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<0> i wonder how readable TDWTF is in text-only...
<0> bleh... its ok......
<1> Another file_put_contents question: Why does it add ^M's ?
<0> BrokenPipe: thats the difference between Microsoft and Unix/Linux newlins
<2> i think it's that windows uses the CRLF : carriage return line feed, and they use both Unix newlines and the other half
<2> at least thats what ive heard
<2> gimme a file with ^Ms and we'll get the hex out of it
<2> know for sure
<2> maybe i have one..
<0> tetsu: are you always hanging around here?
<2> nah
<1> I'm in Linux.
<2> just to find my friends
<0> tetsu: gotchya :) i went totally Xless today
<2> cool



<2> you know what, itrebal
<0> hrm?
<2> you should scan for me.
<2> or, i suppose i could just ask
<2> can i set up a box to scan for me
<2> i have a script all written up
<0> tetsu: lets take this out of the chan?
<2> its very pretty
<2> oh its not php related
<2> bashscript :(
<0> BrokenPipe: are you reading it on Windows?
<1> itrebal: No. This is all in Linux.
<0> BrokenPipe: i dunno :/
<3> Hello, I have a variable that when it prints with a echo its the name of a specific define. Is there a way to print out the value of the define
<4> pzorn: define('FOO','Baa'); echo FOO;
<5> define('FOO','bar'); $const = "FOO"; echo constant($const);
<3> thank you that worked perfect
<6> I have db info that was entered with accent marks such a turning into
<6> any fixes?
<7> Such as... [][]...
<6> preferably keeping all entered data :)
<7> purefusion: If I'm reading this right, probably a database setting... It's swapping whlie inserting into the database?
<6> yeah, I think so
<6> would it be an encoding issue maybe?
<5> purefusion yes
<6> how can I change it? using phpMyAdmin
<7> purefusion: Ehm. Is actual database access something of the past?
<5> I never used phpmyadmin :)
<7> 'alter table' should do it. Also see guideline 10, and your SQL channel.
<5> neither php+mysql
<0> xshad: IMO your not missing out :)
<6> xshad, do you know a mysql query that would change it?
<8> i forgot, what is the function to find the path to this ACTUAL file, not the one that included this one, but this actual file from which the function is being called?
<6> ok, will check it out freeone3000, thanks
<5> itrebal :) just love pg
<7> muhoo: __FILE__.
<5> purefusion I don't sorry
<5> don't, sorry :)
<8> freeone3000: thanks, never would have found that in the function index :-)
<9> Stupid question - is there any way to replace a function without patching the php library? ie, if I wanted mail() to run another function before running the php mail function
<7> Yep. alter table [tablename] convert to character set [character set with that in there with isn't utf-8]
<7> ]X[Cavey: Make your own function, and use it instead of mail().
<9> Dont want to do that.
<5> ]X[Cavey so use a PECL package
<5> pecl.php.net
<9> Google got it right
<5> there's a package which allows you to overwrite standard functions
<5> runkit I think
<5> right, go there http://pecl.php.net/package/runkit
<9> Cool
<9> Problem is we host a lot of society web pages and they have installed a lot of things (coppermine etc...) which are not exactly up to date
<6> how can I strip all characters except letters?
<10> I know this is probably me overlooking something ridiculously stupid, but I am having problems with my include path...I have placed the Zend framework in /usr/share/zend/framework and the file I am wanting to access is /usr/share/zend/framework/Zend/Pdf.php
<10> I can't seem to access it though
<10> Fatal error: main() [function.require]: Failed opening required 'Zend/Pdf.php' (include_path='.:/usr/share/zend/framework:/usr/share/pear') in /var/www/vhosts/implementationphase.com/httpdocs/demos/Pdf/demo.php on line 8
<10> any clues?
<10> its there, no question
<9> ANyone else just get spam from ZoomCities ?
<5> ecook you'd to add /usr/share/zend/framework/Zend in your include path
<9> ecook - Can the webserver access the file?



