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<0> unfortunatley i didnt find anything to do with htaccess there
<0> since php.net is usually not server specific
<0> finally found something on a mambo forum of all places
<0> php_value error_reporting 'E_ALL & ~E_NOTICE'
<1> u8m. Ew.
<2> MACscr: That's because the settings aren't server specific. That's the same setting you'd use in php.ini or any other SAPI-specific method.
<3> I'm interested in learning how to work with php and mysql and apache...any books recommended on that topic?
<0> Sitepoint has a really good one
<4> !+sql
<5> [SQL] Structured Query Language - the language for most DB Systems. See http://www.w3schools.com/ http://www.sqlcourse.com/ http://www.onlamp.com/pub/ct/19 and #mysql, #postgresql or #sql
<4> krozinov ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<4> !+manual
<5> [PHP Manual] http://php.net/manual/en/
<4> !+search
<5> To EASILY search php website and manual --> http://php.net/WhateverYouWantToSearchForGoesHere
<2> krozinov: George Scholossnaglelsnaggle (sp?) has a decent one



<2> Hopefully he won't be too offended that I can't spell his name.
<2> If it helps, I can't spell my wife's maiden name, either.
<6> TML: uh oh, heh
<2> itrebal: Well, I know it's either Sorensen, Sorenson, or some variation on that theme.
<2> itrebal: But then, I don't know her birthday or our anniversary, either. :)
<6> TML: i hope she doesnt ask you for any of those things.... and if she does, good luck finding a new one :)
<2> I just know that on June 19th and June 29th, I'd better show up with gifts.
<2> No idea which is which
<4> lol
<7> oooh, you can come to my house with gifts on both days
<7> well...unless they are girly
<6> ds-: hell, i dont care - if they're girly i'll give 'em to my other :)
<2> We were supposed to get married on her birthday, so I'd just have the one day to remember
<7> that's true
<2> But something happened...no idea what.
<3> TML and Jymmm and MACscr thanks!
<6> TML: you forgot :)
<2> heh
<2> No, no...it was broken without my help.
<2> All I did was pay for it and show up. :)
<1> lol
<4> TML so what you're saying is you're gonna be late for your own funeral
<2> itrebal: In fairness, it's not like she didn't know what kind of relationship she was getting into. We dated for over two years, and in that time I forgot to speak to her for months at a time more than once. :)
<2> Jymmm: Let's hope...
<4> lol
<6> TML: how the hell do you do that
<8> how would i display a mysql error without breaking up the template, because right now it stops displayin the rest of the template when there is an error
<7> That's like a programmers dream woman
<2> itrebal: I work.
<6> TML: ah
<2> itrebal: A lot.
<6> ooh
<2> itrebal: I used to own my own software company, and I was living 400 miles away at the time.
<7> Jezek, what are you using right now? mysql_*() || die()?
<8> die
<4> Gawd I love ScotchLocks!!!!
<2> itrebal: I would eat, sleep, shower, and work all at the office.
<1> use 'or' insteade of ||
<6> O.o, thats rough
<7> change it to echo. But it's better if possible to handle the error as opposed to displaying a msg and continuing on.
<4> TML doesnt sound like anything has changed
<2> itrebal: I have no recollection of the month of February, 1999. None whatsoever.
<2> itrebal: I can remember it being January, then one of my employees coming into the office and saying "So, when's that thing going to be done?" I said "Feb 26th, like I've said all along." The employee said "It's March 3rd."
<2> And sure enough, it was.
<2> Talk about a shock. :)
<6> heh
<2> "What?! Wait...what happened to February?"
<8> how do i check if there is an error? can i use isset?
<1> TML: o.O
<6> Jezek: to an extent, sure
<9> sequethin: TinyMCE IS AMAZING!!!
<2> Stormchaser: It was very surreal. :)
<2> kanzie: Just don't leave it open in a firefox tab overnight.
<2> kanzie: Unless you don't like your CPU.
<1> TML: I manage to remember 2 weeks, but never, EVER a month o.O
<2> That'd be a good way to "break up" with it.
<1> Er... I mean skipping 2 weeks
<6> i've done a month...happend to be february too
<7> Jezek, most of the mysql_ functions return FALSE on error
<8> oh
<7> Jezek, so you can just use a conditional statement of some sort



