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<0> Clazziquai: I'd use 'home', as 'dome' means 'home' in Slovenian :)
<0> s/dome/dom
<1> :)
<2> beatdown: Well, surely you've tried those by now....
<3> Clazziquai, common sense ain't all that common ;)
<4> Someone entertain me for the next 5 minutes... then i'm free from the evil clutches of my office. :D
<2> And since you still don't know where to look, those must not be it.
<2> Guess you'll have to keep guessing
<0> Lucidix: Sure it is, if your head is in the right place.
<5> mmmm...
<3> Stormchaser, and that's still somewhat of an if. O_o
<3> haha
<6> !tickle lith---
<7> phpmyadmin will work with the root p***word for mysql right?
<6> yes SkramX



<7> A_Jelly_Donut: welp, its not
<8> can someone help me?
<1> lith---: Make a script that will output "I am gay" for 5 minutes.
<1> That should get you by.
<0> Lucidix: That's not my problem anymore... Let the vistim get a proper glue and stick the head to the place it belongs...
<5> why don't you tell me, Pollita?
<0> s/vistim/victim
<7> i did a mysql -u root -p, A_Jelly_Donut, and that same p***word doesnt work with phpmyadmin
<6> odd
<3> Stormchaser, ditto.
<4> Clazziquai: How much you gonna pay me to code that for you and your faggy boyfriend? :D
<9> ANyone here know much about header data?
<0> lith: Don't push it
<4> Kujo: :D
<8> stabb: for what?
<1> It's still too early for me to properly insult anyone.
<4> Im FREE
<0> We're FREE!
<0> :)
<9> StudioK, tring to figure out how to have users veiw content and istead of download it
<8> gelignite: i didn't!
<9> StudioK, Content-Disposition: attachment <--- there a way to cnage it so its not an attachment
<5> waht do you do, StudioK?
<8> stabb: do you speak german?
<9> StudioK, no
<2> beatdown: Wow.... have you STILL not done a search on php.net using the terms you were practically beat upside the head with?
<8> how can i register?
<9> StudioK, sorry just really sick and lazy on typing right now
<2> You're one of those eliza cl*** AI programs aren't you?
<5> I found JDOM, I don't know if thats the answer
<0> o.O
<2> beatdown: Where did you find JDOM?
<0> (didn't know what else to say)
<5> in the PHP help
<1> beatdown: Have you considered a different hobby/profession?
<2> no you didn't.
<5> oh! I found it in the eclipse help ^^ sorry
<2> eclipse != php
<2> Go ask php.net
<1> Here's the situation: We gave you the manual, and all you have to do is open it up, kind of like opening a book and reading the table of contents.
<5> XXV. DOM Functions
<0> kuja: That'd mean breaking a sweat
<5> :)
<5> DOM functions, it was easy :)
<0> beatdown: did you survived?
<2> Yes, it was.
<5> yes, I do :)
<5> hehehhe
<1> Sometimes, I wonder how long mankind will last
<2> Clazziqual: 2525
<5> thank you Pollita, master, do you remembered me the first lesson: search before asking :)
<1> Hm, seems unlikely at the rate ##php is going.
<6> 2007 sounds good :;
<0> Clazziquai: 2010
<1> Indians predicted 2012 is Armageddon
<5> but you lied to me the first time, you were joking
<1> s/ed//



