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<0> I liked Pollita's replies though :)
<1> If you accidentally divide by zero, will the computer blow up?
<2> Nanobot: Of course
<1> That must be what's wrong
<3> hi, how do i convert my logo script to php?
<2> n00|3: Obviously you'd have to learn PHP.
<3> where can i do that?
<4> RT 180
<4> FWD 1000000
<2> n00|3: php.net -- MAYBE... This is just a guess, and I could be WAY wrong.
<3> i already looked there
<3> didn't find anything
<5> kuja: thats a little advanced... i think the best site for starting out is www.meatspin.com
<2> I guess that makes me a very wrong person!
<3> da-drew, let me check it out
<5> you do that
<5> chump
<4> n00|3: http://pi.ytmnd.com/
<3> Pollita, it won't run in firefox
<0> it does
<4> get a real browser
<2> links/lynx may very well be a *real* browser.
<3> this is too hard for me
<3> why can't they have a php manual on the internet
<3> php is open source right?
<0> OMG!!!
<6> Hehe
<3> what?
<2> You are either a very good troll, or a very stupid moron.
<0> LOL
<3> that's not nice
<3> i have a learning disability
<0> I see
<6> n00|3 the manual is on http://www.php.net/
<3> KillerX, but i went there
<3> it just has news
<0> php.net/manual moron
<6> Ok: http://sg.php.net/manual/en/index.php
<6> xshad: It's not neccessary to call someone a moron because they couldn't find the manual
<7> INCONCIEVABLE!
<0> KillerX did you read everything before?
<3> xshad, f u
<6> n00|3: Were you able to find it?
<3> yeah
<6> n00|3: Mind your language
<3> ok sorry
<3> he called me a morom
<3> *moron
<7> thats not nice
<3> what language should i chose?
<6> n00|3: That doesn't give you the right to insult back
<2> n00|3: Lisp is a good language to insult people with.
<3> KillerX, i apologize
<6> n00|3: English, because that's the language you are comfortable with, right?
<3> KillerX, no, i'm a jew
<6> n00|3: So choose a language you like
<3> i always like german
<7> Hebrew
<7> or Japanese
<3> i like french too
<2> I already know Japanese.
<7> Ichi
<7> Ni
<3> konichua
<7> Son
<7> Shi
<2> It's called the "Ruby" dialect.
<7> Go
<7> Roku
<8> kuja: anatawa o genki deska ?
<7> oh, I can count in japanese
<3> ching chang chong
<8> n00|3: thats chinese !
<4> I understood all of that except 'genki'
<6> Okay stop it, and get back to work :-p
<2> p_mash: watashi.wa(:genki)
<3> ok guys i've been ****ing around......
<8> genki = well
<9> Catalan is a good choice
<2> Pollita: "How are you?"
<2> Or, "Are you doing well?"
<8> kuja: nipponjo wakario sujoshi
<8> kuja: so
<4> kuja: "You are well, no?" sounds closer
<8> yes
<10> KillerX, i should mention it's very honorable of you to help me out when i was being a completely dumb
<6> =P
<4> Soy mas facil con espanol o otras idiomas romanticas...
<8> fin galli siariad cymraeg a dos neb yn diall
<2> Multilingual people :P
<2> Well, I'm bilingual... so HAH
<4> NoOQ daGH yooSH T'Pol
<2> Pollita: anagram, rot13, what what?
<4> kuja: Klingon
<2> oh, damn :(
<2> Pollita: Oh no, you're not another Star Trek freak, are you? :S
<4> ;) Again, just basic syntax and a handful of root words, not near enough to be conversational
<11> not sure if this is the place...but
<4> kuja: I used to be back in high school
<8> kuja: englisg, japanese, dutch and welsh :-)
<11> I am runnign ubuntu installed php5 mysql and apache2
<2> Pollita: As long as you only *watch* it, and not *live* it, now :P
<4> Only went to one conference, and that was for kitch value
<2> p_mash: That's cool. I only know English (obviously) and Korean.
<11> trying to set up a php portal but I can't get mysqladmin to accept the default user and p***word to configure it
<2> runes: Failure to authenticate with the MySQL server is a MySQL issue. Check #mysql
<11> ty at least the php5 portion is working
<2> Or a poorly written PHP script, which still isn't a ##php issue.
<4> This was back during a time when cell phones were a rarity and required notable upper body strength
<12> Is it better to store user id's as a long numeric string and translate between login name and id, or just use their login name as the id for lookups?
<4> Broken: Usually an integer (distinct from a numeric string) is the better way
<4> If you must use a string type, then you might as well use their name for the index rather than inventing a new one
<10> would you guys recomment a prepackaged LAMP um...package? or should i install each on it's own?
<6> XAMPP
<4> I prefer to roll my own, but it may not be the best for everyone
<6> http://www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html
<6> Easy to install, no-fuss
<2> Make your PC useful and install Debian. Then install PHP/MySQL/Apache with a single command, then may you be blessed.
<6> Although I'd recommending installing each individually
<13> I want to create a script that access to my pop account every 5 minutes and read if is there any new mails, someone have an idea on how to do it?
<14> use standard pop access cl***es that are out there
<14> and crontab it
<13> Is there a way that a script be running by itself every 5 minutes?
<14> yes
<14> crontab
<15> gday, i seem to remember there's a php/apache setting to keep a script running till it finishes even if the http request is terminated, but i can't remember what it's called?
<16> if im using $num = mysql_result($numrows_result, 0), and there are no rows returned - how do i set $num to '0' without the 'unable to jump to row 0' error
<16> ^? question. forgot the mark :)
<16> nevermind:) i didn't use count(*) - stupid mistakes!
<17> Is there a way to extract an environment variable into a variable?
<17> PATH for example
<18> check phpinfo()
<18> i think there is, but i ****
<19> 'lo all
<8> Vlet: $path = $_ENV['PATH'];
<18> ahhh it is $_ENV, i dont **** as bad as i thought
<18> :)
<20> how to check if folder exist
<17> oh that's a big old duh for me
<4> if (is_dir($path))
<20> ok
<17> thanks for answering a dumb question :)
<8> ace_me: file_exists() && is_dir()
<20> Thank you
<20> Vley :(
<21> hey
<21> my $_POST['var'] is broken
<21> can someone please help :(
<22> why is that broken
<22> try print_r($_POST) to output all your POST variables
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