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<0> Late 2007, I'll get Sony
<1> and tbh it's quite realistic, since you can't create a brick-related game with "trix" in it's name, the guy who made tetrix patented it
<0> Or I could wait till late 2008 and get it for $0.5
<1> Ashe`, be sure then to produce better headsets, mine's ruined and i barely ever chewed on it!
<2> Heh
<0> SE doesn't count
<0> Btw
<0> I'll buy samsung for the mobile phones
<0> For $.25
<1> ewww samsung
<1> go for sony ericsson
<0> (this way I get TVs and everything else too)
<1> oh wait
<1> i just said something stupid
<1> .
<0> I even saw a Samsung bulldozer a while ago



<0> Wonder if there's something they don't make
<1> condoms?
<0> They probably do
<1> hmmm
<1> i want one, it'll be hilarious to anyone who speaks russian
<0> You can send MMS' with their condoms
<0> Why?
<1> "samsung" sounds like "sam vsun" which in russian means "put it inside by yourself"
<1> ****ty translation but i can't do any better atm, barely awake
<0> I should go to bed too
<0> Otherwise tomorrow I'll give a conference while sleeping
<0> Not like I care, but people might
<1> heh i must finish reading this book or i'll never finish it, and i must sleep, there really something needs to be done with time, 24 hours is not enough :/
<0> True, true
<3> i am so lost with arrays
<3> i don't understand them at all
<0> Too bad
<1> and tbh i think we could handle a slower earth rotation(or what is it that makes it be 24 hours and not, for example, 48), cause over the evolution our bodies would get used to that, someone please find a source code for our solar system?
<3> Write and test a function that determines the largest diff. between two adjacent values in an array. --double diff(double y[], int inpts);
<4> stg that's not an array question, that's an algorithm one
<0> So ugly it looks like C
<3> its under the chapter in arrays
<4> maybe it's a **** book then
<3> i wrote a working program that was for comparing two values in arrays
<1> hmm, i understand arrays, but this code looks like gibberish to me :/
<0> What code, it's just a prototype
<4> *shrug* it should probably be a vector, anyway
<3> sorry, prototype
<3> only problem i have is every question i ask, i get answers that are way ahead of me
<3> and i'm like WTF?
<3> i'm a straight a student but C++ is f'n hard
<1> haha stg3 i have that too
<4> stg3 C++ is notoriously taught horribly
<1> i end up asking about everything i didn't understand in the answer
<0> C++ is very easy
<3> logics design, circuits 1, diff eqt's. ALL EASY
<3> but c++ is hard as hell
<0> You're a POF
<3> ?
<0> Let's get rid of you
<4> *shrug* C++ is power. not anyone should just be able to have power
<1> but yeah c++ is very easy, i should just take the book i'm reading and draw visual examples of whatever each chapter explains, whoop: learn c++ in nMinutes, minus the syntax :D
<3> okay, can i start with a basic question?
<3> can someone explain to me, in simple terms, what this is doing?
<3> for (i=0;i <= npts+1;npts++)
<4> terrible
<0> Overflow by 2
<3> it setting i to 0, if it is less then npts (the array size) than it adds one to npts
<4> if npts is the count, just test i < count
<0> Your code will go from [0] to [npts+1]
<0> Your array goes from [0] to [npts-1]
<1> if zero is less than array size, array expands?
<3> so its pretty much testing each and every I?
<1> did i understand correctly(hope not) or do i need sleep?
<3> its running through each element in the array?
<4> stg3 it's a loop, it tests i every iteration to decide whether to execute the loop body or not
<3> omg thank you rdragon
<4> if the condition is satisfied ( i < count ), then it executes. otherwise, it continues on
<0> int array[5], goes from [0] to [4], not from [0] to [6]
<0> </hint>
<4> stg3 get a book here: http://www.rudbek.com/books.html



<3> my book is C for engineers and scientis
<3> Delores M. Etter
<4> yeah, ****
<3> it is 100 pgs long
<0> Hahah
<3> tiny as hell
<4> accelerated C++ is 336
<1> nPages don't make a book good/bad/anything
<0> You found something worse than teach yourself in 21 days
<4> and it actually teaches C++, not C
<0> Congratulations
<3> and the book is not a normal size book, SMALL pages
<1> hahahaha ashe
<1> good one
<4> heh
<3> sorry, this is C++ for engineers
<3> ashe, u had a do it urself cl***?
<0> A what??
<3> teach urself cl***?
<3> ie: cl*** in a box
<1> calc bad_books
<5> bad_books = http://www.cs.technion.ac.il/users/yechiel/CS/BadBooksC+C++.html
<0> I didn't have any cl***, I don't even know C++, I'm just here to annoy people
<3> rofl
<4> no, he was referencing a crap book
<3> ohh okay
<4> 'teach yourself ___ in 21 days'
<4> like '___ for dummies'
<4> like '___ for ___'
<1> moment ill find how to call for that
<1> oh, nm, it must've got changed
<1> actually no..
<1> calc bad books
<5> bad books = We recommend _against_ books with any of the following in the title: idiots, dummies, teach, yourself, learn, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, weekend, tricks, guru, visually; or that mention a specific product or compiler. (Thanks to vawjr)
<0> Porn for pimps
<0> Excellent books
<1> oh here
<0> Plenty of pictures
<1> Ashe`, does it have a step-by-step tutorial on applying baby powder to your hands?
<1> :D
<0> I can send you one with my signature and a special word for you
<0> Like "I trust you'll become a great pimp, yours truly"
<0> Bah I don't wanna go "work" tomorrow
<0> Actually, "tomorrow" too, since it's 1:30am
<1> atleast you have a job
<0> Nah, I'm just faking it
<1> point being you get paid, i dont get paid :/
<3> so a for loop does the function until the condition is satisfied?
<1> or until it gets a break;
<0> for (initial stuff; condition to continue looping; stuff to do at each iteration) { body }
<3> for (int k=0; k<n; k++) || sum += x[k];
<3> Will that add each value in the array?
<3> until it reaches the array size, identified as n?
<0> ***uming || is a newline, why not
<3> yes
<3> lol
<0> There's std::accumulate, but ok
<3> std::accumulate?
<1> p***es during unsafe ***, yup, it does!
<0> I don't know c++, I'm just typing crap
<3> how do people not learn c++ but they know more than my month of studying it?
<1> stg3: good book vs bad book
<0> stg3: someone's whispering what to type in /msg
<1> ok, i'm lost too
<1> i don't understand the need for/use of/point of virtual functions
<3> ??
<3> saying this should be a private conversations?
<0> |Serp: so you can override them when deriving from the cl***
<1> oh
<1> you know, a week ago your answer would light one big "WTF" lamp in my head
<1> and now i actually understood it :D
<0> I just made that up anyway, I have no idea what a virtual function is
<3> most modest person i've seen on mirc ever
<1> that's true too!


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