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<0> how do you gusy pronounce png?
<0> dya say pingggggggggg and hold that g for like 2 seconds?
<0> thats how i roll
<1> I say P N G
<1> Some people say ping
<0> pee en gee?
<0> thats so 2003
<1> You're so 2003
<0> someone hold me back
<1> Your career was so 2003 :P
<0> it was a good year actually
<0> now that I think about it
<0> an innocent time
<0> filled with hope
<1> She has a turtle on her head
<1> "Wrong. Turtle's ji... ji ta... ta tarzan!" KABOOM!



<0> i want what you're on
<1> "Turtle's ji. Cheese cake! King Kong. Guruguru curry. Noodles!" KABOOM! "Turtle's ji. Cheerleading squad. Roulette. Fried pig ribs. Toothpick. Measles!" KABOOM!
<0> agreed
<2> Nanobot: how much alcohol do you have in your blood atm?
<1> "In other words, Karasuma-kun is telling me to act as Sleeping Beauty in the festival!"
<1> I'm just quoting from a show.
<1> A show that is totally my style
<0> a drunk show?
<1> "Hey hey, do you know what this is?" "Turtle." "No, it is..." "Sleeping beauty." "Bingo! Akira-chan lives up to her name!"
<1> It's the "Banana! Fantastic!" show
<0> well its certainly not Lost
<1> "Because a turtle is a curse. When speaking of curses, it must mean Sleeping Beauty." *turtle nods*
<1> We're out of water
<1> This is the beginning of the end
<3> How can I divide http://www.pizzasmiths.com/contact.php such that when someone selects "Please contact me by email," only the name and email address fields show.
<3> (in the bottom section)
<4> Hey
<5> Hey
<4> Howdy doo
<5> Howdy doo
<4> "identify the main HTML tags that you used in your page and explain how they work. "
<4> mother****er
<1> Web design cl***?
<2> lol
<5> That's not a standard HTML tag majd
<0> they have cl***es for web design?
<0> thats like having cl***es to poo
<4> Engineering 100
<5> although I believe the XHTML 2 WG might be chartered to create it
<0> its easy and its natural
<1> m3lg1bson: They have cl***es for 1990-style web design
<4> Nanobot, like the one i'm in
<4> web design is just a small section of what we do
<6> I have a question about styles.
<2> they teach you to do things wrong
<6> I'
<4> i feel like a sped in that cl***
<0> show them the <marquee>OMG IM AWESOME</marquee> tags and you will p*** for sure!
<6> I'm trying to use an inline style to set my body background.
<4> haha
<2> if you don't use tables for layout, you fail
<1> I should take a cl***, because currently my poo isn't very consistent.
<2> any attempt to use CSS and you fail
<2> xD
<4> Easy 4.0....hopfully get me to the cl*** i want to get to
<0> all bran flakes is what you need Nanobot
<6> I'm currently using <BODY background="flakes.jpg">
<2> eek Zombie
<1> That's a sad tag
<0> yeah uh they dont like that
<0> you are supposed to do it in css styles now
<6> But my instructor said he will count two points off if we don't use the inline styles.
<0> sorry to inform you
<2> style="background-image: url('flakes.jpg);" and please use lowercase tagnames
<0> the inline styles
<0> or inline styles
<1> Zombie: Does your English teacher take off points for spelling words correctly?
<0> because you could just do style="background-image: url(poo.poo);"
<1> Does your math teacher take off points for getting the right answer?
<1> If they did, you could complain to the school administration about them
<2> Nanobot: inline styles are better than background=""



<0> or kill them
<0> literally
<0> wait in the parking lot one day
<0> put a sack on their heads
<6> Heh
<7> revenge of the CSS user
<2> still, a proper <style type="text/css"> body { ... }</style> would be preferred
<6> not that important to me.
<1> A proper <link href=" blah blah would be preferred
<2> that too
<1> <style> is generally bad unless it's *really* a page-specific style
<0> maybe his teacher wants him to do the wrong thing so he can learn from mistakes
<2> STILL, inline styles are better than background=""
<0> it might be some new age hippy method of teaching
<1> If you have a site full of page-specific styles, you should rethink your approach
<6> Right now the background works.
<1> PovAddict: Not much
<6> Its only one page.
<1> Not significantly, even
<0> it works, but does is work well
<4> Zombie, do this: <body style="background:url("flakes.jpg")">
<0> does it stretch with the page?
<2> m3lg1bson: if browsers displayed only pages without mistakes, you'd learn from them
<0> does it have transparency
<0> can it detect if the user is colour blind and change its swatch?
<4> ll
<4> lol
<1> When will Wine 0.9.30 be available for Ubuntu? The current version breaks Photoshop 7
<0> you actually expecting an answeR?
<1> It really ****s. Photoshop was working until a Wine update and suddenly the menus start disappearing.
<0> OH YEAH! i forgot, im on the wine team
<1> No, I'm ranting
<0> it will be out on tuesday
<6> majd: Fails/.
<0> why dont you use gimp
<1> m3lg1bson: You should drop the sarcasm. Do you realize who I am?
<1> m3lg1bson: I'm Batman
<0> THE batman?
<2> majd: those quotes would confuse any browser
<2> Zombie: <body style="background:url('flakes.jpg')">
<1> m3lg1bson: Gimp ****s compared to Photoshop for most of the stuff I do
<1> Don't get me wrong, I'm a big open source cheerleader, but quite simply Gimp is no Photoshop
<0> yeah you get what you pay for
<0> slash pirate
<1> Gimp is great if you want to optimize your image formats and stuff, but it's bad for making design mock-ups and stuff
<1> And stuff
<6> NOW it works.
<2> lol Copyright 1991-1998
<0> well in my day we used mspaint
<0> and not from the start menu
<1> Spoiler: The girl is psycho and has maggots in her neck.
<0> we had to look for exes
<6> And I have my own
<0> and when we found em, we loved em
<6> And I have my own Wine issues.
<0> zombie, you're just drunk
<0> its hardly the same thing
<1> In my day we had to open up QBasic to run our graphics editors
<6> I wanted to get Nocturnal Illusion working.
<1> It took some time to open and save monochrome GIFs
<1> And I mean 2-color
<1> I made a graphics editor in MegaZeux
<1> http://www.digitalmzx.net/games/chrtlv14.zip Hooray! (Although I think this may be the buggy non-final version...)
<1> ajnewbold: What happened to vurs?
<8> I ate it
<1> :(
<1> My poor poems
<8> Yeah :(
<8> Nanobot: They're still alive
<8> Nanobot: Just... not on the web :/
<1> You're holding them hostage
<1> I don't negotiate with terrorists


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