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<0> hello...i just tried to use an .htaccess redirect to redirect to another site, but it gave an error that said i dont have access to /
<1> so?
<0> any idea what i should do to get a redirect working?
<0> i dont have access to dns or registrar, and would rather not have to wait for a hop and reload
<1> what makes you think it isn't working?
<0> i didnt claim it wasnt working, i made the statement implying that it wasnt giving me the desired behavior of redirecting to another site
<0> if it isnt forwarding to the other site then it isnt working (as i would like it to) and i dont know what i need to do to have it achieve that...
<1> perhaps it is redirecting to the other site, and it is the other site that is telling you to **** off?
<0> i was using "Redirect /<path to website/ http://new website/"
<0> i thought of that...and tried http://new website/index.html
<0> but dont know what i would need to do to get it to work properly
<1> perhaps the new web site hates people redirecting to it?
<0> hmm..ok...well...what are my options/how can i resolve that?
<1> contact the other site, see if that is the case and ask what to do to be allowed.
<1> a redirect in an access file needs to take into account that path stripping takes place.
<2> :)



<3> ... good old X
<4> .head http://www.freeone3000.be:8080/
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/2.0.55 (Debian) mod_python/3.1.3 Python/2.3.5 PHP/5.1.2-1 mod_perl/2.0.2 Perl/v5.8.7
<6> .head lab.skreel.org
<5> 200 Ok
<5> Server: eoz/0.0.3 [OpenBSD/i386 (3.8)] (uptime: 14285 seconds)
<6> prefork-poll model :)
<5> yoga booty ballet!!
<6> anyone bored ?
<6> common, nobodsy is bored ?
<7> lo all
<8> .head www.perrier.com
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0
<8> france servers are gay
<8> .head france.fr
<5> 500 Can't connect to france.fr:80 (Bad hostname 'france.fr')
<8> .head meteo.fr
<5> 500 Can't connect to meteo.fr:80 (Bad hostname 'meteo.fr')
<7> .head ****france.com
<5> 500 HTTP timeout
<7> .head epsylon.org
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/1.3.33
<8> :)
<8> .head thenakedprogrammer.com
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/1.3.33 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.8.22 OpenSSL/0.9.7d VDB/1.1.1
<8> pimp
<8> too much wanna be biatches in the world T0aD
<7> ?
<9> haha
<9> ?
<9> what is that
<9> lol
<7> ig00r shut up
<7> :)
<9> ok
<7> thanks.
<9> no problem
<9> can i talk to you on private toad
<7> of course not
<7> feel free to talk to X instead
<10> :)
<9> haha
<9> you are so funny :(
<7> i know
<7> my gf is telling me that everytime
<9> so and i
<7> and mr_tea's gf as well
<7> :)
<9> lol
<9> how old are you
<7> 47
<8> my gf thinks T0aD has a short ****
<9> you lie
<7> yes
<9> haha



<9> lol
<7> toad has a big ****
<7> come on
<9> big cock
<8> a big **** in his mouth yea
<8> give it back T0aD
<7> ig00r: watch your language
<9> macedonian
<8> T0aD: dont lie about your age on irc
<8> and dont lie about your penis size
<7> ok im 15
<8> thats more like it
<7> and im eunuch..
<8> T0aD is the white mother****er of apache channel
<7> thks.
<7> nigga
<8> you are welcome
<8> I aint no nigga you cheap whore
<9> nigga
<9> lol
<8> I am a byeotch
<9> tell some free host with php and apache support
<8> ig00r: what about www.microsoft.com/freehosting
<7> and whats about http://epsylon.org/ ?
<9> for ASP
<8> epsylon aint free
<9> i dont think so
<8> epsylong haunts its customers
<8> putaing
<10> macedonian lamer
<10> :)
<8> what is this all lately in apache?
<8> T0aD: you lost control
<7> yeah
<7> epsylon.org will soon expires
<8> I will park it no worries
<7> thx :)
<7> ***hole :)
<8> for my friend everything!
<11> how to set permissions for my directory in apache root folder... if I want that folder to be accessed only by my php script...
<12> .head lab.skreel.org
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/1.3.29 (Unix) PHP/5.0.4 mod_ssl/2.8.16 OpenSSL/0.9.7g
<12> .head lab.skreel.org/eoz/
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/1.3.29 (Unix) PHP/5.0.4 mod_ssl/2.8.16 OpenSSL/0.9.7g
<12> .head gen2.wootgnu.org
<5> 200 OK
<5> Server: Apache/2.0.55 (Gentoo) mod_ssl/2.0.55 OpenSSL/0.9.7i PHP/5.0.5-pl5-gentoo with Hardening-Patch
<12> 14.9/1024
<5> 14.9/1024 = .0145507812
<12> 69x0.14
<12> .help
<5> Help categories: network, commands, speech, data, ****, status_commands, nonsense, util, misc, aliases, networking, communication
<12> .help data
<5> Commands under data: memodelete, anonprivnote, date, yesterdayurls, ignore, memusage, unignore, timezone, privanonnote, lasturl, uriunescape, showmemo, time, maindebug, uriescape, birthday, set, delet
<5> ememo, country, info, 8ball, eightball, version, airport, cachestats, statuscode, todayurls, getdata, bench, getmultipledataindex, gimpping, circular_check, zodiac, trigger, areacode, symdump, reload,
<5> get, ungimpping, iawrapper, modhashtest, memo, countrycode, tinyurl
<4> .calc
<4> is that what you're looking for
<12> .calc
<5> =
<12> .help calc
<5> No help found for 'calc'
<4> .calc 2*4
<5> 2*4 = 8
<12> 73*0.14
<5> 73*0.14 = 10.22
<12> ok..
<12> gprs costs 0.14kr/min with a max of 9kr/day
<12> so i only loose irc-time by quitting..
<12> no money. :P
<12> whats the raw command for /mode g1dzz0r +x ?


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