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<0> A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.
<1> :-O
<1> mr. Azer, thats not good literature :P
<0> :)
<0> religion makes people weak...
<0> Dozens of children have fainted, apparently because of m*** hysteria, after school authorities in Nepal killed a snake, considered as sacred by many Hindus..
<0> and then, some people are just stupid..
<0> A woman shot her husband in the back after he killed her pet chicken..
<2> geez
<2> a chicken as a pet ?
<2> they should of got it cooked !
<0> maybe thats what he wanted to do
<3> hello, I have portuguese channels by cable and want to stram them on internet, in piracy, with grant that nobody will know my identity neither put down my streaming website. what would be the better approach?
<3> #hackers Cannot send to channel
<4> you're welcome, jumik.



<3> stream
<0> good idea
<5> LMAO @ jumik
<0> bang!
<6> I'm bored.
<7> aw
<6> :/
<6> I need a project.
<8> hi
<8> ha
<9> p`u: !
<10> mr_tea: !
<11> ello
<10> |kr|: o/
<11> hva s ?
<10> hej
<10> :>
<11> gr det godt ?
<10> joda
<10> smider p fint.. :>
<11> hva gr du og laver ?
<10> hmm.. laver vet jag inte vad det betyder..
<11> laver = doing
<11> what are you doing
<10> ah! im just sitting here and trying to wake up
<11> i know the fealing
<11> i use coffee and pancakes
<10> ahh i should at least use coffee..
<11> have you ever seen the tv series West Wing ?
<10> no i dont think so
<11> i just startet last night, im way done with season 1
<10> hmm.. whats it about?
<9> hi Gidzz0r
<9> what kind of leet speak are you talking Gidzz0r
<11> its a series about an administration at the white house
<10> ahh! its with that woman as president?
<11> now
<11> no
<10> oh..
<11> thats a new one
<9> Gidzz0r: = n00b
<10> mr_tea = suxorrage
<9> :)
<11> |kr| = bad *** at doing nothing all day long and still getting payed
<10> haha mr_tea wtf are you doing? Sitting and monitoring our convo here?
<9> im the censorship for apache
<9> im the new Xineann
<9> soon I will kick ban you
<10> mr_tea: you are much more of a biatch then xineann
<11> im off, im so tired after breakfest that ill take a nap
<9> thank you
<9> kr good rest!
<9> SIESTA
<10> gl with that |kr| ! :>
<9> gl?
<9> Gidzz0r: you are full of ****
<9> sms language



<10> ok mr_tea we all know you cant understand short versions of words..
<9> yes thats my forte
<10> a little too advanced for you
<10> :<
<9> tzing
<10> touche!
<9> this leet wlan goes 400 kb/sec
<9> .dict forte
<4> forte
<4> adj : used chiefly as a direction or description in music; "the
<4> forte p***ages in the composition" [syn: {loud}] [ant:
<4> {piano}]
<4> n 1: an ***et of special worth or
<4> (truncated)
<9> hows the day at sweden Gidzz0r ?
<10> sunny it seems!
<10> the temp stnds on 22 degrees C but i doubt its correct
<9> I think the temp is correct but you are wrong
<10> the sensor is in the sun
<9> will y00 go h0me with the bus?
<9> I need r00t
<10> i AM home
<10> i got me home with a cl***mate living longer away
<10> he had a citroen C5
<10> comfortable car
<9> oh nice he is leet
<9> you are not so leet
<9> another proof of your n00bnyness
<10> ?
<9> that you dont have a car
<9> im the ubern00b and I dont have a car
<9> smurf
<10> eheh
<10> ok..
<10> but i might get me a nice little fux-o-mobile soon..
<9> whats a fux o mobile ?
<10> a old crappy car..
<9> a saab
<9> or those 3 wheeled vehicules...
<10> saabs are often crappy yes..
<10> rusty also..
<10> http://wiki.wootgnu.org/doku.php?id=test
<10> would that work?
<10> hmm.. i could try my self
<10> neh..
<12> lo all
<7> hi
<12> hello BarkerJr
<9> hi T0aD bitch
<12> hi slut :)
<9> since you are I can leave
<9> im 2nd line now btw hahhaha
<12> freaky
<10> lol
<10> "freaky" was the word
<10> :P
<13> hey what's that apache fork called?
<13> pez or some **** like that...
<13> xen
<13> i dunno
<14> Hello everybody
<14> i'm getting an error on my log files that reads: PHP Warning: (null)(): Failed opening 'U:\\root\\to\\Andr\xc3\xa9s Calamaro (Various)\\index.php'
<14> i understand that should go to something like Andres (e accent aigu)
<14> but instead i get a 403 error message
<15> can anyone tell me how i should install php so that the php_sapi_name() function could return 'apache' ?
<15> ?????
<15> plssss help me
<15> it's pretty urgent


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