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<0> screw it
<1> ideally you could scan templates
<0> ah yeah
<0> like smarty templates
<1> except, still problematic
<0> i'd be making a program for such a small audience though
<1> easier just to tell your coders to be good at maintaining code :P
<0> Ocoth, well, like with me, the design changed a LOT....i mean a LOT during development
<0> and the css file grew and didn't get smaller during that
<2> I'm having a problem with a CSS drop-down menu disappearing in IE when the mouse is still over the menu... The URL is http://nemequ.kicks-***.net:24377/~nemequ/3store/
<2> anyone know what might be causing this, or maybe have a keyword I could google for?
<2> if anyone looked at that link, it only seems to do it over the "Download" link, not "Documentation"
<2> screw it. IE users don't get sub-menus.
<3> he told them
<0> isn't it slower to download 5 small css files as opposed to 1 big one
<4> in theory, but who cares
<5> majd: You're not factoring in the resusability of small parts of the big file, caching, updates, etc.
<0> oh hax, i successfully made an rtf file generator
<4> also true
<0> wanna check it out
<4> majd: neat
<0> mattmcc, yeh
<4> i'm working with google maps right now
<0> how's it workin out?
<0> mattmcc, look how i did it http://citastic.com (the splitting of the big css file
<4> majd: well, it almost works
<3> thats a good looking site maj
<3> did youm ake it sir
<0> yaha
<3> is it some gay framework
<6> Hi, now can I have a image in the midst of text... for example a pargraph, then continued text with an image adjacent at the right of the continued text...almost like a table with 2 cells, one with text and one with image, except i want text from above to flow into area adjacent to image and below too
<6> i don't know if that made any sense
<6> how can i have an image in the midst of text basically
<3> text<img>test
<6> ooh
<6> how can I control where the image is in relation to text though?
<6> like can I center it? float it right/left?
<7> http://jquery.com/ <-- this is cool looking.. has cross-browser xpath too
<7> not a full xpath implementation but good enough for most
<8> I did finally figure out what you guys where trying to tell me and its fix and working fine
<8> just wish a little patience would prevail instead of treating me like the dumb **** I am when it comes to web development. I'd like to see any of you build bathrooms and kitchens like I do though. So there
<3> evo
<8> what
<3> i owe you an apology for my eradic behavior earlier sir
<8> thats cool
<8> would you like to see what I'm an expert at?
<3> i thought i didnt need my medicine anymore, it had been 3 days and it got to the point where i didnt even realize what i was saying
<8> hmmmm
<8> anyway if anyone is interested http://mysite.verizon.net/rent_my_husband/
<3> how much does it cost to rent you
<8> 65/hr
<3> full service?
<8> I'm retired cable construction contractor I do this for fun
<8> I feel a joke coming
<8> I built the fiber optic and nodes that enable you guys to do your thing
<3> stop the tom foolery, we all know al gore invented the internet
<8> he invented I built it
<9> built what?
<8> internet
<9> ah
<9> sup, Al
<7> Evodawg: This is a standards based dev chan. You shouldn't be posting Frontpage WYSIWYG single page portfolio's on your ISP's free hosting. Just fyi. :p
<7> posting links to*
<7> That's where the jokes will come from.
<9> awe, I want to see it :p
<7> reisio: http://mysite.verizon.net/rent_my_husband/
<8> sorry, you guys helped me get a link to work earlier
<8> its a simple web site my first I know I'm going to get flamed
<9> heh
<3> why are you so paranoid
<9> reminds me of my first webpage :p
<3> about being made fun of
<3> look at me
<3> im the laughing stock of irc
<8> good then I'll laugh at you too
<3> ive been prancing around with a fluffy duster in women's panties all night
<8> take your pills
<3> i was fully clothed before itook them
<8> take more
<3> and wearing a frown
<3> now all ive got on is a pair of gecko skin boots and a smile
<8> take a pic
<7> reisio: The difference is our first pages were constructed in the 90's when that was the norm.. although My Space is popularizing it again apparently.
