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<0> forgot attribute talented="true"
<0> my cat is lying on my keyboard
<0> now I am poking her
<1> I wouldn't lie in an IRC channel
<1> So I didn't forget anything
<1> I'm not talented, I just have a gun and you have no defense
<0> DFENS
<0> Ashe`, have you seen the movie The Machinist?
<1> Hmm, unlikely
<1> But I'm sure it involves some machine
<0> it doesnt really
<1> Then it must be porn
<0> get it, its good
<0> the ending is genius
<0> have you seen Crash?
<1> Bah, you just ruined it
<1> Why did you tell me whast the ending was
<0> why arent you funny
<2> hahah. quake4's patches page shows up as raw html in a flash window
<1> Because it's past midnight (not like this affects how unfunny I am, but it's a good excuse)
<2> I've never seen that
<1> Wrong mime type maybe
<0> Ashe`, we live in the night
<2> it works now
<1> Well even at 4pm it's past midnight
<0> where are you?
<1> <dark voice>behind you</dark voice>
<0> hehee
<2> look under your desk
<0> EwIck, you got a pretty mouth
<2> huh
<1> Good to know
<1> Anyway
<1> Luik, mijn liefje
<1> De lelijkste stad
<1> Or something
<0> haha
<0> it is pretty ugly
<1> Just like every .be city
<0> Antwerp is nice
<0> !
<1> Compared to what?
<3> lol
<0> Poland
<1> Eastern europe doesn't count
<0> next best thing Liege
<1> Ok then
<1> Actually Namen is not too much ugly
<0> I agree
<1> But it's too small to be called a city, I guess
<0> its nice tho
<1> Yup
<1> That's why I work there
<1> I made the place turn nice
<1> The instant I arrived
<0> your pink underware doesnt make a town nice
<1> The town turns nice the instant I remove it
<1> And walk naked down the streets
<1> You're lucky I'm not working at Alcatel Antwerpen
<0> yes, yes I am
<1> (so am I)
<1> (the place ****s)
<0> Antwerp is nice cause my girlfriend lives here
<1> I thought she was from .uk
<0> no
<1> And she's the same as the one from last week? :D
<0> Shes US/Israeli national, but lives in belgium
<1> (btw I meant "from .uk" as in "living there", not being british, I'm not insulting her ;))
<0> ah ok
<0> yes
<1> Nor saying she's uglier than Khan
<0> she does study there
<0> we live in the same house there
<0> in London I mean
<0> but her parents live here
<1> And the same bed, huhuh
<0> so do mine
<1> Big wedding, I'll carry the ring
<1> Yay
<0> Ashe`, same pillow
<1> You're too cheap for getting another one?
<1> Or is it that big
<0> its big enough
<0> like a stretched one
<1> (I'm talking about the pillow)
<0> lol I got it, you biotch
<1> How can you pillow fight with only one
<0> we dont pillow fight
<1> Hmm, then why did you get a girlfriend?
<0> she makes me dinner
<0> s
<1> Hmm
<1> So do restaurants
<0> I love restaurants
<0> but I wasted a lot of money from my internship on it
<0> not good
<0> also I take cabs all the time
<0> cause I hate the tube
<0> hate it
<0> with a p***ion
<1> Get a car
<0> also I am alive because I took a cab
<4> Or like Ashe`, get a mule
<1> I'm not living in middle east, IRR
<0> IRR: learn to make funny jokes
<1> But once I visit your place I'll get one ;)
<0> pakistan...
<4> My place isn't in middle east either
<0> where in pakistan are you from IRR?
<4> Lahore
<0> ah yes
<1> Everything between Israel and India is middle east
<0> Lahore...
<0> Ashe`, Israel is europe'ish ;)
<1> Hence "between"
<0> agreed!
<0> do they have alcatel there too?
<1> Yup
<1> In Israel, Pakistan and India
<1> :/
<0> lol
<0> do they have a big production farm in Pakistan?
<1> Must be 4 machines
<1> The minimu
<1> +m
<1> Well, the minimum if you want to survive a crash heheh
<1> If you want a point of comparison, British Telecom is 2x 180 machines
<1> Note that in Armenia they can't survive a crash, they don't make backups
<0> how much is israel's?
<1> I think it's 8, but they just started the service in february
<1> (they're migrating and adding machines when they need to)
<0> ah
<1> But that's only for one company, dunno about others
<0> im going to israel this summer, for an explosive vacation
<1> It's called Partner iirc
<0> also I hope I dont have to wear a gas mask when the Iran war breaks out
<0> its never fun to sit on the beach with a gas mask
<1> Yup, you can't smell the good air as easily
<0> also when its biological gas it can irritate the skin... and sun lotion does not help
<0> I miss the beach
<1> So anyway "The Transporter 2" is a ridiculous movie
<0> didnt see it
<1> I'm going to Nice on monday
<1> => beach
<0> did you see Crash?
<1> Nope, but it can't be as much ridiculous
<0> yea... been in Nice like 4 times
<1> Went to see Ice Age 2 yesterday
<0> Ashe, go see Crash, its out on DVD
<1> It's the one with many famous actors?
<0> it really is the best movie ive seen this year
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