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<0> can someone help me how do we convert 1AF base 16 into octal?
<1> yes calc.exe
<0> calc?
<2> Ever|asT
<2> I'm watching Elling.
<2> Oral Norwegian is *imposible* to understand
<2> I know how to write the words, but it's imposible to understand them when you pronounce it.
<2> You sound like a mix between French and German.
<2> I ****ing love your sprk :_D
<3> .asm push eax
<4> Ashe`: 50
<3> .asm mov eax, dword ptr [ebx]
<4> Ashe`: Invalid instructions, impossible to ***emble this code
<3> .asm mov eax, ebx
<4> Ashe`: 89D8



<5> heh
<5> wisebot isn't -that- smart, it seems.
<5> ?? asm
<4> toro: asm -> (***embly) A programming language which is a text representation of machine code (the language the computer speaks internally). Compilers simply translate their source language down to ASM level.
<4> toro: ASM -> Auxilary Storage Manager
<5> what's this channel site again?
<3> UPS
<5> ?? site
<4> I don't know, maybe you should ask my friend google?
<5> tell me, you wisebot.
<2> toro yesterday I watched Elling.
<2> I ****ing love the way your sprk sounds.
<5> woot :D
<5> Elling is a nice movie :)
<6> playing with homo***ual 15 aged girls.
<3> Talking about this, I now have 2 girlfriends
<6> You better stop playing with the pillow.
<3> Did I mention they both live with me?
<6> Or I'll start to emphasize my jealousy.
<3> Downside is:
<3> 14 feb: valentine
<3> 16 feb: birthday of unofficial gf
<3> 18 feb: birthday of official gf
<3> 20 feb: my birthday
<3> Can't people make babies at different dates
<2> isn't your official gf jealous?
<7> mh
<3> She's the one who started it
<3> But could I blame her? :D
<7> Ashe`: c'mon, you know some guys dont have girlfriends, you have to share ...
<2> you aren't a ****ing arab, you can't have two women.
<3> Why not?
<3> veins: you can take _exe
<7> mh
<7> who is _exe ?
<3> Btw I saw something on TV a while ago
<3> A guy
<3> With 3 "wives"
<7> oh damn
<3> And 43 kids!
<2> :_/
<3> And 2 of the "wives" are sisters
<7> lol
<6> haha
<7> ok this is a bit odd
<7> and sick
<2> Jesus.
<6> Now that bizarre.
<6> * 's.
<3> And they were filming when those people go to the supermarket heheh
<3> (of course none of them have jobs or anything)
<7> so some of the children are both brother/sister and cousin
<3> And the funniest is how it started
<3> The mom of the sisters
<3> Said "hmm, she can't find a boyfriend"
<3> (for the single sister)
<3> And the guy (who's the boyfriend of the other one that the time)



<3> Said "well, I can help"
<3> And the parents said ok
<7> heh
<3> And the sister too
<7> like a job interview
<7> sortof
<3> Gotta love primitive people
<3> Anyway they get like 4000 euros/month from aids
<6> AIDS?.
<3> Not that kind
<3> Money from the state, cause they're unemployed
<6> What is it? A subsidy?.
<3> It's probably not much for almost 50 people
<7> lol
<6> Right, and they have 43 children to feed.
<7> <3> Not that kind
<7> haha
<3> Still, the older ones look retarded
<3> And the dad will probably make babies to those too
<3> Heheh
<7> hehe
<3> Btw the sisters said they wanted to make at least 10 more
<3> (babies)
<7> mh
<6> What interests me the most, is how are you going to try to get those children not to badtouch each other
<3> They must badtouch
<7> trying to what ?
<3> => more money from the state
<6> They're revolutionaries some way or another.
<2> Ashe` you could end that way, more or less.
<3> It'll be a miracle if I have more than 1 kid
<3> And none of my gfs have sisters
<3> So who cares
<3> + the unofficial one will probably leave at some point so who cares
<6> "PROBABLY LEAVE"
<3> What?
<2> God, I can't believe you have two gfs.
<6> Dating more than one girl is incredible.
<3> I know
<3> Especially since I didn't ask for anything
<6> Even if they are concerned about the situation.
<3> (TCA?)
<2> Haha
<6> That's the highest, not a higher
<3> Funny thing is they study in the same school/cl***
<7> intelligent design :-)
<3> I guess it's simpler for the homeworks
<3> Even if technically they both miserably failed the january exams
<3> :D
<7> someone smart had to design your situation
<6> I wonder what the reason would be? ;-)
<2> Was your girlfriend who told you to get another gf?
<3> Nah it was before the "event"
<6> But you better persuade your muses to start liking each other
<6> (licking?)
<7> lol
<7> no no
<7> he must persuade them to compete with each other
<7> more things to gain that way :)
<2> It would be funny if they become lesbian and leave him.
<7> haha
<7> that only happens in movies ;-)
<2> Well, having two gfs only happens in movies too.
<7> nah, got many friends who had two gf's at the same time
<7> but i have to admit that none had girlfriends that knew the existence of each other
<7> this is maestria :-)
<8> Gah, 2 gfs = messed up Wifi
<8> [17:29.35] <@Mikkey> (licking?)
<8> [17:29.42] <+veins> lol
<8> [17:29.48] <3> My gf invited my (unofficial) gf
<8> [17:29.54] <3> And she told me about it
<8> [17:29.59] <3> SO I'M NOT THE ONE TO BLAME
<7> mh


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