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<0> what would be the best way to redirect a vhos tto another site? .htaccess? meta redir in index.html? or is there a way in apache2 to do it in the actual vhost file?
<1> .apachedoc redirect url
<2> redirect(mod_alias) url: http://httpd.apache.org/docs-2.0/mod/mod_alias.html#redirect
<3> 'afternoon, twkm.
<1> howdy danq.
<3> how goes it
<1> it goes. well enough actually. how about you?
<4> heh such enthusiasm
<5> what is this, http://www.securityfocus.com/bid/15762/info :(
<5> and how the **** does a cracker use it?
<6> doesn't really matter, cause the latest version is safe
<7> heh
<7> google has answers to that
<7> "A memory leak in MPM "worker.c" when handling certain aborted connections may be exploited to cause a DoS."
<7> Solution:
<7> Update to version 2.0.55.



<7> http://httpd.apache.org/download.cgi
<6> Solution: buy more ram
<6> http://newegg.com
<7> joy
<7> Protesters swipe Olympic torch in Italy
<8> ok
<8> azer
<8> can you help me please ?
<8> very easy
<7> yes
<8> can you tell me which diplomas you get in US
<8> and to which year after high school they correspond ?
<8> and also
<8> do you say a bachelor of computer science or in computer science ?
<8> i wrote 'in'
<8> but i have a doubt
<9> either is acceptable
<9> i think it's more appropriate to say 'of'
<9> typically a degree is 4-5 years of schooling after high school (12th grade)
<9> i figured i'd answer for azer since he is obviously an uneducated ****er
<9> :)
<7> bastid
<8> lol
<8> a degree ?
<9> degree == diploma
<8> ok
<8> i had one after three years
<8> one after four years
<9> well then you are what we call "a freak"
<8> and im getting one when i finish my fifth year
<8> i know how they are called in french
<9> hmm
<8> but not the equivalent names in english
<9> might be that you are getting something similar to a masters degree
<8> in french its:
<8> bachelor
<9> but i can't say that for sure
<8> maitrise
<8> master
<9> yeah
<9> sounds like a masters
<8> there's a difference between master and masters ?
<9> masters degress in the states are typically 5-7 years of schooling after HS
<9> no same thing
<8> ok then its not the same
<8> mmh
<8> ok
<8> what do lawyers have ?
<7> ***ociate, doctorate, masters, bachelors
<7> i think is the order
<9> ***ociate should be under bachelor i would think
<9> ***ociates are like 2 year degrees for trades and ****
<9> aren't they?
<7> yea, its low to high in order
<9> haha
<7> or am i wrong
<8> i think you are
<9> veins: typically you go to college after HS for a number of years to get your bachelors. After that you typically take 2 more years of schooling to achieve a Masters, and after that another 2 years to hit doctorate
<9> those numbers can change depending on field of study though
<7> ha i am all wrong. neat
<8> hum



<8> this makes my resume writing a bit more complex :-)
<8> im supposed to write equivalent degrees
<9> if i were you i'd just say that you have a masters :P
<8> which seems not to be doable
<9> after you get your 2nd
<7> ***ociates, Bachelors, Masters, Doctoral
<7> is that better
<9> your 3 year degree is probably equivalent to a bachelors, your 5 year degree is likely equivalent to a masters
<8> then what the 4th degree equivalent to ?
<9> 4th degree?!
<8> yeah
<8> here we have something that's called "une maitrise"
<8> that's what the lawyers get too
<9> how many years of school is that?
<8> 4 years sorry
<8> not 4th degee
<9> list your degrees in order
<9> lowest to highest
<8> brevet, bac (which you get when you quit high school)
<9> .translate fr en maitrise
<8> licence (2 years after high school)
<2> maitrise
<8> bachelor (3 years after high school)
<8> maitrise (4 years after high school)
<8> master (5 years after high school)
<9> well whack
<8> doctorat (3 years after you start it)
<8> .translate en fr maitrise
<9> that sounds a lot more structured than how the american system works really
<2> maitrise
<8> .translate en fr master
<2> matre
<8> maybe its maitrise too ?
<8> :-)
<9> just say you have a bachelor and are studying for your master
<7> grab one of those online degrees and you'll be set
<7> something from mexico
<9> hehe
<8> im not studying for my master !
<8> im done in ten days
<9> well then just say you have your master!
<9> heh
<9> who cares about the maitrise then
<9> .tr en fr toilet paper
<9> .tr en en I am useless
<2> koran
<9> haha
<4> hum, what to break tonight
<9> faces
<8> master of c.s ?
<8> master in c.s. ?
<9> of
<8> can you read .doc files ?
<8> http://www.skreel.org/~veins/resume-en.doc
<10> mother ****er I wish I'd thought of this
<10> http://ill****inghostit.com/
<10> that's an evniable domain
<11> nice
<10> veins|zZzZ,
<10> f4g
<9> haha
<9> digs == emo?
<9> speaking of emo kids, hi Azer
<4> hey
<12> ...
<12> big***url.com isn't taken yet i don't think
<13> ok I'm shocked this one isn;t taken: BIG***GURL.COM
<14> hi
<14> i need help with errordocument
<14> it seems to work for errordocument 401 but not for errordocument 404. anyone knows y that might be?
<4> some browsers and 404 require them to be a certain size
<14> ive read that ie needs > 512bytes but mine is 7,277 bytes so that cant be. besides im trying this on firefox
<4> but it may be more than that, have you read error_log
<14> no!


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