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<0> .head 171.65.103.158
<0> bah
<1> anyone know how I could set ulimits for apache, and all the cgi's that apache runs?
<1> mainly looking at cpu time, im having users eat up cpu cycles with ****ty cgi scripts
<2> how many users are on the box?
<2> and what OS are you using?
<1> about 50 users, and linux, finding and removing the scripts isnt an issue, I just want to prevent it from happening again, because by the time i notice theres an issue, the machines load is already at 100 and i can barely log in
<2> yeah
<2> bsd has a tendancy to let you log in and be responsive regardless of system load
<1> linux needs that =/
<2> you could set apache's nice value lower
<2> yeah
<2> linux desperately needs better process management
<1> its so easy to fork bomb/overload a linux machine with minimal access



<1> I was hoping that just throwing a ulimit into the apachectl could help the issue, at least for run away cgi's
<1> although i dont know how that would affect the apache processes themselves
<2> http://and.sourceforge.net/
<2> that might be of use
<2> auto nice daemon
<1> hrm, interesting, i'll check it out, thanks
<2> sure
<1> although moving to bsd wouldnt have a half bad idea at all
<2> no
<2> I think it would be more than half good honestly
<2> I love linux, but as a desktop OS
<2> bsd>linux on servers
<2> especially for webserving and db's
<1> I cant stand linux as a desktop, but im starting to hate it as a server aswell
<2> what distro did you use for desktop use?
<1> i used all sorts of flavours for years, slack, debian, redhat, fedora, ubuntu...a workstation should _just work_...something linux doesnt do :P
<2> I suppose it would depend on what you do for work
<1> although i guess that depends heavily on what you use your workstation for....mine is just a tool
<1> opinions on bsd flavours? for webservers?
<3> freebsd
<2> yeah
<1> sweet
<1> figured as much
<2> I don't need much out of a workstation
<2> web browser, email, music player, code etitor
<2> windows was too ****ing ****ty for me to get any work done in it
<3> yes i do need to setup a box to do this php thing on dravine
<3> i hate linux though
<3> it makes me feel dumb
<1> lol
<3> i should just setup a fbsd station with x and gnome
<2> try mac osx some time
<2> if you want to feel dumb
<2> digs
<2> desktopbsd.org
<3> ohhhh yeah
<2> dumb***
<3> i havent played with that yet
<2> ;)
<3> :)
<3> but i will in T-3 hours
<2> right on
<3> brb coffee
<2> I haven't used it yet
<2> no time to redo my box
<3> hopefully it does just what i want...
<2> it's bsd with x and KDE
<3> gets x working and gnome on a bsd platform
<3> ohhh kde is fine too
<2> well, gnome is pretty easy to install if you need it
<3> just anything with gui
<3> yeah
<3> anything is easy to install on bsd
<2> yeah
<2> I prefer gnome to kde
<2> but they really are on par lately
<3> it will be great to have all the things i am used to having setup like apache but with kde over it so i can learn to develp php pages
<3> most people prefer gnome thats why i use it... but i like kde
<3> brb coffee
<3> ..
<3> hehe



<2> settings in gnome are more to the point
<2> seems like KDE has a checkbox, radio, slider, or input field for about every option you could immagine
<2> even if only 2% of the users will ever need that
<2> it's cool to have the ability, but it makes finding that one thing you do want to change that should just be in your face harder to find
<4> Gidzz0r
<4> stop ****ing with p`u
<4> you've been warned
<5> .dict skype
<6> No definitions found for skype
<6> But I think skype is forbidden in europe
<2> verboten!
<2> www.skype.com
<7> forbidden in europe? :p
<2> I think that's crap
<2> maybe ****ing .ru
<5> .head www.gidzz0r.be
<6> 500 Can't connect to www.gidzz0r.be:80 (connect: Invalid argument)
<5> .head gidzz0r.be
<6> 500 Can't connect to gidzz0r.be:80 (connect: Invalid argument)
<5> mmmm
<5> dravine: it should be forbidden
<5> and skype is losing market share bigtime
<5> I hate skype its layout...
<2> eh
<2> whatever
<5> it screams when you run it
<5> gaim is much better :) but it doesnt support voice
<2> I just like that I can make free calls anywhere in the world for free
<5> we use skype at the office
<5> :-/
<5> I like the idea of free calls :-)
<2> I only use cellphones
<2> and skype
<5> :)
<5> I only use my ***
<2> cost me $65 once for a 5 minute call to france
<2> on a cell phone
<5> nice nice
<2> there's this beverage brand here 'Sobe'
<2> someone told me that in french, it was a vile swear word
<5> .dict sobe
<6> No definitions found for sobe
<2> http://www.sobebev.com/
<2> anyway, I didn't believe the fag, so I went into #france and asked some bitches for their number,
<2> and they gave me it heh, so I called and asked what it meant, since I needed to pronounce it so they could hear how it was said
<2> I was right but that's about the most I've ever spent trying to prove it
<5> and is it a word?
<5> I never heard of the word sobe
<5> sobe putaing
<2> So Be
<2> it's just the brand name
<2> I don't think it's an actual word
<5> so be a putaing
<5> toad speaks french :-)
<5> you could have done it for free
<2> this was years ago
<2> I was in high school
<5> and toad is not such a reliable source anyway
<2> no
<2> god damn slovak pecker head
<8> .head mazafaka.ru
<6> 200 OK
<6> Server: Apache
<8> .head wootgnu.org
<6> 200 OK
<6> Server: Apache/1.3.34 (Slackware) PHP/4.4.2
<8> .head gentoo.gidzz0r.se
<6> 200 OK
<6> Server: Apache/2.0.55 (Gentoo) mod_ssl/2.0.55 OpenSSL/0.9.7e PHP/5.0.5-pl5-gentoo with Hardening-Patch
<5> gidzz0r.be is dead
<8> it is?


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