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<0> Pollita and you know this how?
<1> REAL MEN only use debian
<2> lol
<3> read: gentoo
<4> :)
<5> s/debian/postgre
<2> s/gentoo/debian
<1> No, gentoo is for m***ochists
<0> Pollita: Angela?
<3> no, gentoo is for ricers
<4> bsd rules
<2> Pollita: Tru that... :)
<6> Pollita: s/ss/s/
<3> http://www.funroll-loops.org
<1> TML: I'm getting corrected on the spelling of masochist by the mormon?
<0> Pollita huevos



<3> http://funroll-loops.org/
<6> Pollita: "the"?
<1> I don't see anyone else with sacred underwear....
<6> ...
<3> debian is for 486/66
<1> No, debian is for serious server admins who don't have time for KDE nonsense
<3> Pollita, do you really think gentoo comes with kde?
<2> Um... KDE is cool
<3> gentoo is a barebones system
<3> and no, its not
<7> Only cause Stormchaser is what, an ex-KDE dev? :P
<1> Oh, you're in the whacko-camp
<8> Pollita: me? :)
<2> kuja: Even If I wouldn't be ex-KDE devel, I'd still stand behind it...
<1> In that case: No, debian is for serious server admins who don't have time to build every package from source when a binary will do in most cases
<7> I like Debian, but I thought I'd give Ubuntu a try. Aside from the installer setting up GNOME by default, it seems nice.
<3> ubuntu is great
<3> gnome is nice too
<3> dont **** with gnome, or it will **** with you
<1> Stormchaser: Don't get me wrong, it's not KDE I have a beef with, it's running a GUI in the first place that irks me
<4> can anyone recommend a good open source stack like xammp ?
<6> r00723r0: Enough.
<2> Pollita: That I can easily understand :)
<2> Pollita: X is still quite horible as far as memory management is concerned...
<9> i dunno term for a thing.. the situation is: i got numbers, more important have higher "thing" and less important "lower". how is it in english?
<3> how true, Stormchaser
<1> zimnyx: Rating? Weight? Rank?
<7> Heh, I've got no beef with Gentoo, but what bugs me is the people who decide to use Gentoo on their ****ty p3's
<10> Fatal error: Call to undefined function preg_replace() in /var/www/localhost/htdocs/phpmyadmin/libraries/sanitizing.lib.php on line 37
<10> help?
<6> SkramX: Your PHP doesn't have PCRE.
<5> SkramX, install PCRE
<10> do i need to recompile php?
<1> SkramX: Your distro's package maintainer is an idiot.
<7> Yes, if you compiled it yourself to begin with.
<10> Pollita: gentoo?
<10> :(
<1> Okay, the that person is you.
<1> pcre is one of those things that has to be deliberately disabled
<1> like sessions
<10> hrmm
<10> welp.
<11> Wenches.
<1> And there's almost never a good reason to disable it
<12> you could have told me about array_merge
<10> yeah, yeah, yeah
<1> erm 'who' rather
<7> Pollita: s/ssap/sap/
<7> Likin' the double S's today eh? :D
<10> so i have libpcre installed now
<10> do i need to recompile php?
<6> SkramX: Yes
<7> sapp* even
<6> SkramX: And you need to tell gentoo to include PCRE
<6> SkramX: "How" is a question for #gentoo
<10> okay
<10> i set the use flag
<10> recompiling php 5.1.1



<13> alguien es de Vizcaya?
<1> no
<1> compile 5.1.2
<2> Pollita: Well... 2 distros are for masochists: Gentoo for the lighter form and LFS for them really messed-up ones :)
<10> er..
<13> es para ofrecer un curro
<7> If you're going to compile, at least compile the latest stable =)
<2> !tell julls about es
<10> good thing a dual xeon 3.2ghz runs fast
<1> 5.1.2 has my pretty hash extension in it
<9> Pollita: thanks. it;s weight (math)
<1> and you know you want that
<13> es en vizcaya
<7> No hash ext!
<1> grrrrrrr
<7> rawr!
<1> Bitch you ain't my extension's daddy!
<1> er...
<1> sorry....
<7> :(
<1> The neighbor was watching a midnight springer marathon while I slept
<2> oh-oh
<7> Hm... I miss Jerry Springer
<7> Don't have that showin' in Korea anymore... :S
<7> No, **** that. I miss The Chappelle Show
<1> No more republican vegetarian trans***ual nazi eskimos and the one-eyed sea captains who love them?
<2> Pollita: have you heard Weird Al's song 'Jerry springer'?
<1> no
<7> I sure wish I was back on Guam... ****ty island, but hey, it's America :P
<7> At least I get ****ing Comedy Central there
<2> Pollita: It's pretty much to the point :)
<6> Clazziquai: ****ing Comedy Central? Is that a joint project between the Spice Channel and Comedy Central?
<1> funnily enough, I got the line "trans***ual nazi eskimos" from his "Can't watch this!" song
<7> Hah
<6> Brings a whole new meaning to "stand-up comedian"
<2> TML: rofl
<14> who asking for me?
<14> who was asking for me?*
<15> A critical element of a successful day is not hearing a wierdAl song, and in the same category is havint the mental image of a trans***ual nazi eskimo... So thank you both for ruining my perfectly good frickin day...
<7> tecnoba_: No one, crawl back down your hole!
<1> lith: What have you got against eskimos?
<16> can somebody help me?
<5> with what StudioK
<15> Pollita: :D Its not that i hate eskimos... its that i've yet to meet one that I've wanted to have *** with :/
<1> StudioK: I know a good therapist...
<16> i want to have a prog that tells me a german word and i have to say the french word for it
<1> lith: Who said they wanted to have *** with you?
<15> Pollita: everyone wants to have *** with me !... except frickin eskimos
<7> I think lith--- is fantasizing.
<15> :D
<16> i want to have a prog that tells me a german word and i have to say the french word for it and it should get the words from files like vok.txt and so
<7> I wouldn't touch you with Stormchaser's leg, even if I had the courage to touch that dirty leg.
<15> yet another element critical to a successful day! *trails out of reality to a distand land filled with girls only wearing ripped cloth showels*
<15> distand = distant
<17> are there functions in php that allow to move throught the DOM tree?
<16> can someone help me?
<7> Stormchaser: Chaws? :O
<1> beatdown: Yes, and you'll never guess where in the manual you'll find them.
<7> Hm, I feel manly with this nick.
<17> where Pollita?
<7> Um, not that I'm not manly with ``kuja''
<17> or you were joking?
<1> Unfortunately, I was serious.
<2> s/chaws/claws
<1> *YOU* probably never will guess....
<18> kujo is the masculine version of kuja, and clazziquai is just plain girly
<17> then where?
<7> beatdown: If you want DOM, what kind of search keyword would you use? I'd use ``dom'', how about you?
<17> DOM, document object model... i dont know...
<7> Of course, I think it's common sense... maybe it's just me?
<2> Clazziquai: I'd use 'home', as 'dome' means 'home' in Slovenian :)


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