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<0> hah!
<0> they call those "spam hosts" don't they?
<1> uhuh :p
<2> yea
<2> or that I just can use a certain email address thats fine as well
<1> silly teapot
<2> so I can put a little form on my site although its fine I guess if I just place my email address
<2> SiD3WiNDR: well well
<2> whats silly?
<2> maybe your willy?
<1> hey you don't be silly put a condom on your willy!
<1> yeyea yeyea yeaa
<2> soon work is over
<2> im paid to read your bull****
<2> ha
<0> everyone got a nip of scots whiskey lined up for after work?



<2> sure
<2> but I dont do that anymore
<0> It be Robbie Burns Day.
<0> Scotch and haggis
<2> I cant drink and be with collegues :)
<2> I start to talk ****
<0> heh
<2> ever more then ussual
<0> well at least you recognize it.
<2> practice makes perfect
<0> most people (mistakenly I might add) think they get smarter when they drink.
<0> "A'hm show mush mohr el... el... eloquench when ahm jrunk."
<2> :)
<3> i may not be smarter
<3> but im more imaginative and productive
<0> I was talking about booze, not pot :)
<3> same
<3> i don't do drugs
<4> he drinks excessively though, so he still fits in here
<3> erf
<3> i don't drink excessively, i drink enough ;)
<4> .quote archeron [Archeron] most people (mistakenly I might add) think they get smarter when they drink.
<5> quote stored
<4> .quote veins [veins|html] i don't drink excessively, i drink enough ;)
<5> quote stoned
<3> lol
<3> stoned :)
<0> heh
<0> .quote veins
<5> [06:39pm] <chehad_g> that compile is hot ... no warning ... any girl would fall for that
<0> .quote veins
<5> <veins|dep> non mais !
<0> .quote veins
<5> <veins> i got plenty of things to say
<3> lol
<3> you know
<3> it would have been fun to add dates to quotes
<3> p`u [06:39pm] <chehad_g> that compile is hot ... no warning ... any girl would fall for that
<5> ok, veins|html
<3> that must be at least two or three years old :)
<0> has p`u been around that long?
<0> I remember when this channel started... pretty slim...
<4> that was about 3 girlfriends ago , in veins-time
<0> me Azer and veins.
<3> xine: doubtful :)
<0> that was almost 6 years ago.
<3> Archeron: over 6 years
<3> two years before i started school
<3> over two years before i started school
<3> (i started 5 years ago)
<3> so that makes between 7 and 8 years :p
<4> okay okay, 15 girlfriends ago in veins-time
<3> xine: i only had 2 girlfriends in the last five years
<0> One was Palmela Handerson... who was the other? :)
<4> :)
<6> hi all
<6> Something strange here, I just created a .htaccess file to redirect any 404 error messages to a specific URL. This works fine if it can't find a file with the extension *.html... but if I test it by typing a random incorrect filename with the extention *.php, the custom error 404 message does not work. This is the code I've used in my .htacess file: ErrorDocument 404 http://www.cheese.com
<6> Anyone seen that before?
<7> datimi si mie un scaner
<7> aveti ?



<8> greetings from germany... any1 still not sleeping @ this time here?
<8> 'cause i need a tip, howto conf my apache 1.3... there is something, which i don't understand....
<9> which is?
<8> i know, the <files>-"tag"
<8> when i disallow the phpinfo.php, i cannot access it...
<8> but i like to access it over my user_dir....
<8> i'm going 2 private for pasting some config lines...
<9> your order is wrong
<9> Order deny,allow
<9> Deny from all
<9> Allow from
<9> ..
<9> would be correct..
<8> is there a problem, when i first disallow the phpinfo.php file globally
<8> and try to allow it it a /home/$myusername/public_html/ directory?
<8> 'cause i updated the config, but it don't works... :/
<9> did you restart apache?
<9> did you read error_log?
<9> doy ou have a url i can try?
<8> i did!
<9> error_log?
<8> http://h3122.serverkompetenz.net/~ddr
<8> choose the phpinfo.php file
<9> ok it denies me, what does error_log say when you try to load it?
<8> error_log says nothing, but access log meand error-codes = access not allowed
<9> not the browser error... error_log
<9> error log says nothing?
<9> that isnt right, a 403 will be logged
<8> exactly!
<8> it is logged in the access_log..
<9> only the request and the 403 code..
<9> error log will say why
<8> but i cannot find anything in the error_log...
<9> hum
<9> do you see my attempt?
<9> 171-118-237-24.gci.net
<8> can u re-do it again... i just started the tail..
<9> done
<8> crazy, i can just c the standard apache messages, but not ur access!
<8> huh???
<9> in httpd.conf find "LogLevel
<9> what is it set to
<8> mom
<9> your mom!
<8> :)
<8> warn
<8> loglevel=warn
<9> hum, change to LogeLevel Info
<9> save,restart
<9> loglevel...
<8> ok, cfg updated and restarted...
<8> tail is also running...
<9> did any info enter error_log when you restarted?
<9> and does my IP show now
<8> on private:
<8> could not see something like ur ip...
<9> hmm
<9> when you restarted apache, a start msg should have arrived in error_log
<8> moment pls, chking it...
<8> on private... restart recognized...
<9> heh
<9> thats what you get
<9> welcome bacl
<9> bacK
<8> :)
<9> is that your IP in taht log?
<8> `think so
<9> does mine show yet?
<8> yeap
<9> its a 24. Ip
<8> hostname=lappi-xp.no-ip.org
<8> 24ip???
<9> 24.xxx.xxxx
<9> 24.237.118.171


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