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<0> anyone alive?
<1> a subdomain?
<1> heh
<1> apache dont make subdomains..
<0> well there is no options to add it in httpd.conf ?
<0> like my domain is domain.com and i want in http test.domain.com
<1> well first you point test.domain.com to your ip
<0> point .. how
<1> well
<1> that is not apacherelated
<0> im desperate
<1> apo`: whats the url you want to use?
<0> apo.pct.net
<1> .host apo.pct.net
<2> Host apo.pct.net not found: 3(NXDOMAIN)
<1> well



<0> .host pct.net
<2> pct.net mail is handled by 10 mail.pct.net.
<1> .host gidzz0r.se
<2> gidzz0r.se has address 85.194.148.35
<2> gidzz0r.se mail is handled by 10 gidzz0r.se.
<1> you see..
<0> .host dns1.pct.net
<2> dns1.pct.net has address 63.107.115.201
<0> this looks fine
<1> tell the dns-server to point apo.pct.net to the ip where your apache is
<0> so i want apo.dn1.pct.net
<1> ok..
<0> well apache is on the box
<1> listen to what i just said
<0> how can i see my dns server
<1> you have bought pct.net right?
<1> thats your domain right?
<0> nope
<0> friends
<1> heh
<0> im trying to help him with this
<1> well try to have your friend to point apo.pct.net to your ip
<1> heh
<1> now ive been moving 9 gb of mp3 from one partition to another for 4 hours
<1> jfs is the worst filsystem ever!!
<1> im gonna reformat with reiser4..
<1> for stability..
<1> :P
<1> copying files in around 2MB/second on local harddrive really ****s!
<3> need some help with apache url rewrite
<3> this is my code:
<3> RewriteEngine On
<3> RewriteRule ^entries/(.*) /index.php?e=$1
<3> www.killjim.com?e=walk - www.killjim.com/entries/walk
<3> one url doesn't have styles
<3> it's not reading the stylesheet
<4> ghod i'm tired of search engine friendly url's.
<3> lol
<4> really. php (and other scripting languages) are perfectly capable of handling /foo/bar/baz directly, no rewrites at all.
<3> i'm almost done here
<3> just wondering why the styles aren't being read
<3> and images
<3> it'll work if i add www.killjim.com/ to the href
<5> I would like to allow user to go to a certain directory. the problem is that this directory is not under c:/www, is there a way to make a virtual dir or something?
<4> alias.
<5> alias.?
<4> yes.
<4> don't be afraid of the documentation.
<4> .apachedoc alias url
<2> alias(mod_alias) url: http://httpd.apache.org/docs-2.0/mod/mod_alias.html#alias
<4> also, http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/urlmapping.html
<5> thanks
<6> I hate dst so god damn much
<7> What is a common raid configuration for an apache box? 5?
<4> the most common, is none.
<2> twkm: I heard your therapist was none
<4> somewhat more common is raid 5 since it is cheapest.
<4> i have no idea why i ever unignore that thing.
<7> What would you recommend as ideal for heavy php?
<7> Also, do you recommend logging to a raid 1 or something?
<4> what you need depends on what you do.



<8> bill murray is the ****ing best
<2> sweet
<8> ****ing right
<8> what time is it? (utc)
<7> what about bob.
<8> ghostbusters.
<4> "heavy php" almost always means crap scripts that make heavy but impotent use of an sql server, so usually memory and i/o performance often will matter where raid 5 would be less good than raid 1.
<9> p`u, #apache is a serious channel
<2> ok, Azer, #apache is a serious channel
<7> twkm, they aren't crap scripts, and they're cached with APC.
<8> groundhog day!! ... !?
<4> so raid 1 would need to be backed by a good i/o channel, if the sql server is not coresident, and plenty of memory.
<8> p`u, yo momma
<2> I banged your mom last night
<7> No sql is on a separate box with raid 10.
<8> but the disturbing part is that you admit to it. sick bot.
<4> hmm, i think i'll ignore people that talk to it too.
<4> BillMurray: then perhap raid 5 is sufficient, since the read performance isn't too bad.
<7> But the script output dependent on db is cached as a file, and the part that isn't is cached is in php's APC, which is cached compiled.
<4> what the hell is apc?
<7> Can I log to raid 1, then?
<7> alternative php cache.
<4> if it is a local file cache (silly, you should use a memory cache) then naturally local disk performance will matter.
<4> it sounds like you already know what you want, so i'll just move along.
<10> what happens to a url like index.php?id=134 rewritten to index/stuff/ ..is the GET-content still working or lost?
<1> .host varmeochvatten.se
<2> error while resolving: lookup timed out
<1> .host varmeochvatten.se
<2> varmeochvatten.se has address 85.194.184.35
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 30 mailforward2.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 10 mailforward1.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 10 mailforward2.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 20 mailforward1.loopia.se.
<1> .host varmeochvatten.se
<2> varmeochvatten.se has address 85.194.184.35
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 20 mailforward1.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 30 mailforward2.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 10 mailforward1.loopia.se.
<2> varmeochvatten.se mail is handled by 10 mailforward2.loopia.se.
<6> .host withtthemost
<6> .morning
<2> Host withtthemost not found: 3(NXDOMAIN)
<2> New York, NY (10036): Sunny, 57 degrees
<2> as of: 9:45 AM EDT on April 3, 2006
<2> TIME WARNER INC: 9:36am - 16.90, +0.11 - +0.66%
<11> dravine, you faggot
<6> hahaha
<6> .quote somedude 11:13 ... Guest19558 [~thanks@195.158.6.202] has joined #apache 11:14 <11> dravine, you faggot 11:14 ... SignOff Guest19558: #apache (Quit: 1:1)
<2> quote stored
<12> hahaha
<6> .quoteforget somedude 11:13 ... Guest19558 [~thanks@195.158.6.202] has joined #apache 11:14 <11> dravine, you faggot 11:14 ... SignOff Guest19558: #apache (Quit: 1:1)
<2> quote removed
<6> .quote somedude 11:13 ... Guest19558 [~thanks@195.158.6.202] has joined #apache 11:14 <11> dravine, you faggot 11:14 ... SignOff Guest19558: #apache (Quit: 1:1)
<2> quote bored
<6> oh oops
<12> hehe
<13> hi
<13> i have a xampp envoirement and mod rewrite doesn't work..
<13> what am i supposed to do
<13> ?
<2> optocus, tried suicide?
<13> p`u i would prefer a better way ;)
<13> i have mod_rewrite.so loaded in httpd.conf
<2> good for you
<13> so can you give me an ideea on what to do?
<2> look between line 20 and 255 of httpd.conf
<6> hahahaha
<6> optocus, what are you trying to do with mod rewrite
<6> be more specific about what's not working
<9> thejesus can you help me
<6> and yes
<6> yes here
<6> yes I can helkp
<6> help help


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