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<0> Hello Lond0n :)
<0> does nobody speak tonight?
<0> :)
<0> [McKeegan] ?
<1> hi
<2> pasha yeah sorry ;-)
<0> :)
<0> how are you mate?
<2> ah well i am fine i mean i can afford to make me feel fine haha
<2> how are u? ;-)
<0> ::)
<0> thankies I am OK, I am tryin to repair that ****n pc, it really annoys me
<0> TRAVIS: you wanker, stop it
<0> Hellas Markland
<3> heya
<2> i had to talk nice to my ethernet card too last week. when i came back home from office it seemed to be damaged somehow... but after 2 days being place on the table in front of electro-trash it decided to do its job again ;-)



<0> :)
<4> Markland \o/
<5> ha!
<5> (:
<6> hi
<5> o
<6> ...
<7> hey
<6> HI GATTO
<5> hm
<2> bye
<8> hi
<8> hi
<8> looking for a guy called saqib
<9> Right ... ehm ... I just saw him urinating below my balcony and then he left singing about Bill Clinton.
<8> how nice of u to tell me
<9> red_flower: No problem. Just wanted to help.
<9> red_flower: I don't want you to send ME private messegas and that is because I do not like having lots of text in my window 1 in my irc-client. I like things tidy.
<8> ok
<9> Thank you.
<8> ur acting childish
<9> Why?
<8> ask ur self
<8> u will find the answer
<4> smart***es
<10> So rough dear.
<4> Oh, under which stone have you been now?
<10> I guess I'll know what would happen to me if the *** was bad. =P
<9> Good night mates.
<4> Haha.
<4> ***?
<10> Pia, the only stone I'm always under is my brain.
<4> Whats that?
<10> That long huh, Tsk.
<10> =)
<4> Seriously. Never heard about that thing.
<4> And I found India, in the middle of London.
<11> Are you the london is from india...
<11> For the london is from india...
<10> Hmm
<10> Yet Another Talking bot.
<10> That never makes sense too.
<4> The place is called Hounslow.
<4> London London London
<11> Un grosso saluto a tutto il canale < #london.
<11> Marvellous: London london london london london.
<4> =)
<10> *Flap*
<4> The odd thing is, those people couldnt even tell me where the job centre is.
<4> I mean how the hell do they get their benefits. *cough*
<10> Are they irc bots?
<10> =)
<10> Well
<10> Who would go to the job centre when you know all you need is a shop corner.
<4> Well, they have the brain of one for sure. I had a printed map from google, that didnt help much cause it wasnt precise enough for a change. So I asked, and showed them the map, and she was like "you are in hounslow" "yes but I need to go to exactly *that* place where the "A" points to" "yes but this is hounslow"
<4> ....
<10> Buy a tomtom =P
<4> For my tits?
<10> Err
<10> lol



<10> Is there such a map available? =P
<4> I am not sure, but tomtoms are usually for cars and the like. I do not have such a thing.
<10> Howto confuse a tomtom, enter pair of tits for a destination?
<10> Hmm
<4> Indeed, and place it on your chest.
<4> o.O
<10> Perhaps you could walk in the middle of the road.
<10> Until you get there
<4> Yes and get hit by at least 15 paki cab drivers in the meantime.
<4> Absolutely brilliant idea.
<10> That's alright
<10> Just claim compensation, make yourself some money while doing it.
<4> I will be back in 4 minutes, and then I have to rant about something.
<10> 4 minutes?
<4> 4.
<4> Four.
<10> How can one be so precise?
<4> Quattro.
<4> Make it 4:26 then.
<10> Don't forget to wash your tits.
<0> hmz
<10> Hmz?
<0> re
<10> Hello, How do?
<0> Hey you
<0> thanks I am sleepy, but doing fine and how's yaself?
<4> o.O
<3> <10> Don't forget to wash your tits.
<4> I saw it.
<0> yo LaMc
<0> italian, you nice one?
<12> This nick is good :)
<0> pff
<0> are we not in L0ndon?
<3> np
<0> brb
<0> ni ni :)
<13> hi ;)
<14> Hi To ALL! WaKe Up People [-ThE MaTRiX-]
<15> hi
<16> morning...
<16> i just woke up and i really could've slept couple of hours more..
<17> good morning every body any girl there
<16> http://youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78
<9> it's really quiet without those italian imbecils. :P
<18> morning
<19> sometimes quiet is good
<18> true
<18> i didn't like quiet at all last night
<18> i had a horrible nightmare and i woke up in the middle of the night and was all alone in my room
<18> it wasn't nice
<9> You are in need of a teddy bear.
<9> Mine is 30 years old.
<18> :)
<9> And I still ove him.
<9> love*
<18> :)
<9> *perfect couple*
<18> but you can't buy a teddy for yourself, they need to be given to you
<9> Right ... tell someone to buy it for you. Does it have to be with someone elses money as well?
<18> i don't know, probably not :)
<9> thenm let someone get in a store and fetch it.
<9> Do you want to see my teddy?
<18> sure :)
<9> Ah .. great .. give me your email and I will send a photo of him with some greetings.
<9> I think you might have it by now ...
<9> Depends on the traffic jams etc .. :P
<18> :P
<18> awww, how cute
<18> (both of them)
<9> Yes.
<9> :)


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