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<0> Looks like cicatrize exists
<1> cool
<1> it does, nice one
<0> So anyway you'll eventually bleed forever and die
<0> Cause you're that old
<1> I dont have leukemia, nor do I use blood thinners
<0> Talking about that, I have a bunch of white hair
<1> nor do Ihave a genetic malfunction
<0> I blame you for that
<1> what?
<0> Your stress leaks through the psychic link
<1> how old are you?
<0> 24
<1> 24?
<1> yes
<1> 24 and white hair... ugh
<1> I blame multithreaded programming
<0> Just 2 or 3
<0> I'm never stressed
<0> KPN calls and tells me they lost $175000
<0> I tell them "so what?"
<0> Like I care
<1> hahaha
<0> Sometimes it's not good though
<0> I'm like "hmm.. should I care?"
<1> no
<1> hahaha
<1> what did they say?
<0> I almost feel bad for not caring
<0> But then I don't really care about not caring
<0> So hmm it's recursive
<1> hha
<0> They said nothing, what could they say
<1> true
<0> They didn't see something crashed
<0> The next day another one crashed
<0> 2 points of failure
<0> Not in the contract
<0> You lose
<1> hahaha, true true
<0> Now that I think about it
<0> That trip to .nl
<0> Maybe it's for KPN
<0> I'll finally meet the famous "Boyke"
<0> (what's that for a name)
<0> He's the guy from Alcatel who just spends all his days at KPN watching the cluster
<0> And also the idiot who called me at 4am to ask me how to see the netmask for a machine
<0> He shall suffer
<0> And he certainly will
<0> Talking about canadians
<1> hahaha
<1> netmask for a machine
<0> Yup, /etc/netmasks would be too obvious
<0> And he's got "Senior UNIX Engineer" in his e-mail signature
<1> haha
<1> I hate OS NAME Engineers
<1> I knew them at my internship too
<0> I'll put "Senior Worldwide IN Engineer" in my signature
<0> I've seen others in my office put "worldwide"
<1> hah
<0> I'm not sure what it's for though
<0> Maybe the size of my tummy these days
<0> I don't know
<1> theres one girl I miss from my internship
<1> she was a good script programmer
<0> Already looking for a threesome?
<1> no shes very ugly
<0> You already said that
<2> it's all the same in the dark
<1> I used to ask her to write scripts for me
<0> [01:55.08] <1> she was a good script programmer
<0> Here
<1> yea I got it when you first said it
<1> :)
<1> anyway
<0> I know, but it's for the poor souls watching our conversation
<0> CAuse it probably makes no sense to them
<1> haha
<0> Talking about sheeps
<1> I dont think asian people are good looking (no racist)
<0> I think asian people are either very ugly or very hot
<0> But usually it's ugly
<1> anyway I used to delegate all my scripting jobs to her
<0> Outsourcing is always to asia anyway
<0> So that makes sense
<1> she was sitting next to me
<1> so why I could work on the real programming
<1> she was doing all the stupid lil perl scripts
<0> She was playing with dollars
<1> I called her 'script'
<1> she didnt like that
<0> "hey script, do this"
<1> but others were laughing each time I called her that
<0> "hey script, want me to compile you?"
<0> (that's a menace)
<1> hehe
<0> I don't call people with weird names
<0> I call my dog "pile of fat" though
<0> Somehow it knows I'm talking about it
<1> hahaha
<1> script was a good name
<1> I couldnt use her real name anyway
<1> it was too long
<0> Call her "pen pen"
<1> I used to write her C++ programs she had to do
<0> It means "idiot"
<1> in exchange for her perl scripting
<0> The more "pen" you add, the more it's stupid
<1> hahaha
<0> So "pen pen pen pen" is like uber idiot
<1> Sum (i=0..inf) pen
<0> For some reason my chinese colleague tells me that all the time
<1> thats brain dead
<0> So I have to insult her in japanese
<0> Cause I don't know chinese
<1> hmm why didnt she come on msn
<0> Cause she'll dump you
<1> I cant walk to the phone
<1> maybe I can train my cat to walk
<1> not to walk
<1> to get the phone
<0> Just jump on one leg
<0> You fat Jabba
<1> it hurts when I jump
<3> see ya :)
<1> the good thing is I get breakfast in bed
<1> ciao K
<0> Your car can't walk?
<0> Cat even
<1> yes she can
<0> Must look like http://greatwhitewong.blogspirit.com/images/medium_fatcat1.jpg
<1> I meant get phone
<0> http://www.mypkhome.com/fatcat/cat-fc-1.jpg
<0> Hahah
<4> ...
<1> haha thats crazy
<0> Buddha > Allah
<0> There, take that
<1> but buddha didnt split the sea in two
<0> Nobody did, except for DreamWorks
<1> and good music
<0> You could have been famous if it was not for 1 letter
<1> indeed
<0> Or 2
<0> But close enough
<1> just wanted to say he wish he had my name
<1> its great when nobody knows what were saying
<0> True
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