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<0> dravine ?
<1> what?
<0> why did you bann me ?
<1> because you don't listen for ****
<1> now piss off
<0> GO **** YOURSELF ****FACE



<1> hahahah
<2> hmm.. im trying to get a d-link bluetooth dongle to work in gentoo..
<2> arrgh!
<2> intelligence! i set my system clock while i compile kernel.
<2> thats pure stupidity!
<3> lol Gidzz0r lol
<4> hello all. i was sent here because i need some help with the .htaccess file on my server. i have a site, its currently setup so that if you go to any random page on the server that does not exist it shoes a 200 result code, not a 404 error code. i need help making it so that it will be a 404 error code. can anyone help?
<5> normally apache would return a 404.
<5> what did you do that prevents that? rewrite or errordocument are most likely.
<4> there is a rewrite in my .htaccess file
<4> but its not for errors
<4> its for the type of url displayed
<4> so how can i make 404 appears?
<5> remove your rewrite.
<4> anything else i can do to leave the rewrites there?
<5> fix them.
<4> hello?
<2> fix them version 0.2
<4> what do you mean?
<2> fix your rewrite rules!
<4> RewriteEngine on
<4> RewriteRule ^(.*\.html) categories_seo.php?data=$1
<4> RewriteRule ^(.*\.htm) product_info_seo.php?data=$1
<4> that is currently what it is set 2
<2> your rewriting all *.htm requests i guess..
<2> even those that doesnt exist
<2> (but im only guessing)
<2> im a suxxor at rewrite rules



<4> hmmm
<5> so fix your php's to respond with 404 when appropriate.
<4> i dont know how
<5> then there is nothing that can be done.
<6> hello, is anyone available to ***ist with a LFS under apache question ?
<7> skello just ask the question..
<6> ok, does apache 2.0.54 have LFS ?
<6> if yes how can i check if it's compiled with LFS and if it isn't what can i do to activate it please ?
<7> apache 2.2.0 does.
<7> i actually dont know the answer for 2.0.5x
<6> ok, thanks :)
<8> Boobies!!seen prole
<7> p`u your're insane
<9> 1.3.34: my isp has automatic index.html generation disabled by default, how can i turn it on for a particular directory?
<9> at the mo if i http://the/directory i get a 403
<10> hey wolife
<10> .dict doodle
<8> doodle
<8> n : an aimless drawing [syn: {scribble}, {scrabble}]
<8> v : make a doodle; draw aimlessly
<7> hello people
<11> hi guys, i run a server that hosts videoclips being accessed from windows media player alot. i have different values on how much bw it uses from awstats, apache and mrtg. why does "total traffic" in server-status represent a significantly lower number than anything else?
<11> (the part about videoclips refering to the fact that the mediaplayer makes some kind of pseudo-streaming only accessing parts of the file, still shows up as a full request in the logfiles ...)
<2> cause the counter gets reset after a couple of GB
<11> heh
<11> thats was easy
<2> well it ****s too..
<11> you dont happen to know of any good programs to monitor the bw usage divided per ip address accessing? preferably on a lower level than parsing logfiles
<2> have never been into bwlimiting..
<11> ntop seems todo what i want
<11> thanks


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