<5> aaaaaaand read the guidelines
<11> haven't got any spam for months :/
<10> did I not follow one of the guidelines? If so I apologize, wasn't intentional
<12> hi! i need to modify my store locator to change the default radius by zones (prolly by states) ie. in NY the store radius will be 1 mile while in TX it will be 10 miles. Are the US zipcodes regrouped by states? ( in other words is it possible to group zipcodes together so i can attribute different radiuses to states?)
<10> goodness...it was a permission problem, as usual
<10> sorry about that guys, and if I broke one of the guidelines, sorry
<12> any ideas?
<13> voided: is it a php question?
<12> not really =]
<13> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ZIP_Codes_in_the_United_States
<12> its a ... "general knowledge" question :}
<13> wikipedia often answers such questions
<12> ohh
<12> <3
<13> and Im not even from the US
<12> thanks a lot Fango
<13> no problem
<13> ZoomCities is PM spamming
<13> :|
<13> any admins around?
<9> Fango - I got that too
<14> can you set options for CURL within php.ini, or do you have to use curl_setopt()? (http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.curl-setopt.php)
<15> poor you
<5> litage I'm not sure, but I think that there isn't curl options in php.ini
<13> there is so much cool (?!) stuff on wikipedia. I just found a list of UK postcode areas!
<13> how exciting
<9> Oh dear....
<9> And I thought my life was dull :9
<9> ;)
<9> Bed time I guess. nn and thanks
<16> Hmm, why would print_r ( DOMDocument::load ('test.xml')) show nothing, but print_r (simplexml_load_file ('test.xml')) shows the contents just fine?
<17> how do i increment a integer value with a sql query using UPDATE is it "UPDATE table SET column_name = column_name+1 WHERE id= '$id'";
<18> Could not connect query : LIMIT 0, 10. You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'LIMIT 0, 10' at line 1
<4> JJPeerless: yes
<18> can someone help me out with this LIMIT function ?
<18> confused about it
<4> ICE: dont think you can limit to 0 limit 1 will work
<18> what is limit though ?
<19> limit is a mysql keyword
<13> ICE: ummm I dont think the Limit is the problem. Sometimes it is just put in by things like phpMyAdmin
<13> what is immediately before it?
<18> I'll paste the script
<18> one sec
<20> http://pastebin.com/745977
<20> guys I am getting this error
<20> Notice: Undefined offset: 1 in C:\Documents and Settings\Dennis DeBerry\Desktop\Web Site\Robin\images\20051013\photogallery.php on line 43
<20> Warning: getimagesize(thumbs/_t.jpg): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in C:\Documents and Settings\Dennis DeBerry\Desktop\Web Site\Robin\images\20051013\photogallery.php on line 45
<18> http://pastebin.com/745980
<20> can somone look at it and see where I have and undefines offset??
<18> there you go fango
<13> ICE: can you put in the line echo $query; just after your query?
<13> then paste the actual query that is being executed?
<18> k
<13> when you have mysql query problems, that should be one of the first things you do to debug
<13> or thats what I do at any rate :-)
<20> anyone look at that?
<18> INSERT INTO blog (blog_id, blog_title, user_name, user_email, user_date,user_icon, blog_entry) VALUES ('','***torial Title','UserName','Email','Date','','')Could not connect query : LIMIT 0, 10. You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'LIMIT 0, 10' at line 1
<18> hmm
<20> :(
<20> anybody
<20> I have racked my brain to see where I am getting that error
<13> ICE: dont know. Are you connecting to the database properly?
<13> ICE: are you able to run other queries ok?
<18> let me check
<14> xshad: if there are curl options in php.ini, would i need to create a [curl] section and put settings in it?
<21> limits with inserts?
<21> never done that.. uhm..
<21> maybe it's just me
<21> but kinda silly to have an limit with an insert when you're doing 1
<11> Shaba1 use echo to print out your variables and maybe you see where and why the problem occurs
<21> I'd take the LIMIT out
<20> tried that
<13> Rewt: there is no LIMIT clause in the insert query


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