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<0> Baldness!
<1> 6/nick noddy|zZz
<1> oops
<0> Rah, using vi commands in VS
<0> Somehow :w doesn't do the same as ctrl+s
<2> MrAshe: what does it do?
<2> and which plugin are you using?
<3> ping
<2> cowmoo is the ****
<2> that's for sure
<4> pfft, you're a close second
<2> doubtful
<2> as i'm the best there ever was
<2> and ever will be
<2> at everything
<5> Heh
<4> but you used to work for MS, so that instantly negates the meaning of anything you say
<2> not so
<2> it only magnifies my awesomality
<4> see
<4> you taking that job?
<2> eh, i always have a job opening at microsoft
<2> well, as long as my old boss still works there
<2> and people that know me
<2> i might move to seattle if my wife and i separate, but we'll see how that goes
<5> http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
<5> Pfft what are you talking about separate
<2> unfortunately, this state in some truly back***wardness, requires a separation of 6 months before divorce
<5> Pffffft divorce
<2> eh, i've come to realize marriage is pointless
<5> You're the second IRC person I know who's talked about divorce this week
<5> I guess spring's over
<5> There are ways to make things work better, you know
<2> well, we've been married for three years, living together for seven, it's getting old
<5> The term for that is "seven year itch".
<2> well, that and she's not the person i married
<5> The other woman's the same, about seven years
<5> Pfft, they never are
<5> What makes you think it'll work out better the next time
<2> next time?
<5> Well, ***uming we've been wrong about all the gaey jokes
<5> At some point you'll realize there's more to life than keyboards and monitors
<2> i won't get married again if that's what you mean
<5> Easy to say now
<2> easy to say forever
<5> Like a 20 year old saying he never wants kids
<2> it's pointless
<5> Things change in ten or twenty years
<2> i can have kids without marriage
<5> Yeah, that'll be good for them
<5> Wouldn't that actually be a larger attachment to the new lady than marriage would be?
<2> much better than a married couple that hates each other
<2> not really
<5> I mean, you can have a prenup, but you can't get around child support
<2> the attachment is to the child
<2> not the mother
<5> Sure it's to the mother
<5> Because that's who the child would end up with
<2> fine by me
<5> Talk to people who've been there, it's never as fun as it seems when you're young
<2> i don't like kids that much
<5> Every couple has hard times around 7 or 8 years.
<2> oh, there's more than just that
<5> There's always more than just that
<2> pfft
<5> That's why it's often 7 or 8 years
<5> The stuff you were attracted to has time to diminish and become normal, and the other stuff rises to the surface
<2> how would you know these things, considering you'll be a 40 year old virgin shortly
<5> You can man up and accept the other stuff, or you can give up
<2> i prefer give up
<5> Well, that's what dooms you later on
<5> You'll give up next time, too
<2> dooms me to what?
<5> And the time after that
<5> If you're looking for perfect, you should stick to computer code.
<2> like i said, i'm not getting married again
<2> and the woman will be made perfectly clear about that
<5> Okay, but you're still open to a relationship
<5> Whether it's marriage or not doesn't seem to matter too much to you anyway
<2> sure, have to get free *** somehow
<5> Okay, so won't the same problems arise?
<5> Or do you just rotate women until you're 50 and they're not interested any more
<2> yes, except she won't be living with me
<5> Then who'd mow your lawn
<2> that actually sounds like the best plan
<5> pwn
<5> Just think hard about this crap, it's irreversible
<2> no it isn't
<5> Yes it is
<5> Once you're out, you're out
<5> And you'll never have the same opportunity again
<2> what opportunity
<2> yeesh
<2> you make no sense
<5> You're the one who got married
<6> why does this code make warning cl*** __declspec(dllimport) VecWrapper : vector<Node *> {};
<5> Were you never interested in her?
<2> sure
<5> Okay, did she radically change somehow?
<2> yes, she became a republican
<5> Well, that's normal
<5> You'll be one too in seven years
<2> not really, her IQ dropped 80 pts
<5> What IQ
<2> so she's no longer attractive to me
<5> She's a woman
<5> They're idiots
<2> agreed
<5> If women were smart the world wouldn't need men
<2> hence why from now on i will only be having *** with lots of women
<2> like college
<2> without marriage
<5> You're not going to find a smart woman. You're just going to go so long without *** that even the stupid ones look intelligent.
<5> She's as smart as she was when you married her
<2> see
<2> i know deep down women offer me little with long term relationships
<2> sure, they clean stuff
<2> but so do maids
<3> ping
<2> and unlike maids, wives guilt trip you for treating them like maids
<5> I was nervous about it when you said she had a great job
<5> What's the man when he isn't the provider?
<2> eh, takes a load of my mine
<2> mind
<2> means i don't have to support her
<5> Yeah you do
<5> What exactly is her career path here
<2> nope, i don't
<2> she's a sales executive
<2> makes more than i do
<5> Yeah, like every other chick on earth
<5> That only lasts while she looks good and has contacts
<2> her quota this year is over 50 million in revenue
<5> And what happens if she comes in under?
<2> she doesn't make as much commision obviously
<3> peterhu: may I jump in
<3> with a question
<2> but her base salary is not peanuts either, it's more than she was making as a teacher
<5> Just ask it, cowmoo
<2> shoot
<3> are you the same person SHE married?
<2> quite likely
<2> she acknowledges that i am
<3> hrm
<5> How has she changed
<5> Moocow, women marry men to change them. Men marry women to keep them.
<2> i think a fundamental problem with women and relationships is their ability to believe they can change a man
<3> ya I dunno, marriage somewhat scares me to be honest, I feel like if I do get married then I'll never get to do big things
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