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<0> stedios: Just seems less ambigous that way to me.
<1> function foo() { if ( $bar ) { return true; } return false; }
<0> Stormchaser klined?
<2> Jymmmm: Doubt that, but gone noetheless
<3> Clazziquai, ah ok
<1> Stormchaser: nick `wtf'
<3> need the 'else' tho correct?
<0> lig what about ternary?
<1> Not in that situation, stedios
<3> ok
<4> Stormchaser: Gah, now I can't spell it right
<4> EFF YOU
<1> return will return from the function, thus p***ing control back to the caller
<5> return ($bar)?TRUE:FALSE;
<2> kuja: Here, but ile for 6 minutes



<2> *idle
<4> Nevermind, I got it
<0> lig no need, it's implied
<4> :\
<1> Stormchaser: Huh?
<3> Clazziquai: ah ok, makes sense :)
<0> lig you can just say return($bar);
<2> [02:05:19] wtf's idle time: 0d 0h 6m 30s
<1> return (bool)$bar; is sufficient, in that simple case
<1> Stormchaser: ah
<2> Ah active again :/
<0> lig Nah, most ppl dont get that things are implied sometimes.
<0> lig Like when I say 'lick' it's implied what that means
<5> lol
<0> lig see, you dirty mind in in the gutter with the rest of us
<5> of course - 6 years in the navy did that too me long before here
<0> lig Gives new meaning to the term polywog
<5> hehe - I'm a shellback
<0> lig: you had to be a polywong to become a shellback
<0> lig: So, how did you like having your belly kissed by all the polywogs?
<5> true - and had a good time trying to steal the flag
<5> na - was never the baby...
<6> Is there a function to convert a time() number into a normal datestamp?
<0> lig awwwwwwwwwwww, too bad
<0> lig you seem the type that would
<5> brohism: date maybe
<0> lig (you know all these ppl are going WTF?!)
<5> LOL - probably
<0> lig do you still have your certificate?
<5> no - lost the cert - but I still have my card
<5> and yes the mermaids are topless
<0> lig well that ****s. They were beautiful
<2> lol
<0> lig what they changed them?
<5> yeah - the new ones have bikini tops
<0> lig oh that totally ****s.. after what, 100+ years ?!
<5> I lost it somewhere in one of my moves - and yeah - it was beautiful
<5> longer then that - it dates back to the 1700's I think
<0> lig: I have never seen such a beautiful 'document' ever, and I worked as a printer too and same many things.
<0> s/same/seen/
<0> lig wait.. shellback.... how many times did you cross over?
<5> twice on board ship
<2> and once in the beard shop? :)
<7> Hah.
<5> hehe
<5> I wasn't chosen to be the wog king - so no beard for me
<8> I was looking into a way to grab data from a website and was told about curl, so I've been playing around with that, but I can only get it to grab the source of a page, which isn't quite what I'm looking for... I'd like to get the actual text that is displayed without all the html code... is there a way to do this?
<5> ijwyn: maybe strip tags
<5> LOL
<9> ijwyn: Copy and paste the text.
<9> :P
<8> imphasing: well that's what I'm already doing, but I have a lot of sites I do that with every week, so I'm just trying to find a way to automate the process and make my life easier
<10> ijwyn: strip all the html ...
<10> ijwyn: strip_tags
<10> the text in most cases will hardly be readable without markup
<8> yeah, I'm looking into that right now... might be the solution
<8> well, it might make things a bit messy without the formatting, we'll see... maybe I can use str_replace instead to replace the more important tags some formatting



<8> *with some
<10> what are you doing ?
<8> right now, trying to figure out how to use strip_tags within a curl session... tricky
<10> why is that tricky?
<10> you've got the result in a variable, just run strip tags on it
<10> what are you doing, though? what is your purpose
<8> well, I need to do a lot of research every week for my website, gathering information from various sites -- I'm just trying to speed up the process and save some time by automating most of this
<10> that doesn't explain why you need to strip the html tags
<8> and I don't really have a variable... the code I'm using grabs the url and copies the content directly to a file... then again, I just pasted the example from php.net and am experimenting with it, never used curl before this, so I might be missing something
<8> well, because if I don't I just end up with the source code which is more difficult to read then plain text... and yeah, I know, I could open it in a browser, but that would take longer especially with a couple of these sites that have a horrible layout and take a long time to load, so just showing the plain text would go much faster
<11> Hi there, when using the system() function, does the page wait until the program the function is excuting finishes before continuing?
<12> sort of
<2> yes
<12> use exec() redirect output out
<11> no thats fine i wanted to use microtime to see how long the command takes to finish executing.
<12> ah
<13> I'm looking for a good simple encapsulation of expat. I found http://keithdevens.com/software/phpxml but it seems to be buggy and haven't been updated in two years. Does anyone know of a similarly simple piece of software?
<0> Woof!
<12> so wrong you was ?
<2> it's not yours! It's MY SQL!!!
<14> hahaha
<14> that was terrible
<8> wow, and all that time I thought it was *mine* heh
<5> well that wasn't very nice Vylen
<15> such hostility
<16> well, i was only trying to smash a strawberry
<5> hehe
<17> If I paste the sample code for str_split (from php.net) into my script I get no output after those lines. Ideas?
<7> Set error_reporting(E_ALL) and see if you get any errors.
<17> thanks
<17> nothing changes
<17> if you want to see the code... #flood
<7> !tell kd5uzz about pastebin
<18> hello folks
<19> good evening, Chris
<17> http://hashphp.org/pastebin?pid=6122
<18> i remeber u itrebal.. u have been very helpful to me :)
<20> ChrisCalip: dont use 'u'
<16> u u u u u
<20> Vylen: :)
<16> a e i o _
<20> and sometimes y!
<16> y?
<20> i dunno
<16> lol
<2> dammit
<7> 'Damn that tab completion!'
<2> yup *curses*
<7> Stormchaser: And you're not going to kick Vylen now?
<2> FlamingCows: If you insist...
<7> I suggest, not insist. :)
<18> guys.. how would i measure the decrease of speed between using good old procedural code, to an object oriented code?
<16> well, i thought my "y?" was semi-smart... y? -> why? or "y"?
<7> It wasn't.
<20> ChrisCalip: define(START_TIME, microtime());
<18> any other suggestions?
<2> you can go run around in underwear, if you want...
<21> itrebal, define('START_TIME'... its not a constant yet, it still needs to be delimited by quotes
<20> masquerade: woops...
<10> ChrisCalip: obviously oop is going to be slower
<16> http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=bc7c54d4-29ec-47b4-b348-e6b222cda4e4 this is interesting
<18> true.. it is.. i just want to quantify if I can live with a slower site but a speedier production time.
<22> ya, saw that in another place.
<10> ChrisCalip: someone has told you how
<18> aidan : true, just want to know if there is a better way to quantify.. ill probably start using it on command line for m*** testing.


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