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<rdragon-wrk> what are 'front buttons' ?
<MrAshe> What are the 2 front buttons?
<JBlitzen> R1 and R2
<rdragon-wrk> i didn't repeat, you did
<JBlitzen> R1 is fire, R2 is reload
<JBlitzen> R3 is zoom
<MrAshe> How's that front heh
<JBlitzen> I forgot how to switch weapons
<rdragon-wrk> jb has skeletal problems
<JBlitzen> Oh, hold R2 and direction pad
<JBlitzen> All very intuitive
<JBlitzen> Well, not direction pad, just R2 and the right stick, I think
<JBlitzen> The aim stick
<rdragon-wrk> how did BF1 compare?
<JBlitzen> bleh
<rdragon-wrk> was it crap?
<JBlitzen> I was surprised to see how much console games ****ed graphically and in gameplay compared to computer games
<JBlitzen> There is no BF1
<JBlitzen> Never was
<JBlitzen> BF1942 was a computer game
<JBlitzen> Then there was BF Vietnam on the computer
<JBlitzen> Then BF2
<rdragon-wrk> ah
<JBlitzen> Then BF2:MC for the console systems
<rdragon-wrk> gotcha
<JBlitzen> Soon there will be BF2142
<rdragon-wrk> heh
<JBlitzen> Really
<MrAshe> Should have made it 2149
<JBlitzen> That's just crazy talk
<IRR> Has anyone used threads in MSIL?
<Noidea> http://www.local6.com/news/9296581/detail.html
<Noidea> heh
<Noidea> $100 for a hitman
<Noidea> you can't even get a decent pair of shoes for that.
<JBlitzen> Drugs
<IRR> I think the problem started with the pet dog.
<IRR> Anyway, maybe the $100 rate was too tempting. They'll sue law enforcement for promoting crime.
<Noidea> drugs?
<IRR> Seems like one big happy family, the Jacksons.
<interax> hi guys, i constantly get told to get the book "accelerated C++", but the thing is is the book was written around 6 years ago, is it still good?
<rdragon-wrk> yes
<rdragon-wrk> get it.
<interax> thanks
<jbatista> vawAFKhome: Yo.
<PFloydMSQ> lol
<IRR> ?
<PFloydMSQ> reading
<PFloydMSQ> 6 * MrAshe hires a hitman to kill IRR
<jbatista> Ashe will do it European-style. He'll find some guy to stab you with a poisoned umbrella.
<Solamente> How they hangin', homies?
<jbatista> Word.
<Mark1988> Question - How do you get rich through Object oriented programming ?
<interax> you make programs
<interax> and sell them
<Mark1988> wrong
<Mark1988> Inheritance
<Mark1988> hehe :D
<interax> lol
<interax> sorry that was bad, i was laughing at how bad that joke was
<Mark1988> :P
<interax> what kind of for loop could i use in this code so it gives the user 10 chances to guess the number
<interax> http://rafb.net/paste/results/woNRnS58.html - im a newb right now
<jbatista> Solamente: "I explode like a bomb. No one is spared. My power is my m*** times the speed of light squared." MC Hawking.
<jbatista> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hawking
<peterhu> also a great voice on sea lab
<peterhu> good times
<peterhu> Solamente is the ****
<peterhu> saw an atlas presentation, pretty coolio
<jbatista> What's an atlas presentation?
<peterhu> atlas is a AJAX framework for ASP.NET 2.0
<peterhu> some spiffy server side control, ability to generate javascript web service proxies, a consistent client-side script programming model that abstracts away the browser
<peterhu> control = controls
<jbatista> "Javascript web service proxies"...
<jbatista> What are those?
<jbatista> I only ever messed with ASP once, and it was like ten years ago when I wrote a webcam control app. You could pan around by clicking on the image.
<peterhu> basically, you register a web service with a server side script manager control; this control generates a script file which a client can use to access the service
<jbatista> This guy who ran a pawn shop had built one and mounted it on the roof of his shop so that he could monitor it from home, or when visiting his family in Israel.
