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<0> heh
<0> it gets better
<0> then I walked up to the ticket booth (to buy a ticket to see Superman)
<1> ( i hear he's gay )
<0> the POS's display said "Aetym: Version 1.2; font: 1"
<2> who, the director?
<1> rofl
<0> actually it had a lot of that kind of information
<0> os version
<0> font selection
<0> all that stuff
<0> I just can't remember it
<0> but it was funny
<2> aetym :p
<1> bewest: LOAD 'pos', 0, *
<0> I can just imagine the scenario which gave forth to the situation...



<2> Forth is a far out language
<0> some programmer/ops guy is in charge of initialising this stuff
<0> and the bastard boss/marketing/pointy hair says "finish up... we need to be done today"
<1> so true
<0> programmer: "umm... but it's not initial"--- "JUST DO IT LET"S GO!!1111"
<0> programmer: "ok, but it'll look weird"
<1> lol
<0> boss: "who cares? they aren't paying us that much."
<1> pretty much
<3> what's the onclick to basically mimic what an <a href> does?
<3> there's a javascript command, really simple and basic, i totally forgot what i tis
<4> i'm sending information via a POST XHR, but the POST data is not received by the server, what could the problem be? (I did print_r($_POST) on the server side (php) .. and I get an empty array... I know that the POST data is pretty large.. any ideas?
<4> muhoo onclick="document.location.href='otherpage.htm';)
<4> er
<4> i missed a double quote there...
<3> thank you! damn... i step away from js for a month or two and i forget everything
<3> yeah, i got it
<3> thanks
<4> damn.... and i thought it was such an easy question :(
<5> is there a name for those stars with lots of pings?
<5> *points?
<6> ?
<6> what stars with lots of points?
<5> like when sites have specials and ****
<6> example?
<2> he means the stupid "new version 2.1" stars
<2> with like 20 points :p
<2> they're meant to emulate stickers of the same look
<2> majd: just star afaik
<7> How about "stars with lots of points"?
<2> easy to make with inkscape
<8> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_polygon
<2> yeah...
<2> triangles are polygons
<9> !seen Dorward
<9> Good.
<2> :p
<2> Dorward: potaters
<10> Hi All :)
<2> 'lo wyld
<0> `html id
<11> Nothing found for HTML 4.01 - id
<0> erm
<0> `html attribute
<11> Nothing found for HTML 4.01 - attribute
<2> :p
<2> doesn't do attributes :P
<0> `html @attribute
<11> Nothing found for HTML 4.01 - @attribute
<2> http://w3.org/TR/html401/index/attributes.html
<0> thanks
<12> I'm trying to achieve a certain effect. http://simon.eggheads.org/test.php -- I'd like the "Om Kontakt Kalender ..." bar at the same height as the "Indymedia.dk" logo. I could achieve it by putting them both in a table, aligning one cell left and the other right, but I'm trying to stay clean of tables.
<0> float: left;
<2> simon: ^
<12> well, I naturally tried that, but unintentional stuff happens.
<2> http://css.maxdesign.com.au/floatutorial/
<2> http://phrogz.net/css/understandingfloats.html
<2> simon: you're going to want to add a doctype declaration, too :p
<2> +doctype
<11> Take a gander at the fine document type definitions available at http://webstandards.org/learn/templates/ (HTML 4.01 Strict is recommended). A more complete list can be had at http://www.w3.org/QA/2002/04/valid-dtd-list.html



<12> reisio, what happens is that the float:right; element collides with another float:right; element, and additionally it exceeds the background colour. you'll see if you reload.
<12> reisio, hehe, don't remind me of those.
<12> reisio, I suffer a severe degree of perfectionism that I mustn't agitate :)
<0> simon: I've got it done
<0> simon: waiting for the pastebin...
<0> it's simply
<0> simon: http://pastebin.ca/79973
<12> bewest, the non-indented lines are the additional ones, I presume.
<13> can someone tell me the difference between a wepage that does not validate, and one that has warnings?
<12> bewest, i'll just try it, thanks!
<2> swimrr: CSS warnings?
<0> simon: I change some other things too
<12> bewest, oh ok.
<0> simon: yeah just try the whole thing
<13> reisio: actually, I don't know, was reading an article
<2> swimrr: run some CSS through jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator and you'll understand
<2> warnings are to point out things that aren't against the standards, but might be bad anyways
<0> not necessarilyb ad
<13> ok, I wondered if there were html warnings - but I get it
<14> anyone ever had problem with internet explorer and form tag ? i get some extra spacing where <form> is placed
<13> who hasn't had a problem with IE!!!
<13> AntiLoop: better try some margin:0; and padding:0;
<15> how do i split an array into 2 separate arrays
<15> in php
<2> the-drew: ##php
<14> swimrr: wow it works, i would like to meet project manager of ie project, to bitchslap him/her
<15> kinda got banned
<15> in my quest for gay black programmers
<0> the-drew: http://www.php.net/array
<15> reisio will you help me sugar tits
<15> f**** you bewest
<2> I don't use lame programming ...things
<15> whats lame about that
<15> i need half my array in one text area
<15> half of it in the other
<6> we all use vb!
<12> bewest, thanks! I ***ume the 'overflow: auto;' and the addition of 'flow's to all the <div>s did it.
<0> simon: yes
<13> wow, my first solution for someone else!!!
<13> feels good to give back
<12> swimrr, hehe.
<2> VB++PHP#.NET
<15> yeah, why dont you come give some back on the business end of my ****
<12> is there actually something called VB++?
<0> the-drew: what's the problem?I'm directing towards help
<15> you think i havent been there, ***hole?
<0> the-drew: the link for the help on that topic is http://php.net/array
<0> no I don't think you've been there
<0> and I suggest you take it easy
<15> i read the whole ****
<13> someone ban the-drew
<2> is there a non-business end of a ****? hrmmm
<0> the-drew: I seriously doubt you read http://php.net/array_slice
<15> is it array_chunk?
<12> bewest, in the pastebin version you made, you changed 'float' to left for the <ul>. when it does that, it looks like: http://simon.eggheads.org/test.php -- a mere 'vertical-align: middle' doesn't seem to place it at the middle of the larger font. what else could do that without having fixed heights for both tags?
<7> There might just be a reason for being banned there..
<13> mattmcc: I think so
<2> just using PHP should be enough :p
<16> Heh.
<0> reisio: common now... nothing wrong with php
<2> lies :p
<17> several things wrong with php heh
<17> but it has it's place, I guess
<13> big fan of php
<0> simon: add padding: 1em 0; like in my css
<0> simon: on the ul
<0> the-drew: what are you trying to do?
<7> Be an ***hole.
<2> ha
<15> i cant figure it out
<7> Everybody needs a skill.


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