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<0> What problems are you having?
<0> Btw there are other smarter ways to achieve the same
<1> im new to the program
<0> Then it's not the good way to start
<0> Unless your primary goal is tell your friends in elementary school "hey kids I made a chat for half life 2 I'm l33t l0l0l0l"
<0> s/chat/cheat
<1> i just want to put this code in the right places and compile it....
<2> hellow - do something better with your time
<1> i should but....
<0> "but I have no friend :'("
<1> lol no
<1> what do guys do with your computer to get injoyment
<3> put my penis in it?
<1> lol
<0> Don't we all
<4> hi



<4> howto copy from array of strucks to array of strucks?
<5> does anyone know how to use matlab
<4> ?
<4> somebody?
<5> u know ?
<6> array of strucks ?
<5> I want to plot a triangle, how to plot it ?
<4> arra of struct
<4> ?
<6> u mean.. you have a struct named strucks ?
<6> oh.. structures :).. now i get it
<6> use std::vector<yourStruct>
<6> ;)
<5> ??
<4> vector?
<4> u kidding me right?
<5> any of u know how to plot a triangle ?
<5> which command is it ?
<6> eemuh.. you are on c++ channel... don't ask matlab questions, is just stupid
<6> abra, what do you mean?
<5> c and matlab code interperet each other, maybe someone knows it, that why I ask it, and also no one is on matlab channel
<7> great
<7> the clocks changed today
<7> I've gotta start getting up earlier.
<8> Hello. I'm writing a ansi C program (unix-linux), I need to allow it to "chat" with a child interactively. Seems to be solveable with some sort of a bi-directional pipe, but can't foud a good reference. please help
<9> #c
<9> (and man pipe)
<8> #c is p***word protected (:
<9> /join #c main
<8> oooo.... tyvm (:
<9> You must be from the southern hemisphere
<9> Bah, I won't make a non-funny joke then
<10> hmm
<10> lately all you make in non funny ones
<10> there are now 6 unprotected wireless networks in my area
<10> well done people, well done
<9> I see my neighbor's mobile phone through bluetooth, and it's not protected either
<10> haha
<9> Even if technically I could just deactivate his mobile phone without any connection to it anyway
<10> Alcatel powa?
<9> Yup, then fired powa
<9> Unless.. it goes unoticed
<10> haha
<9> What's an update in the middle of billions of rows
<10> encrypt your identity
<9> Well, it's kind of encrypted
<9> We all use the same login
<10> ah, typical
<9> But I have to call to get a secure ID
<9> So they would see
<10> dont you have these RSA cards?
<9> "ok, at 1pm he connects"
<9> "at 1:03pm there's an UPDATE"
<9> "hmmm"
<10> hehe
<9> The things where you type a PIN then get a code that changes every 30 seconds?
<10> secureID has an expiration time I guess
<9> Yup
<10> yea Ashe
<10> those kinds
<9> I have that to access the Alcatel network



<9> But customers have a different one each
<10> ah
<9> Because they're lame
<10> you use it to get on the VPN I guess right?
<9> Some are VPN
<9> Some are dialup
<9> And some very stupid ones have their whole platform on the Internet
<9> So you just telnet :/
<10> hahaha
<9> (yes, not even ssh)
<11> Run
<9> Like YourComs in the UK
<9> If you know those
<9> But they're quite small
<9> Israel on the other hand, it's surprising they don't check your DNA each time you call them
<10> people in the bank used to call these PIN cards: "work from home with a beer, so you can stay sleep till 12pm"-cards
<9> Well, they let me do that too
<9> Last time I did that
<9> I played Mario Kart all day long
<10> haha
<10> I used it a few times, once when the metro got blown up in London
<10> the day after anyway
<9> I use it when I'm too lazy to go to work
<10> yea...
<9> Or if I want free Internet access from anywhere
<10> hahaha
<10> Israel probably has faraday cages around a lot of PCs
<10> also an israeli team published a paper that solves the same problem as my project
<10> DAMN!
<11> :)
<4> how to return integer from a function that is void in c without c++ syntax because in c I cant use & reference right?
<10> Abra: why ask this question in a C++ channel? Why use archaic languages? Why be ignorant?
<4> ?????
<10> the answer is, use pointers
<4> howto?
<4> pointer to integer value?
<10> yah
<4> like this: size=&number
<4> and then func (int *size)
<10> void stupidAbra( int* p ) { *p = 9; }
<4> u srupid
<4> stupid
<10> int veryStupid = 8 ; stupidAbra( &veryStupid ); // Abra is incredibly stupid, ignorant lil jerk
<4> Your mother is stupid
<10> Do you get it, stupid?
<10> huh
<4> go to hall
<10> do you get it?
<10> I will go to hall!
<12> this is the main reason why i sill join this channel Q...
<4> go **** yourself
<12> ;)
<10> you mean *********ion Abra?
<10> Abra?
<10> Abra, you there?
<4> Mmm... something like that
<10> no but how would I go about ****ing myself
<4> whatever choose what u like the most
<10> explain!
<10> Abra, explain!
<4> **** off
<10> youre just stupid
<10> does it hurt to be that stupid?
<4> Your mother is stupid
<4> where r u from?
<10> but my mother knows how to use pointers
<4> where r u from?
<10> Abra, you behave like a palestinian
<4> where r u from?
<10> Hall
<10> you told me to go to hall
<4> now for real..
<4> where r u from?


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