<peterhu> so basically MyService.Foo(arg, arg, arg, OnCompleteCallback)
<peterhu> the script gets generated from the wsdl, so if you do client side debugging, it's all typed
<peterhu> it's pretty slick
<jbatista> Anything vaguely like RPC?
<peterhu> RPC is soooo 1990s
<peterhu> XML! Web 2.0! AJAX! MAKETSPEAK!
<peterhu> MARKETSPEAK TOO!
<jbatista> Ooooh.
<jbatista> Anyway, sounds like RPC for Web apps.
<jbatista> Not that I ever messed with either.
<peterhu> that's essentially what a web service is, except the data is sent via xml SOAP packets
<peterhu> data / request
<jbatista> For some boggling reason, we have apps that run on DOS machines, so I get to code raw socket-based interfaces with the AIX box. It's so fun.
<jbatista> Probably the same reason we're expected to find high-volume thermal label printers for $200 each.
<jbatista> I determined that for $200, the printers will wear out in one year, during which they will require about 5 years of service.
<jbatista> But whatever. Mine is but to list the options. And complain.
<rdragon-wrk> yawn
<jbatista> I thought it was kind of funny.
<jbatista> rdragon-wrk: You revolutionize the world of FPS yet?
<jbatista> Because you won't get my $50 for anything less, buddy.
<jbatista> It's like a hole in your pocket. Obey the market, damn it.
<rdragon-wrk> yea, sure ;)
<rdragon-wrk> kinda tired actually
<rdragon-wrk> listening to am talk radio; JBlitzen would be proud
<jbatista> Politics are another thing I'm pretty tired of. One-way ticket to a brain aneurism.
<rdragon-wrk> hehe
<jbatista> At least politics with the general public, at any rate.
<jbatista> Hey, let's pick two opposing sides, both of which are wrong, and waste a vast amount of time completely missing the point. Repeat with every major issue.
<rdragon-wrk> lol
<JBlitzen> What point is being missed
<jbatista> JBlitzen: What day is it?
<JBlitzen> What point is being missed
<jbatista> Oil crisis. Is it Bush and the oil companies, or the terrorists?
<JBlitzen> What oil crisis
<jbatista> JBlitzen: See, there you go asking inconvenient questions.
<JBlitzen> There are anywhere from many to none, depending on how you go about it
<jbatista> Anyway, that's a good one.
<JBlitzen> I can understand how specificity might annoy you
<JBlitzen> Damnit
<jbatista> Doesn't bother me.
<JBlitzen> Three counties west of here they've been having thunderstorms all day
<JBlitzen> Here nada
<jbatista> What's wrong with that?
<JBlitzen> I like thunderstorms
<JBlitzen> I find life rather boring when there's not the imminent threat of a catastrophe
<peterhu> probably because you're a boring person living in a box
<JBlitzen> That's true
<jbatista> JBlitzen: I still say you should join the military.
<jbatista> Those guys shoot at stuff and they get to make ironic quips while flirting with death on a daily basis.
<JBlitzen> Nah
<JBlitzen> No money in it
<JBlitzen> And you have to take orders all the time
<jbatista> Then shoot for Special Forces.
<jbatista> Those guys are about as autonomous as you get.
<JBlitzen> Physical requirements are too high
<JBlitzen> And it's not as glamorous as it seems
<JBlitzen> Spend the majority of every year of your career overseas teaching Pakistanis to shoot straight and sitting in hills.
<JBlitzen> And you'd have to learn a few of the more difficult languages
<jbatista> Actually, regular officers make pretty decent money in wartime.
<JBlitzen> Sure, compared to enlisted
<JBlitzen> I'd have to reach Major to beat what I make now
<JBlitzen> And I don't make so much, relatively
<JBlitzen> Besides, once you get to major, the fun's pretty much over
<JBlitzen> Unless you're on SG-1, of course
<JBlitzen> :D
<jbatista> Bah.
<jbatista> It's Garbage that you're only happy when it rains.
<Solamente> JavaScript web service proxies.
<Solamente> Bah.
<Solamente> I wrote a framework for that 5 years ago.


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