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<Quantum``> laaaa la la, I predict a riot
<sk8ing> lol, yeah, cool :D
<Quantum``> I predict a riot
<bealtine> we had a free one here last weekend
<bealtine> and I missed it :(
<Quantum``> I was in a riot
<Quantum``> 2 weeks ago
<bealtine> nothing like a good riot
<Quantum``> with my dad in the car
<bealtine> who won?
<Quantum``> when 90 people in a "cartoon protest" came running towards our cat
<Quantum``> car
<Quantum``> and damaged it pretty badly
<bealtine> shame it wasnt a panzer then...
<Quantum``> No more nice Audi
<Quantum``> crazy tho
<Quantum``> they were running and jumping on top the car
<Quantum``> while we were in there
<bealtine> i bet if you got out and shouted at them you'd have been arrested
<bealtine> for causing a public nuisance
<Quantum``> or dead
<Quantum``> they had sticks and ****
<bealtine> poor opressed minorities
<bealtine> with dirty big sticks
<Quantum``> if I said I was jewish I would have been hebab
<Quantum``> kebab
<Quantum``> yummy
<bealtine> anyways i thought the jews were "pigs"
<Quantum``> haha yes, so un hallal
<bealtine> so good muslims cant eat them :)
<Quantum``> but it is said in the Book that if you eat a jewish person in a jihad, its A-OK
<bealtine> page 56098657 paragraph 3
<Quantum``> indeed
<bealtine> how dare you contradict the word of god...he told me personally last week to eat all jews
<bealtine> oh wait that was "the son of sam"
<Quantum``> oh ****, there will be a lot of flag buring and stamping this week
<bealtine> arrest them
<bealtine> the brits managed to arrest nearly all of "fathers for Justice" for being perfectly horrid people
<bealtine> wavingflowers at people...how seditious is that?
<Quantum``> batman is a danger
<Quantum``> and spidy
<Quantum``> soon well have the joker
<bealtine> yep climbing cranes is far more seditious than beating up people
<bealtine> gak I hate sysadmins
<bealtine> i've been waiting all morning for him
<_m_> Why do you have a sysadmin at all?
<_m_> Software developers should be able to admin their own boxes.
<bealtine> i dont...the customer does:)
<_m_> Well, if it's not your box then you have all the right to hate the sysadmin.
<bealtine> i need to get him to open the fw and give me remote access to the server
<_m_> I guess you don't have ssh access to the server, yet.
<bealtine> not yet...
<bealtine> 5 minutes should sort it
<|Serpent> hi!
<PileOfGoo> hi
<change_> hi all
<CuteGirL> hi all
<Epesh> hi CuteGirL
<Epesh> somehow, I'm ***uming you're neither cute nor a girl
<change_> gd
<Epesh> but that's just me and my pessimism
<change_> heh
<Kalasanova> its in dubai anyway jottinger
<CuteGirL> hi all
<clsk> CuteGirl in C++.
<clsk> That's a new one.
<CuteGirL> Back
<clsk> Sounds like a bot.
<DrkMatter> I'd take a cute robot girl over being alone!
<clsk> heh
<clsk> see what you did. You scared her away.
<clsk> damn horney geeks
<|Serpent> lo
<|Serpent> l
<|Serpent> my ex is a coder, and she looks damn fine
<|Serpent> i find it no strange
<YUY0x7> now you have to provide a pic
<|Serpent> sorry, no pics :D
<clsk> I personally haven't met many hot coders.
<YUY0x7> it's extremely rare.. but i've seen a couple of hot chicks in my CS courses, not sure if they're great coders though
<Kalasanova> does it matter YUY0x7?
<Kalasanova> if its hot and if you can talk with it its fine
<stg3> is there somewhere online i can post my code and figure out what the hell i'm doing? lol
<rdragon> read the topic
<stg3> how quickly is it answered? lol
<rdragon> *shrug* you ask your question here
<Asmodee`> it's answered much faster if you actually ask something
<bealtine> you get what you pay for
<rdragon> hehe
<stg3> Okay
<stg3> thank you
<stg3> http://www.noidea128.org/sourcefiles/15973
<rdragon> calc no .h
<stg3> that's the extent of my knowledge on arrays
<rdragon> why are you messing with arrays?
<rdragon> you've still got that overflow
<stg3> i am taking a college course and i have to
<stg3> i make A's in all my cl***es, except this difficult cl*** lol
<rdragon> your k loop goes from [0, npts+1]
<rdragon> but your array only goes from [0,7]
<stg3> just 0 to npts then?
<rdragon> you're inserting values into indexes 0 through 11
<rdragon> but the highest valid indes for that y array is 7
<rdragon> so, that's no good
<rdragon> plus
<stg3> how would i make it so i ask the user for the array size than for each element given the size?
<stg3> alright, i can change npts = 7
<rdragon> stdlib.h, math.h, fstream.h, and iostream.h are not standard C++ headers
<stg3> and take away the npts+1
<stg3> then this book i'm using ****s
<rdragon> uh, yes
<rdragon> iostream.h was deprecated in 1998
<rdragon> the standard C++ headers don't have a .h extension
<rdragon> and math.h and stdlib.h are from the C standard library
<stg3> it uses array examples with iostream, fstream, and stdlib
<rdragon> drop the .h and add 'c' to the beginning ( so #include <cmath> #include <cstdlib> #include <fstream> #include <iostream>
<rdragon> you need a real book ;)
<stg3> okay, but this is due friday
<stg3> no time :(
<rdragon> heh
<stg3> besides we are finished with C++ on friday, we move into matlab
<stg3> Line 34
<stg3> subscript is not of integral type
<nnp> its only wednesday :P
<stg3> is my error
<rdragon> you can't index an array with a non-integeam type (like double)
<stg3> j = abs(y[i + 1] - y[i]);
<rdragon> it doesn't make sense to access y[2.4]
<stg3> oh
<stg3> so turn double to int in which places?
<rdragon> well, i
<stg3> We have to ***ume the prototype is double diff(double y[], int npts);
<stg3> all I have to do is write and test the function
<rdragon> for(double i = 0; i < npts; i++)
<rdragon> your index variable is a double
<stg3> then i get this argument
<stg3> M:\C++\BLAH\HW5.CPP(34) : warning C4244: 'argument' : conversion from 'double' to 'int', possible loss of data
<commodore> this argument is begging the question
<stg3> how do u know so much?
<rdragon> i don't know that much ;p
<stg3> i think i've spent more time on this than anybody else
<rdragon> only qualified for a junior -> mid level programming job
<stg3> and i know the least
<stg3> in my cl*** i mean
<rdragon> *shrug* so what
<rdragon> this isn't really C++ anyway
<stg3> oh, okay


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