<9> heh
<7> I remember when geocities sites were cool
<8> I just wanted prospected clients to see what that can expect
<7> ugh
<8> nothing to fancy or they get confused
<7> Then you should have payed for a site
<8> I dont advertise all my work comes from word of mouth
<8> and everyone has a computer where they can look at my stuff without me carry a book of photos
<3> check your msg's sir
<3> oh, it wont let me
<3> hang on
<7> If I was a prospective client I would think "This person either is lazy and pays no attention to detail or he got ripped off by whoever he payed for this site.. either way he has no domain so he must not be getting any work.".. just to be a total prick
<7> and totaly honest*
<8> hmmmm really
<7> domains are around $10/year.. and you can get super cheap, good hosting from a few places
<7> like http://nearlyfreespeech.net/ or http://asmallorange.com/
<7> So, say you go with ASO with a tiny orange.. domain + hosting for a year would be around $35
<7> Don't need anything more for what you require
<10> anyone familiar with http://cirt.net/?
<7> That's actually probably too much.. could get it for probably $10 total (or less) with NFS
<7> but I'd be paranoid about getting DoSed by a competitor
<7> although.. err.. nm. Think they have it prepaid so if you run outa credit it huts down
<7> shuts*
<11> anyone know js code to replace the contents of a div and not just add to them?
<11> document.getElementById("idname").innerHTML is what im using right now
<11> nevermind
<11> that does replace the content, lol
<7> rentmyhusband.com is taken though. :\ It's not even being used either
<8> I really dont need to go that far I'm retired and do this to keep out of trouble
<9> I'm retired, too
<9> I keep out of trouble by attacking marmots
<8> or selling web development
<8> drew is selling the **** out of himself to me I really dont need a fancy site
<8> later you guys
<7> heh. cu
<7> poor guy. That site is balls.
<7> I hate people that have sites like that and think they're perfectly acceptable.. even though they wont ever accomplish the goals they want.. however simple they are
<9> I hate people that get up at 3am at night wearing nothing but some briefs and feel cold so they turn off th AC
<9> then go back to bed
<12> hi, if I create a button that calls a javascript function that submit the form, the actual button is send in the post?
<4> majd: yo nigga, you there?
<10> i have a rendering problem
<3> and i, a mental problem
<10> this page display fine in ff: http://xahlee.org/SpecialPlaneCurves_dir/specialPlaneCurves.html
<4> well my google map stuff works
<10> but not in IE.
<5> the-drew: Yes, about that. Does it have a name, this problem?
<4> xahlee: sorry, i don't have IE, or i'd look
<4> mattmcc: my mental problems don't have names
<3> im not sure they can really pinpoint it down to anything
<3> other than lack of attention and an abusive childhood
<4> the-drew: can't we just call it ADD and be done with it?
<3> paired with a predisposed sociopathic personality
<3> thats one of the labels they tried to slap on me
<4> the-drew: dude, take the amphs and run
<5> ADD was a popular 80s cop out.
<4> mattmcc: i'm pretty sure i've "got it"
<5> Widely used to explain away shortcomings in the education system.
<4> mattmcc: or rather, i'm pretty sure "add meds are incredibly effective"
<3> im on social security for disability
<5> "This kid doesn't follow along with the cl*** at the cl***'s pace, they just go off and do their own thing"
<5> "Maybe they're bored with the slow progress."
<4> mattmcc: i thought it was all bull**** too, until i got my hands on some adderalls
<5> "Nono, they must have a mental problem. Let's put them on drugs."
<3> i got sent to the hospital because one of the other crazies ilive with says i was talking to the scissors saying i was goign to chop him into pieces
<3> when iwas the one trying to talk the scissors out of it
<3> i tell you what, they feed you some wacky drugs up in there
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