<8> i just want to make it so if there is an error it displays it but if there isnt it says "thank you for submitting. blah blah"
<8> ok.. like what would i put
<4> OH MAN! 1000x quieter now
<8> if(mysql_error() = FALSE) {
<8> ?
<2> Jymmm: Finally get the voices to stop, did you?
<7> s/=/==
<7> err wait no
<4> TML: No, just got them on a time schedule
<2> Ah
<7> if (mysql_connect($serv,$user,$p***) == FALSE) { //handle error
<9> sequethin: oh... eek...memoryleak huh?
<4> TML: Replaced the fan in the ext hdd.... the bearings were going out.
<2> heh
<2> I can imagine that'd be noisy
<8> i dont want it to ccheck if it can c onnect..
<7> go here: http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.mysql-connect.php
<8> nooo
<7> look at the first example
<7> it's the same for checking queries
<8> oh ok
<2> Had bearings go out in a m***ive switch once, that sat right next to my left ear
<7> if (mysql_query($query) == FALSE) { //handle it
<7> lig!
<4> TML: At least muffin fans are the one thing that when they get noisey it's an indication they're going out. Which is a good thing
<7> You sent me my first memo
<2> "rrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR-pause-RRRRR"
<6> muffin fans?
<1> lol
<4> itrebal MY GAWD MAN?!?!?! Haven't you seen Shrek yet?
<6> Jymmm: absolutely... just dont remember the reference :(
<4> itrebal: You dont know the Muffin Fan Man?!
<8> wait if its false then there is an error?
<4> !+0
<5> 0 == FALSE, but 0 !== FALSE. Some functions, such as strpos(), can return 0 as a valid (boolean true) result. For these, you must explicitly check === (or !==) FALSE. Yes, it does break logic and was intentional for some reason or another --> http://cvs.php.net/co.php/ZendEngine2/zend_operators.c#259
<6> Jymmm: i know The Muffin Man... but not The Muffin Fan Man
<8> oh yah there is ok
<4> itrebal muffin fans are theones in your computer
<6> Jymmm: just "the standard"?
<4> yes
<6> ok
<8> sweetness
<8> thx ds-
<7> your welcome
<10> ds-: just a request, nothing else, could you promote === a little more? thanks :)
<7> I usually do, I'm in a lazy mood today
<10> :)
<4> itrebal: So, what have you been doing with your butterfly?
<6> Jymmm: nothing really, i'm trying to get myself a few parts (ie: headers to solder in) i've been looking through various surplus stores, but not much has been sucesful
<4> itrebal you can't find headers?
<6> Jymmm: nope
<4> itrebal send me $5, I'll send out a care pkg when I get the chance to.
<4> itrebal I said a care pkg.
<6> Jymmm: i'm aware, which will contain just headers?
<4> no
<11> hey all .. is there an easy way I can tell which php.ini file i'm using?
<6> PM me details
<4> dont you know what a care package is?
<6> of course
<4> no you dont, go look it up...
<4> Red Cross Care Package
<12> Puterman- phpinfo() will tell you
<11> ty
<6> lol
<13> itrebal, can I ask you a question about sleep() that is giving me problem?
<6> beerdeliveryguy: why specificly me?
<10> Puterman: do realize that your cli, and mod_php, may use different php.ini's...
<13> cause you've helped me before on other things which end up working perfectly
<13> if you don't mind.
<6> sure, but you dont need to ask me specificly
<10> itrebal: because you appear to know things
<6> philip: thats good to know
<13> i know ive just asked like 4 times and noones answered, lol
<13> I have a problem with sleep, at the end of my script, I have a sleep function waiting 10 sec, and then perform a function


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