<1> Wow, I ****.
<0> kuja: I'm guessing extinct looong before that...
<2> Nah... It'll be at least 60 years (bare minimum) before those alive today die of old age. And a certain percentage of every generate should manage to procreate by pure chance.
<2> beatdown: No, not joking, just doubted you had it in you to open a browser
<2> s/generate/generation/
<5> well, my question is: if I am loading an user file in the browser, that could be done in IE but not in FF (I think)... Could I made a PHP script to save that user file? That's why i asked for the DOM.
<1> Pollita: If religion is prooved, and Indians are right, and Armageddon is indeed 2012, that would be God ****ing us over :P
<0> what has DOM to do with that?
<2> Clazziquai: 2012 is when the last of the pure-blood indians is going to die.
<2> So for them, it is the end of days
<5> I thought I had to run trough the DOm tree to get the image, the text or wahtever you pick from the user...
<1> Ah right.
<0> beatdown: Are you getting an XML file?
<5> not, but I could
<5> This evening I was trying to do aform for uploading images
<5> but I wanted to show a preview of the image before uploading it
<0> which you didn't went to #javascript to ask for solution
<1> Pollita: Though I'm not sure if what I heard was a prediction of India people or native Americans
<10> hi everyone, i have a regular expression prob. i know this isn't strictly php, but there are a lot of regex gurus in here so i thought i'd try :-) i've outlined the issue here: http://pastebin.com/531366
<5> As the image was on the client, FF didn't show the image, but IE did it.
<5> Stormchaser, I solved the JS.
<0> beatdown: Which mean IE has fundamental security flaw...
<5> But I was thinking about permission to load local files in a web page
<1> I hate it when the morning CSI episodes show, it's all CSI Miami :(
<0> I think miami is better than las vegas, but NY ****s :/
<11> if I got this string thisCouldBeAnything?hello=name,lastname,phone,randomfolks and want to strip away hello= and everything before... using regexp. How could that be done?
<12> Stormchaser: http://repository.itrebal.com/proxy.php is what i came up with... its not done yet, i'm still cleaning/fixing
<5> yes, Stormchaser, Then could I made a PHP script to get the image saved on a PHP server folder when the client is using IE?
<1> Stormchaser: Miami is better than NY, but I like Las Vegas better :D
<5> should I use DOM to do this?
<10> i haven't liked a cop show since NY Undercover
<5> or that's not possible?
<5> becasuse there is no communication with the server while showing the image...
<5> I don't know...
<13> snipe!!!
<0> snipey!
<14> heya Jymmm
<5> mmmm... I think I couldn't. Because the script will try to access the file in the server, not in the client...
<0> snipey: No"hiya" for me?
<14> sorry Stormchaser - did see you
<15> hmm
<14> *didn't
<0> She ignores me! *waahaaa*
<0> :)
<13> Stormchaser hell *I* ignore you. for that matter EVERYONE ignores you!
<16> how can i break out of an if?
<5> nobody was thinking about my spelling, no?
<10> js_: www.php.net/continue
<0> Jymmm: I might be ignored, but everyone hates you, anyways
<13> Stormchaser: good! Just the way I prefer it.
<17> this is confusing, strpos allows an array of strings as input for needle but stripos does not?
<18> I thought it was possible to have two buffers reading at the same time. But it seems it's not.
<19> hi everybody
<8> can somebody help me?
<19> there's some problem to declare 2 constructors in a cl***?
<20> maybe
<20> dunno
<21> there is
<0> andymaster: I hope so
<22> andymaster: by definition, yes
<21> php doesnt allow straight overloading like that
<19> then , how can i overload a contructor ?, or simulate it ?
<10> andymaster: func_get_args() will allow you to simulate overloading based on then number of arguments p***ed
<10> andymaster: or you can use optional arguments like Constructor($arg1 = '',$arg2 = '' ... etc.);
<17> I'm having my doubts that strpos supports a mixed input at all. Anyone ever got it to work? aka print_r(strpos("String",array("r","t")));
<19> the optional arguments support variables stered in $_SESSION?
<10> andymaster: that doesn't really make sense to me
<23> Hi, can I combine two mysql_fetc_array in a while loop? for example, while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($programs, MYSQL_NUM).mysql_fetch_array($forums, MYSQL_NUM))
<23> Im having to do this because Im using a very old version of mysql which doesnt support union
<10> veepster: you can either use to list() = each() statements or one foreach with a list() = each() inside it
<10> s/to/two


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