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<0> *buzz*
<1> Gidzz0r: you are biatch
<1> im off to do biatch things in this town! I got a shirt on man, showing my flat stomach
<1> im looking like a pimp!
<1> hell yea!
<1> trainings pay off ;)
<1> mota****ers
<2> Question. Does anyone have any links that gives a "good" example on the Apache dynamic virtual hosting via mod rewrite? The Apache description has an example but does not explain how it works.
<3> did you look at the rewrite guide?
<3> http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/misc/rewriteguide.html



<2> Thanks.. been trying to set one up for a few days and looking for more documentation.
<1> oh
<4> Hey, I just installed php5 do I need to uninstall php4 now?
<5> anyone awake ? anyone can tell me a little something about php scripts ?
<3> such as?
<3> the php.net web site probably has a useful introduction.
<5> how do i add uptime.php into my index.php site.. i have both sites up and running but, cant find the syntax
<3> index.php isn't a site.
<5> guessing its something like "include:www.path.com/scripts/uptime.php"
<5> not ? hm, i have a site named index.php
<5> it works too
<5> no index.html there
<3> that isn't a site, that is a page.
<5> ah, okok
<5> stil, u know the syntax ?
<3> nope.
<3> see http://www.php.net/docs for a list of functions and how to use them.
<3> at a guess what you'll want is include("uptime.php"), though that's a total wag.
<5> total wag ?
<5> like in weak ?
<5> u have other suggestions ?
<3> total wild-***ed guess.
<3> other suggestion: read the web site i linked to.
<5> in index.php, <?php require("scripts/uptime.php"); ?>
<5> this was the answer
<3> sheesh. like i could have guessed that!
<6> Hi everybody
<3> moo.
<1> .head betkl***.com
<7> 200 OK
<7> Server: Apache/2.0.52 (CentOS)
<1> whats centos hehe
<1> sounds l33t
<3> a rebuild of rhel.
<1> oh no
<1> oh my god
<1> ;)
<1> I want to work for them!
<8> is there an alternative to .htaccess for apache running on windows? or a way to use the mod_rewrite module?
<3> edit the apache configuration file.



<8> yes.. thanks.. i didnt notice the allowoverride
<9> lo all
<10> can you help me with a rewrite rule that adds 0 after every url ending in / ?
<1> .head dorobet.com
<7> 500 Can't connect to dorobet.com:80 (Bad hostname 'dorobet.com')
<1> .head dorobet.de
<7> 500 Can't connect to dorobet.de:80 (Bad hostname 'dorobet.de')
<1> :(
<11> how do I make a rewrite rule to redirect page_name.html to script.php?name=page_name ?
<3> why do you want to do that?
<1> to pimp it up of courze!
<11> yeah
<1> hell yea!
<11> well..?
<1> well what?
<11> well... how
<12> http://httpd.apache.org/dev/dist/CHANGES_1.3
<13> .head thenakedprogrammer.com
<7> 200 OK
<7> Server: Apache/1.3.33 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.8.22 OpenSSL/0.9.7d VDB/1.1.1
<14> .head www.skreel.org
<7> 200 Ok
<7> Server: eoz/0.0.7 [OpenBSD/i386 (3.9)] (uptime: 282323 seconds)
<14> hell yeah bitch
<14> :-)
<13> :)
<13> .head tosseboll.mine.nu
<7> 200 OK
<7> Server: Apache/2.0.54 (Fedora)
<13> hows the master going veins_ ?
<14> ?
<13> you were studying for a master?
<14> well i got an internship to finish
<14> i got my master
<13> ha :)
<13> well done!
<14> i got a bachelor and a master
<13> maybe I enroll nyself into a master course here at univ
<13> if I can get a ****ing day job
<13> shiftjob suxx *** if you want to study
<14> :)
<13> did you had to pay a lot to study for a master?
<14> yeah
<13> more then 2000 euros a year?
<14> yeah
<14> about 7000 euros
<14> but im in a private school
<13> annually?


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