the difference between an #include and an object ?
<9> loser
<9> NEXT!
<10> don't know the answer, huh ?
<11> well i gotta question but it s not about c++ specificly
<9> CR000: Don't worry - it's normal that you grow hair there at your age.
<9> NEXT!
<11> wait
<11> but i was forgotten in a nuclear power core when i was 4
<11> is it still normal to grow hair there?
<11> my q is i wonder if they had any programming lang in ussr times and if there was how was it logicwise compared to todays ones
<10> at ussr times they had C, for example
<10> still in wide use
<11> i mean in ussr
<11> in ussr in ussr times
<9> They also had basic, pascal, cobol, pascal ...
<10> they used C, fortran, asm
<10> I personally wrote in basic in ussr
<11> ahh tech thiefs
<11> lol
<9> Where do you think they got their computers from?
<10> some were built locally
<10> I saw some really weired boxes using audio tapes as primary storage
<11> when you were on mir space station?
<10> no, at friend's house
<10> at my school we had a row of apple boxes
<11> mir space station fall on ur friends house
<11> ?
<11> ohh k
<10> Apple computers, not the fruits
<10> you smart ***
<11> :D
<10> I guess you base your understanding of soviet reality on bad holywood movies
<11> no on star trek actually
<11> i wonder if civs isolated themselves for long long times
<11> could it be like ones technology seems like a magic to others
<11> ?
<11> or could they bring a logic to it
<10> "any sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
<10> the russian invented many things independently
<6> Then my penis is magic
<10> MrAshe : doesn't exist in real world, huh ?
<10> and many things they did steal - like their version of space shuttle - they improved quite a lot
<6> Yes, space shuttle is an improved version of my penis
<6> Just look at the shape
<10> the project failed due to lack of proper funding, but technologically russian shuttle was superior on almost every parameter
<10> MrAshe : you gotta talk to a doctor about the delta wing
<11> yea but they did all of that in the name of superiority, i wonder if all world lived together in peace would there be any technological advances or inovations
<6> I'd invent murders
<10> I'm always saying that laziness is the primary cause for progress
<10> an ape was too lazy to climb a tree - he picked up a stick and used it to get some bannanas
<11> koalas still show no progress though
<10> you have to be both smart and lazy
<7> holy mary mother of god, JBlitzen ****s
<12> well done peterhu...you didn't call him gay ;-)
<7> the "man wang" at the end of the sentence was implied
<8> Yeah, you think a lot about my man wang.
<8> Oh snap!
<7> pfft
<7> you are too lame to generate any snap statement
<12> I take it "girl wang" refers to a clitoris?
<7> or, in rdragon's case, his wang
<12> I like the idea of "girl wang"
<7> hmm
<7> then you should let JBlitzen give you a great tour of the pre-op tranny scene
<12> clitorises need more attention in the media
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